Summer

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So sorry I haven’t posted at all !! I haven’t had much motivation ngl. I hope y’all understand

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Nico: god starts with a “g” and so does gay, Satan starts with an “s” and so does straight. so who is really going to hell?

Percy: Nico it’s literally 4 am go the fuck to sleep.

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The Seven + Reyna and Nico doing Secret Santa

Percy, getting Jason: *gets him a brick*

Jason, getting Annabeth: *gets her a book about architecture from there collection there at Camp Jupiter*

Annabeth, getting Reyna: *gets her a "happy birthday card" and writes "don't hit on my boyfriend again or you won't see the light of day again" in it*

Reyna, getting Piper: *all she knows is that she's a daughter of Aphrodite so she gets her some nice-ish clothes because she also knows that she doesn't like anything too fancy*

Piper, getting Leo: *gets him some coal*

Leo, getting Frank: *gets him a dog plush*

Frank, getting Hazel: *gets her a basket full of little things cause he didn't know exactly what to give her*

Nico, getting Percy: *complains about it, but gets him a Nemo plush in the end*

Hazel, getting Nico: *gets him one of those yin yang friendship bracelets*

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Piper: Gods, Nico, are you okay?

Nico playing the Ouija board, wanting to see if it actually works: Yeah, I'm just fine. Why?

Piper:

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Percy: On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a

Nico: A burning hatred of the world

Percy: Nico, please, for once in your life learn the lyrics to a simple song like this, and NOT turn it bad

Nico: Bad is the new good-

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Spoilers for The Last Olympian

Okay, here’s the thing that keeps getting to me

People keep calling Percy a murderer because of what happened to Michael Yew on the Williamsburg Bridge, but technically, Percy didn’t kill him. 

Michael Yew had told him to break it. He sacrificed himself to help Percy, and save Manhattan just like how many other, like???? How is that murder???? Please explain why you think that’s murder??????

Michael had told Percy to do it. Not Percy intentionally killing Michael because it would save everyone. Percy, in fact, DIDN’T want to do it because Michael wouldn’t be able to get out on time, so like, what????????

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Should I post some poetry (that I made up) or no???

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HAPPY BITHDAY HAZEL LEVESQUE

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Nico: I can't fucking stand you

Will: You don't have to stand when my lap is right here

Nico: *sits on Will's lap* fuck you

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Person: *flirts with Percy*

Annabeth: *staring at them silently*

Grover: You've been really quiet today, Annabeth

Annabeth: No one plans a murder out loud

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Nico: How does it feel to be the worse plan-maker ever

Percy: Shut up, your mother bought you mega blocks instead of legos

Nico, through tears: You fucking take that back

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Nico: I want to be like a butterfly. Eat a lot, sleep a lot, and wake up beautiful

Annabeth: You know most of them have a lifespan of about a week, right?

Nico: Just another highlight

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Percy: Hey, do you think I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Nico: You're a hazard to society

Leo: And a coward. Do twenty

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Percy: Where are you going?

Nico: To either get ice cream or commit a felony

Percy: ...

Nico: I'll decide in the car

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Percy: Why do people slap a remote when it's not working??

Percy: But why does it work when you slap it though

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Nico: Come over

Will: I can't, my car only has three wheels

Nico: What, do you have a tricycle?

Will: You were supposed to say "but my parents aren't home"

Nico: I was distracted by your tricycle

Will: Okay, start over

Nico: Come over

Will: I can't, my car only has three wheels

Nico: What colors your tricycle?

Will: Fuck you

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Nico: I'm not doing too good

Nico: I have this headache that comes and goes

Will: *walks into the room*

Nico: Oh look, there it is again