I rage on like a demon and I reek of religion

I found this on a guy fieri restaurant menu generator

[gothicdarling]

[leresq]

"gee I wonder how I will transfer this information reliably across long distances"

the trustworthy telecommunications dish:

[bovineblogger]

yak scared of pumpkin not clickbait

[dawg-bowls]

tag yourself! dog title edition. yes you can be multiple

dog: needs to be called a good boy. generally obedient, but occasionally disobeys. loves being collared. please pet!

puppy: loving and sweet. very affectionate. begs to be praised. wants to be at your side at all times

mutt: untrained and rowdy. not afraid to get a little dirty. likes to be degraded

bitch: incredibly needy. constantly in heat. always wants to be bred

pooch: well-behaved. a bit sassy. enjoys being pampered and spoiled. likes having their demands met

toy: fragile, but still likes to be used. please handle with care. degradation is their favorite as long as it's balanced with praise.

beast: wild and untamed, much more so than a mutt. constantly needs to be in control. uses force to get what it wants. snarls and growls often.

[i-spilled-the-milk]

This is so cuteeee

[call-me-pup2]

Putting them in a collar and leash

Putting them in a collar and leash

Putting them in a collar and leash

Putting them in a collar and leash

Putting them in a collar and leash

Putting them in a collar and leash

Putting them in a collar and leash

[spiderverseconceptart]

Hobie Brown early concept art for Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse by Lena Sayaphoum

[everybody-loves-to-eat]

(house made chips and french onion dip)

[lachonk]

mark your calendars, fellas

[lachonk]

today's the day!!!!!!

[lachonk]

happy dick day 2021 everybody 💖

[nitw]

"ed and his 2 new furry dads incidentally force greed to undergo character development" is my favorite arc in fma

[carnivallsarchive]

starting a collection

[maruti-bitamin]

nap pile 

[inimoose]

Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

[tsunderrated]

[kushblazer666]

[sandflakedraws]

posting an old piece over here.

since botw was the first zelda game i ever played, when i saw "fairy clothes" offered in the dlc, i had pictured something like this

i've decided they're 6 total defense and when worn together offer "Perfect Climate" so you get lvl 1 heat+cold resistance everywhere.

[sproutlett]

this is for the people who went through trauma and didn’t come out of it with thicker skin. but, instead, came back with sensitivity to the world and a deep sadness that won’t go away. some of us went through something and lost a piece of ourselves; our broken hearts never healed quite right afterwards. i see you and i feel you and i am you. it’s going to be okay.

[astralbondpro]

Pee-wee’s Big Adventure (1985)

Directed by: Tim Burton Written by: Phil Hartman, Paul Reubens, and Michael Varhol