THE ALMIGHTY I >:D

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(squid Descartes) I ink therefore I am

[dear-diary-xoxo]

(fish Descartes) I fin therefore I am

[iwilldiewithmylosingdog]

(sheep Descartes) I think therefore I lamb

[thunderstruck-by-lichtenberg]

(beaver Descartes) I think therefore I dam

[sugar-sweet-saccharine]

(fetus Descartes) I think before I am

[luvbugs-sweet-silverlining]

(shellfish Descartes) I think therefore I clam

[bludgeoningbloody-the-virginmary]

(other sheep Descartes) I think therefore I ram

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(train Descartes) I think therefore I tram

[thatswhy-ilovefall]

(liar Descartes) I think therefore I sham

[cmon-letmeshowyoupariahdom]

(onomatopoeia Descartes) I think therefore I BAM!

[currentsongstuckinthishead]

(eye Descartes) I blink therefore I am

[random---questions]

(other eye Descartes) I wink therefore I am

[isuggestmadscience]

(scientist Descartes) I zinc therefore I am

[melodyorcrystal]

(shipwrecked Descartes) I sink therefore I am

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(barbie Descartes) I pink therefore I am

[withoutanyhintofadowhatsoever]

(gamer Descartes) I Link therefore I am

[wesurelookcute42uglyppl]

(skater Descartes) I rink therefore I am

[screwloose-clinicallycertified]

(transmasc Descartes) I think therefore I man

[tried-n-hyde-lied-n-died]

(onomatopoeia Descartes V2) I think therefore I WHAM!

[yumeserboxes]

(transfem Descartes) I think therefore I Pam

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(photographer Descartes) I think therefore I cam

[a-m-a-r-a-h]

(music Descartes) I think therefore I jam

[mx-vvanna-cry]

(kinkster Descartes) I kink therefore I am

[judge---grandejury---executioner]

(pig Descartes) I think therefore I ham

[the-almighty-me]

(onomatopoeia Descartes V3) I clink therefore I am

[the-almighty-me]

Oh my god guess who just won the lottery holy shit

[reilikeslifting]

i’m im a different state!! yk what that means…

[the-almighty-me]

For any of my fellow l1ft3r$ out there who also have problems with nervous fidgeting and need to nervous fidget whenever they l1ft, I totally recommend bringing a small fidget toy (preferably a quiet one) and fidgeting with it in your pocket or something. It helps me out a lot!

[klepto-koala]

Blacking Out Tags

Something I like to do whenever I de-tag and ditch the tag in the store-(which I do not reccomend doing at all without doing this first)- is blacking out the tag with a sharpie or a paint pen and then ripping up the tag into smaller pieces. That way when the SA’s find the tag they can’t see what the stolen item is and track it😎

[livfting]

you genius.

[the-almighty-me]

Successfully completed another l1ft! Was SUPER nervous about it this time, but I think I got out with no suspicion.

(Please don't ask what I got!)

[the-almighty-me]

GUYS GUYS GUYS

I just did a successful l1ft! I'm super duper happy, and the feeling after walking out without any problems is so satisfying!!

(Don't ask what I got)

[the-almighty-me]

I had the perfect opportunity to l1ft something at W4lm4rt yesterday. It was a small item, there were no customers or staff in the aisle, no cameras that I could see, literally perfect. But my nerves got the best of me. :(

[the-almighty-me]

Everytime I go into a store the urge to l1ft something is strong, but unfortunately, the anxiety and fear of getting caught is even stronger.

Any advice on how to overcome nerves like this?