Hey

'Thias. 34. Agender. Came back for the mutuals and the shitposts so if you're not providing either of those please leave me alone.

[teathattast]

GEEKED

LOCKED IN

[hagiomoto]

Okay, if you are tired then you won't be able to read. There I say it. No one else want to say it. It is strange. If you are tired, if you cannot finish a book that's a given. That's why you need to read...at work. You need to steal your reading time from your employers.

[cleo-fox]

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

[maple-seed]

Both options convey that he's horny

[cleo-fox]

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

[divorceddadrock]

[parakeet]

this gif is fucking me up. stop. stop. youre squorshing her and shes Just a Baby

[thebisfor]

I HAVE ONE OF THESE

[parakeet]

When will the violence end

[cryptotheism]

I just felt someone Z-target me

[search-queery]

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

[harpsi-corpse]

The cards see all.

[segamascott]

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok

[greelin]

“why do you rb and add to your own posts” i’m talking to myself

[greelin]

this is just the equivalent of my internal dialogue

[anxeious]

[duplicarto]

together they form one (1) brain cell

[frocio]

i love it when italians argue about italian. like we don’t even know how our language really works we just roll with it

[frocio]

[iphisesque]

Italian is 107 different provincial languages stuck together with spit and half a prayer

[frogcoded]

My bf lives in another region and we are constantly arguing about regional variations of words and we both live in the fucking north of Italy

[putaemo-cional]

one time i saw a map of italy but instead of cities and roads etc it was just covered w different ways you can say the word vagina. it was covered

[frocio]

oh I can think of at least seven ways to say the word vagina right off the top of my head rn. I can’t imagine what I could do if I tried harder

[criptochecca]

Fjgkahfmangksoajufnajejgnanfjakirjvjjs

[fishbizkit]

this is the Italian Vagina Map, reblog to… I’m not sure actually. Can’t hurt though. 

[cannot-think-of-a-cute-name]

reblog to Italian season your pussy

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[beesmygod]

Do you know any good con jobs you’ve always wanted to try on the gullible and naive masses

what if i got really into making adoptables

[beesmygod]

artists spent multiple years raging against the concept of NFTs and then unironically continued their cottage industry that is, by all meaningful metrics, identical. i saw someone selling one for 800 dollars the other day

[telltaletypist]

war and hate on planet venus

[miss-wizard]

suck my blood and kill my penus

[brainy-gremlin-official]

[wholesome-animal-images]