Speak of the devil...

[nue-deactivated20130114]

what if instead of laughing we did a death metal scream

[infinitescrotum]

comedy clubs would be fucking terrifying

[cricket-comics]

the most smug error screen in existence

[humanliberation-deactivated2012]

[my-teen-quote]

[freaksnerdsandromantics]

[dreamwavves]

[the-1nternet-hate-machine-blog]

person: hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven

me: are you implying that i am satan

Satan: Hey, you never know someone might actually consider that a compliment. I mean I can be one sexy piece of ass.

[3409295-deactivated20130411]

[sparklebuns]

[samandriel]

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH

HA-HA-HA

YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT 

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

BITCH WHAT DID I SAY

RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH

HEY

EVERY YEAR AROUND THIS TIME

THIS POST COMES BACK

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[lisafrankocean]

this is still my favorite tweet of all time

[spacemantheo]

And thus, Tumblr and co stopped Pitch the Bitch and saved the internet.

[rottenichor]

[discolor3d]

[wompymomo]

i’m sorry, but what is Iron Man doing in that car???

[spinebusters]

Going shopping.

[the-devils-dance-floor-blog]

I have decided that chocolate is perhaps one of the most spectacular creations of your kind.  I mean think about it:

You can put it on food:

You can put it in food:

And my all time favorite:

On people.

Am I not a genius for giving you lot proper knowledge?

[imperialdalek-blog]

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

Neil Gaiman’s Advice to Aspiring Artists

I might actually be crying.

[ninemoons42]

Yep, crying.

[dduane]

Neil knows.

[emptyteapot-blog]

See this…This right here is exactly why Neil Gaiman is my Writing Idol

[furples]

[nobodyownsyou]

[siradamnicholasiii-deactivated2]

Last one is the best.