Or German football RPF Saga — if I dare call it that. Previous versions are here.
Yes, I revised it again, hoping it’s the last one. Though I have an unfounded feeling that someday I’ll make Final_RealFinal_ultimate_ver2 😅
If I tried to explain everything, this would never see the light of day. So I’m posting it like this. Maybe I really need to write kinda official lore book…
As for the accidental incests, please just squint and move on. This was absolutely not intentional; I just ended up cramming in every ship and piece of lore I love, and — well, here we are.
Also, this is 100% copyright-free. If this inspires you to make your own version of the (German) football family tree, tweak or expand it to your liking, or even write fanfic based on it — please do! I'd absolutely love that. In fact, I want you to "steal" it and make it your own.
If you're curious about the stories behind this family tree, why I arranged things the way I did, or just want to share your thoughts, or to chat about (classic) German football or anything else, I'd be more than happy to talk! My Asks and DMs are always open. Comments are welcome too!
And if this sparked your interest, feel free to check out the rest of our little corner of the fandom—we'll always be happy to have you.❤️
Finally, I want to say that this was never something I made alone. It's the result of countless people's big and small contributions: their own family trees, fanfiction, fanvids, invaluable references, photos, all the lore they shared with me, their feedback, and so much more. I wish I could thank every single person who played a part in this, but I'd especially like to thank them who inspired me both directly and indirectly: @leonsliga @manufavs @miroslavcloset @prettydreamings @manuelmueller @kiestris @boredfootballs @smileysocceromegaverse @lunatic-wirtz @kisekii @isaslytherin13 @after-mid-nigth @yu-chi85 @crimsonkknight @alinaxchan00 @diekaiserin5
And if I've accidentally left anyone out, that's entirely my mistake — I hope you'll forgive me🙏
so ich verstehe nicht, wie es gerecht sein kann, dass Paraguay das gewinnt… also Neuer hat halt wirklich nicht geglänzt aber in welcher Welt ist das bitte fair? Nachdem sich Bambi so reingeschmissen hat in der Verlängerung und ich fand Flo jetzt auch nicht so schlecht…
Der Kommentator bei Magenta meinte sogar einmal „Aggro Bambi“, als Jamal gefault wurde und einmal „Bambi ist böse“, als Jamal den Typen dann gefault hat….
Und Digga Jamal war so glücklich nachdem er den Elfmeter getroffen hat… Es bricht mir so das Herz 🦌🩵💔
People always say that Germans aren’t funny but we just beat the record for most World Cup goals by winning a match 7-1. Who previously held that record you may ask?
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