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[thaumatological]

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FAQ

q. what are you

a. i’m a fun guy

q. what does your url mean

a. thaumatology is the study of miracles

q. what’s with all the numbers

a. hehe…

hey, if you actually read this thing, thanks! do you want to see more art than what i reblog here? check out @youreyeisinmyeye for my esoteric imageblogging

[punishedsaints]

[orbsteeb]

its the year 2013 and you can 3dprint a dildo that is also a bong and Dennys has a tumblr and most phones have TWO cameras now, one on the front and one on the back and there is a nonzero chance that we will have a reality show set in space within 5 years.

it appears that gentle death still stands sentinel at the end of our lives and casts a shadow back over us as if he were interposed between us and a fantastic radiance but OTOH crowdsourcing has made it incredibly easy to buy a “minimalist wallet” made of aircraft-grade aluminium weave and hey

dennys has a tumblr, so you can keep up with dennys, and new dennys developments, in realtime

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Babies are socially accepted parasites.

[onion-souls]

When u read Ayn Rand 1 time

[unfitninjuh]

They’re not a parasite, they’re a potential investment

[onion-souls]

When you read Ayn Rand a dozen times

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[gmod-album-covers]

gm_ape_of_naples

suggested by anon

[rabbitkinglune777]

Paws crossed chapter 1: Awkward Encounter

[rabbitkinglune777]

the reception on here has me in tears!!! thank you everyone for enjoying them so far!!! I plan on really developing this story overtime with the amount of love and care I put into these two queer characters!!! thank youuuuu!!!

Hitch and Hitomi forever!!!!

[rabbitkinglune777]

the reception to paws crossed chapter one is friggin insane to me but thank you to those that were patient enough for me to finish chapter one. chapter two, cover + title design, and website hosting will be revealed/worked on soon!!! thank you for the support on my artwork and characters as a black queer disabled indie artist/writer!!! bunny hugs n kisses

[spinnaker1509]

“Dogs don’t know what they look like. Dogs don’t even know what size they are. No doubt it’s our fault, for breeding them into such weird shapes and sizes. My brother’s dachshund, standing tall at eight inches, would attack a Great Dane in the full conviction that she could tear it apart. When a little dog is assaulting its ankles the big dog often stands there looking confused — “Should I eat it? Will it eat me? I am bigger than it, aren’t I?” But then the Great Dane will come and try to sit in your lap and mash you flat, under the impression that it is a Peke-a-poo… Cats know exactly where they begin and end. When they walk slowly out the door that you are holding open for them, and pause, leaving their tail just an inch or two inside the door, they know it. They know you have to keep holding the door open. That is why their tail is there. It is a cat’s way of maintaining a relationship. Housecats know that they are small, and that it matters. When a cat meets a threatening dog and can’t make either a horizontal or a vertical escape, it’ll suddenly triple its size, inflating itself into a sort of weird fur blowfish, and it may work, because the dog gets confused again — “I thought that was a cat. Aren’t I bigger than cats? Will it eat me?” … A lot of us humans are like dogs: we really don’t know what size we are, how we’re shaped, what we look like. The most extreme example of this ignorance must be the people who design the seats on airplanes. At the other extreme, the people who have the most accurate, vivid sense of their own appearance may be dancers. What dancers look like is, after all, what they do.”

— Ursula Le Guin, in The Wave in the Mind (via fortooate)

[stringcage]

Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents house

[siderealglimmer]

[birdbigbutch]

Peeling the lid off of a yogurt and it's a big spiral staircase going down forever

[bleekay]

had a fucked up dream i had a book that turned out could never be read again the same as the first time because each reread the characters became incrementally more aware that the events of the book had happened before and they were “reliving” it and i reread enough times that they became self aware, figured out they were in a book, acknowledged me as the reader, and some lost their minds or had existential crises, became violent to other characters or themselves, some begged me to never stop reading or they ceased to exist and others begged me to end it all stop reading and keeping them trapped in the endless loop of torment, and the literal only way to get the book back to its first run was to hand it off to someone else to read for the first time and for some reason i physically couldn’t tell anyone about it so i’d have to just hope whoever i gave it to would only read it once and i could never open the book again to check if they were okay and back to normal because i was terrified of fucking them all up again :(

[bleekay]

i'm glad people are finding this fun as a concept and making references to stuff that this reminds them of but i really gotta express how bad of a nightmare this was for me. i had fallen in love with the original story and characters (though on waking i couldn't tell you the details), unintentionally warped their story beyond recognition, and found myself an unwitting god that could not provide mercy for some without doling torment to others. one of the characters started offing themselves every time i started another reread. stress dream doesn't even begin to cover it

[hungwy]

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

[boy-in-a-song]

love how every entry level job posting is like

JOB TITLE: Team Member Sales Associate Receptionist Assistant Teacher

RESPONSIBILITIES:

Talking to customers real niceys

Operating cash register

Managing stock

Cleaning the toilets

Remaining calm in stressful situations

Working with children ages 0-5

Fast paced teamwork dangerous machine operation garbage removal

Keeping up with trends and company reputation and training AI

EXPERIENCE:

Graphic design

Web design

Retail customer service

Working in a warehouse full of chemicals

Social media management

Packaging and stocking and shelving and making phone calls and problem solving and organizing and lifting 50 pounds and bending over and repetitive movement and standing for a loooooooong time

EDUCATION: Master's degree in communication, advertising, graphic design, IT, education, marketing, or similar alternative. Not whatever weird shit you majored in for your bachelor's degree

PAY: $12 an hour

We hire men AND women!

[beingharsh]

you can't kill yourself girl i already bought us tickets to do everything ever

[beingharsh]

oh no i accidentally bought us tickets to the jenny holzer roller coaster experience😦

[tboy-trash]

if i ever wrote a character that was not meant to be eggy but the girls started telling me she's 100% a trans girl i wouldn't be saying "art is subjective, though He wasn't written with that intention" or any of that bullshit, i'd be saying "woohoo", "fuck yes", "this is the best thing to ever happen to me" and things of similar nature