But the clubs found some support from the Harvard Crimson and the Wall Street Journal.
ATTENTION WOMEN: if you don’t want to risk getting raped, don’t exist.
“Given our policies, we are mystified as to why the current administration feels that forcing our club to accept female members would reduce the incidence of sexual assault on campus,” Storey wrote in an email to the Harvard Crimson, which broke the story. “Forcing single gender organizations to accept members of the opposite sex could potentially increase, not decrease the potential for sexual misconduct.”
Say what you will about poor Sparky from the Porcellian, but we think he was onto something. I mean… would campus sexual assault even be an issue at Harvard if the school hadn’t begrudgingly started admitting women in 1879? NO.
You can’t argue with that. That’s just the #facts. If you’re being objective instead of blinded by feminism and emotions and the desire for social progress and shit like that, you’ll agree with this sound logic and reason.
And we know what you’re thinking: “What about rape between men?”
Um... stop trying to change the subject. How are you going to stop rape with super basic ideas if you insist on making it soooo complicated?
No women = no rape problem.
Voila! High five, Sparky from the Porcellian.