the-anaesthetic

Australia | 17 | Speech Pathology | Lover of great memes 

[takeagiantstep23]

this is one of my most absolute favorite gifs. 😍💚

[enraged-chihuahua]

fuck this *unfocuses my eyes*

[desultory-suggestions]

It’s time to forgive your body

[girlwithseriousproblems]

Not diagnosing a child doesn't mean they won't notice they're different. It just means that instead of thinking "I'm struggling because I have autism/adhd/anxiety/depression/schizophrenia", they will just conclude that they are struggling because they are stupid, weak, annoying, unlovable, etc.

[literaturemug]

give me the old-school love. write me letters. leave me random notes. kiss my hands. slow dance with me. write a poem. lie down with me on the grass. read to me.

[takethisride]

Imagine cooking pancakes and dancing at 2 am with the person you love

takethisride (via takethisride)

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requested by pure-sea-salt

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was at recess (2nd grade, I think), and when my classmates left to go back to class, I remained stuck at the playground with these invisible walls surrounding me. Then, suddenly, it was nighttime, and a bunch of wacky waving inflatable tube men sprouted up from every corner of the playground. They said they wanted to cook me alive, so I hid under the slide and started crying.

[depressedcoconutmilk]

My dumb self didn’t read the Url…… >=(

[asphodenizen]

I’ve only seen these posts in legends so I must reblog

[nyanbinary-83]

you better watch out you better watch out yOU BETTER WATCH OUT YOU BETTER WATCH OUT YOU BETTER-

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[nature-travel-photography]

Splendid Summer Severe Storm at Sunset with Sunflowers - Denver, CO [OC][1600x1067][@ryanwrightphoto] - ryanwrightphoto

[dreampai]

some Croatian phrases and sayings, explained and translated to English by yours truly:

having a long tongue (imati dugi jezik) - refers to a person that can’t keep anything a secret and who will blab out whatever you tell them

to receive a little basket (dobiti košaricu) - to be dumped

you weren’t born on a boat (nisi se rodio na brodu) - this is said to people who don’t close the door after entering a room

a thunder won’t strike into stinging nettles (neće grom u koprive) - something is unlikely to happen

thirteenth pig (trinaesto prase) & fifth wheel (peti kotač) - unwanted, unneeded person, same as fifth wheel in English 

to hold a candle (držati svijeću) - to be a third wheel to somebody

[bouncyrabbit-deactivated2024033]

My personal favourite: košta ko svetog Petra kajgana (costs like st.Peter’s scrambled eggs)-it costs a lot

[one-time-i-dreamt]

your dad isn’t a glassmaker (nije ti tata staklar) - said to a person blocking your view of something in order for them to move

[arduango]

Why? - For grandma’s flour (zašto? - za babino brašno) - when you don’t want to say why or it’s obvious so you say because

Who doesn’t know you, he/she would pay for you a lot (tko te ne zna skupo bi te platio) - when someone pretends to be nice but they have a bad side

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requested by archeroncalore

[90stvqueen]

today i told my manager "just because i can handle anything doesn't mean i should have to" and if that isn't just the motto of my life

[nature-travel-photography]

The Lone Tree on Llyn Padarn, Snowdonia, Wales. [OC] [3426x5139] - DomCraggoo

[localadmin]

oh you like history? name everything that ever happened

[bochabucc]

The world wasn't ready for Megamind in 2010. I think it could be ready now. After seeing the same superhero arc in every Marvel movie, the squandered subversion in expectations from Game of Thrones, the tired consistent revamps of previously done ideas from Disney,, I petition that we just rerelease Megamind in theaters again. No changes at all. Just toss it back in there and let people experience culture and class for the first time in their lives

[the-anaesthetic]

I think I’ve just created something disturbing

Andrew Samberg

@nbcbrooklyn99