Missy

420 nurse insta; @thcutie420 /@thcutie4200

[arahir]

god my neighbor just called me and she’s like… is this your chicken in our driveway… like who else has a chicken in this neighborhood yes it’s my chicken… so i get over there and kylo hen is chilling in their driveway eating some specs and stuff and there’s this actual crowd of people around her and i’m like… hi sorry mb let me get her… and oh my god… they’re like do you need us to call someone?? should we get help?? how should we do this?? do you need a net? like bitch it’s a chicken not a fucking komodo dragon. so i just… i was kind of joking around so i crouched down and patted my thighs and all the chickens are trained to come to me on sight because me = food… so i got down there and went “here girl!! come here!!” and the chicken comes running over and this group of actual adult ass individuals were staring at me like i was the fucking pied piper… and i didn’t know what to say…. so i just kind of walked back to my yard with the chicken following me and none of them moved or said a damn word and i think i literally just convinced them this chicken is trained like a dog…

[airfryerenthusiasts]

your chicken’s name is kylo hen

[manafromheaven]

Finally giving in and admitting to yourself that you have a fetish you were avoiding

[rnoistness]

my favorite part about this is that are no tags, no comments. everyone knows what theyre guilty of

[kanekititan]

gordon ramsay fetish

[memewhore]

[778]

[spottiedottie2]

[animals-lovers]

[softwaring]

[untrustyou]

[winterinthetardis]

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

[sparkle-fart-69]

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

[tamalehousenumber4-deactivated2]

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

[tha--snazzle]

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

[sinfullyselected-deactivated201]

“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

[baldheadedlilboy]

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

[thcutie]

“Jesus Christ! “

“Watch your language”😂😂😂😂😂😂

[whooappl6international-deactiva]

[staff]

Sometimes you gotta celebrate the small things, like the one year anniversary of a sandwich wallet. 

[mozartinsesi]

[xyzsera]

square the fuck up if you make plans then never answer

[indica-illusions]

LMAOOOOO I FEEL THIS SM

[yourkinkisnasty]

alcohol culture is so wild…people all over fb will be sharing a meme like “i can’t have just one glass of wine, it’s always 2 bottles and 3 people i can never look in the eye again” as if that’s normal? but if a meme like that was going around about cocaine or any other drug, everyone would be like “sounds like a drug problem bruh” 

alcoholism is SO normalized and it’s such a toxic environment honestly 

[thcutie]

I’m just sitting here at a party smoking weed everyone’s drunk 😂

[days-e]

Neon lights pt3

[tothedevil]

[niggazinmoscow]

This thread is the purest form of girls having girls backs.

[poyzn]

Animals that are unbelievably awesome.

[horce-divorce]

are you KIDDING that last picture is so full of ACTION and DRAMA why aren’t we talking about it