shoutout to the time my mom was hammered and i heard her trying to tell my dad that she murdered her first husband years ago and my dad very patiently said “i saw glenn in an elevator last week”
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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shoutout to the time my mom was hammered and i heard her trying to tell my dad that she murdered her first husband years ago and my dad very patiently said “i saw glenn in an elevator last week”
Nobody is immune to the neck kiss
Yeah? And? Coward.
“Nobody deserves to fall asleep at night wondering why they weren’t enough.”
—
Anyone Who’s Ever Been Rejected
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my dying words better be “im going ghost”
you are under no obligation to remain the same person you were a year ago, a month ago, or even a day ago. you are here to create yourself, continuously.
i don’t want to look “hot” i want to look alluring, haunting, bewitching. i want to look like the kind of person hozier would write a song about.
[enters my own room] damn bitch you live like this?
If you mention you don’t get along with your father to people, they usually understand because we live in a culture where fathers are seen as emotionally or physically distant but if you mention you don’t get along with your mother they immediately assume it’s your fault and you’re just too hard on her. Not all mothers know best, giving birth to a child is a bodily function and not a magical source of spiritual enlightenment. Don’t naturally assume every mother is as kind and dedicated as your own.
This is still the biggest mood tbh
It stresses me out how the world is dying in front of our eyes but I’ve got to be focused in stuff like university, work, etc. Like, dude, if the world is not saved, all of this stress over my academic future and all of that will be futile because we’ll all be dead anyways
I would officially like to quit struggling and start snuggling™
booboo the fool (self diagnosed)
do you ever just feel super unloveable
all the fucking time
Should’ve left me alone if I wasn’t what you wanted
a girl who really loves u gon start sounding like ya mom after a while cause she only wants the best for u b