DOCTOR WHO SENTENCE STARTERS
âThe children of my civilisation would be insulted.â
âYou have a knack of getting yourself into trouble.â
âWeâre always in trouble! It follows us everywhere.â
âI made some cocoa and got engaged.â
âI canât decide whether youâre a rogue, a halfwit, or both.â
âYou squashed my favourite Beatles!â
âWeâre trying to defeat the Daleks, not start a jumble sale!â
âNo one mentioned cutting throats.â
âI am a citizen of the universe, and a gentleman to boot.â
âI keep my eyes open and my mouth shut.â
âYou might almost say the Cyberman had a⊠complete metal breakdown.â
âHave you thought up some clever plan?â
âIâm going to bung a rock at it.â
âPeople spend all their time making nice things and then other people come along and break them!â
âLogic merely enables one to be wrong with authority.â
âJust pretend to be stupid. Think you can manage that?â
âI hate computers and refuse to be bullied by them!â
âGreat jumping gobstobbers!â
âYou, sir, are a nitwit.â
âSometimes I think âmilitary intelligenceâ is a contradiction in terms.â
â⊠you ham-fisted bun vendor.â
âYou were trying to make cocoa in my lab?!â
âNuclear explosions? Take the usual precautions⊠sticky tape on windows, that sort of thing.â
âDo they have mice in Atlantis?â
âI never thought Iâd have to fire in anger at a dratted caterpillar.â
âWould you like a jelly baby?â
âYouâre standing on my scarf.â
âCall me âold girlâ again and Iâll spit in your eye.â
âExcuse me, can you help me? Iâm a spy.â
âYouâre just a mouth on legs.â
âOh, you know how it is; you put things off for a day and next thing you know, itâs a hundred years later.â
âI speak treason fluently.â
âItâs more a mental stroll in a park of psychic tranquility.â
âA little gratitude wouldnât irreetrievably damage my ego.â
âI shall beat it into submission with my charm.â
âWe arenât getting anywhere playing pat-a-cake with the wall.â
âGuns can seriously damage your health, you know.â
âAre you trying to be funny?â
âAbsence makes the nose grow longer.â
âA bird in the hand keeps the Doctor away.â
âEvery dogma has its day.â
âTwo wrongs donât make a left turn.â
âTime and tide melts the snowman.â
âOne tends to expect advice from oneâs adviser.â
âDo me a favour and drown yourself.â
âYouâre a nice guy, but a little weirdâŠâ
âAnybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.â
âThese shoes! They fit perfectly!â
âAm I being abducted?â
âAre you capable of speaking without flapping your hands about?â
âI came first in jiggery pokery.â
âI failed hullabaloo.â
âWhat the Shakespeare is going on?â
âIâve never been slapped by someoneâs mother.â
âExcuse me, do you mind not farting while Iâm saving the world?â
âThat is textbook enigmatic.â
âThey think Iâm in drag!â
âOh⊠I should have realised. Heâs into musical theatre.â
âI can save the universe using a kettle and some string. And look at me, Iâm wearing a vegetable!â
âIâm going to report you for⊠madness!!â
âI point and laugh at archaeologists.â
âPlease desist from striking me.â
âI was promised tea!â
âHave you got space teeth?!â
âA poncho. The biggest crime against fashion since lederhosen.â
âLetâs die looking like a Peruvian folk band.â
âOkay, this is bad. At the moment I donât know how bad, but certainly weâre three buses, a long walk, and eight quid in a taxi from good.â
âIâm the clever one, youâre the potato one!â