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You're odd. I can't analyze you.

-- @the-analyzer

What does this mean? Odd? Oh… Do you know me? :) It’s so nice to meet you!!!

I know you. We were friends a long time ago. Did you forget again?

…Oh! Um, we were? We were, weren’t we? Of course we were! It’s so nice to see you again!! :)

Yes, of course. Is your favourite fruit still plums? Plums help with memory, I believe.

Oh! Um, did I say…? I don’t particularly…. I suppose they must be, if you say so! :)

Mhmm. Wait, you did say you remember nothing, right? I’m not exactly the best with memory related topics, but I’m sure I can help.

I helped you a few times, in the past. Fun memories, huh?

I actually have a pretty good memory! I mean, not like, extraordinary or anything, but average?

Of course I remember you helping me! :)

Alright, I'm just going to test something out... I'm going to say a couple of words and I need you to say the first thing that comes to mind.

Let's start with...

Rock.

Oh, are you, like, a doctor? :) I don’t think I’ve ever met one of those! Sure! Rock? Um, boat? Probably a boat comes to mind?

#*furious scratching of pen sounds here*

Blue.

You're odd. I can't analyze you.

-- @the-analyzer

What does this mean? Odd? Oh… Do you know me? :) It’s so nice to meet you!!!

I know you. We were friends a long time ago. Did you forget again?

…Oh! Um, we were? We were, weren’t we? Of course we were! It’s so nice to see you again!! :)

Yes, of course. Is your favourite fruit still plums? Plums help with memory, I believe.

Oh! Um, did I say…? I don’t particularly…. I suppose they must be, if you say so! :)

Mhmm. Wait, you did say you remember nothing, right? I’m not exactly the best with memory related topics, but I’m sure I can help.

I helped you a few times, in the past. Fun memories, huh?

I actually have a pretty good memory! I mean, not like, extraordinary or anything, but average?

Of course I remember you helping me! :)

Alright, I'm just going to test something out... I'm going to say a couple of words and I need you to say the first thing that comes to mind.

Let's start with...

Rock.

YOU- YOU'RE BACK

-- @the-official-news

indeed. who are you again?

....

It's me?? The news.

You hit me with my own microphone once.

Oh. Ew. It's you.

Ew?? Ew?

Rude-

You slimed me, you cretin.

...

You still have that stupid microphone.

*points the microphone at you dramatically*

I do!

Don't point that at my face.

*Lyz flicked her hand, batting it aside*

*he immediately hits her on the head with it*

OW, YOU UNDISTINGUISHED RUFFIAN

*Lyz punched him in the face*

OW-

...

*his nose has started bleeding..*

Serves you right. Take some gauze. Also, do you happen to have some weapons? I've been on the run from a few...

Lyz coughs.

Authorities...

...Authorities?

The... police? Maybe?

..No.

You're being chased for crimes, aren't you..

..Yes..

...

POLICE- POLICE, OVER HERE--

SHUT UP

THERE'S A WANTED CRIMINAL RIGHT HERE!

NO, DONT YOU DARE GET ME ARRESTED. NOPE, NUH UH.

GET ARRESTED-

NO.

I'll arrest you myself then.

*tries to handcuff you with the microphone wire*

#<- .... Watching and waiting?#that's wallpaper behaviour.#<- indeed #watches you #smiles #character analysis

…What the fuck are you doing?!

Lyz pokes at the News before pulling away, tripping over a microphone cord.

Why the hell do you have a wired mic?

YOU- YOU'RE BACK

-- @the-official-news

indeed. who are you again?

....

It's me?? The news.

You hit me with my own microphone once.

Oh. Ew. It's you.

Ew?? Ew?

Rude-

You slimed me, you cretin.

...

You still have that stupid microphone.

*points the microphone at you dramatically*

I do!

Don't point that at my face.

*Lyz flicked her hand, batting it aside*

*he immediately hits her on the head with it*

OW, YOU UNDISTINGUISHED RUFFIAN

*Lyz punched him in the face*

OW-

...

*his nose has started bleeding..*

Serves you right. Take some gauze. Also, do you happen to have some weapons? I've been on the run from a few...

Lyz coughs.

Authorities...

...Authorities?

The... police? Maybe?

..No.

You're being chased for crimes, aren't you..

..Yes..

...

POLICE- POLICE, OVER HERE--

SHUT UP

THERE'S A WANTED CRIMINAL RIGHT HERE!

NO, DONT YOU DARE GET ME ARRESTED. NOPE, NUH UH.

GET ARRESTED-

#<- WHY ARE YOU AWAKE???#<- oh #i have insomnia + nightmares and such so i’m usually online #but i dont socialize #i creep in the background #watching #and waiting

NO.

You're odd. I can't analyze you.

-- @the-analyzer

What does this mean? Odd? Oh… Do you know me? :) It’s so nice to meet you!!!

I know you. We were friends a long time ago. Did you forget again?

…Oh! Um, we were? We were, weren’t we? Of course we were! It’s so nice to see you again!! :)

Yes, of course. Is your favourite fruit still plums? Plums help with memory, I believe.

Oh! Um, did I say…? I don’t particularly…. I suppose they must be, if you say so! :)

Mhmm. Wait, you did say you remember nothing, right? I’m not exactly the best with memory related topics, but I’m sure I can help.

I helped you a few times, in the past. Fun memories, huh?

YOU- YOU'RE BACK

-- @the-official-news

indeed. who are you again?

....

It's me?? The news.

You hit me with my own microphone once.

Oh. Ew. It's you.

Ew?? Ew?

Rude-

You slimed me, you cretin.

...

You still have that stupid microphone.

*points the microphone at you dramatically*

I do!

Don't point that at my face.

*Lyz flicked her hand, batting it aside*

*he immediately hits her on the head with it*

OW, YOU UNDISTINGUISHED RUFFIAN

*Lyz punched him in the face*

OW-

...

*his nose has started bleeding..*

Serves you right. Take some gauze. Also, do you happen to have some weapons? I've been on the run from a few...

Lyz coughs.

Authorities...

...Authorities?

The... police? Maybe?

..No.

You're being chased for crimes, aren't you..

..Yes..

...

POLICE- POLICE, OVER HERE--

SHUT UP

THERE'S A WANTED CRIMINAL RIGHT HERE!

#<- no. excuse.#<- ITS A FAVT NOT AN EXCUSE

NO, DONT YOU DARE GET ME ARRESTED. NOPE, NUH UH.

YOU- YOU'RE BACK

-- @the-official-news

indeed. who are you again?

....

It's me?? The news.

You hit me with my own microphone once.

Oh. Ew. It's you.

Ew?? Ew?

Rude-

You slimed me, you cretin.

...

You still have that stupid microphone.

*points the microphone at you dramatically*

I do!

Don't point that at my face.

*Lyz flicked her hand, batting it aside*

*he immediately hits her on the head with it*

OW, YOU UNDISTINGUISHED RUFFIAN

*Lyz punched him in the face*

OW-

...

*his nose has started bleeding..*

Serves you right. Take some gauze. Also, do you happen to have some weapons? I've been on the run from a few...

Lyz coughs.

Authorities...

...Authorities?

The... police? Maybe?

..No.

You're being chased for crimes, aren't you..

..Yes..

...

POLICE- POLICE, OVER HERE--

#<- thats no excuse #<- I WAS IN A COMA

SHUT UP

There's a new offical blog. Hannibal lecter offical. Go analyze that cannibal!

A who now.

#character analysis...?

You're odd. I can't analyze you.

-- @the-analyzer

What does this mean? Odd? Oh… Do you know me? :) It’s so nice to meet you!!!

I know you. We were friends a long time ago. Did you forget again?

…Oh! Um, we were? We were, weren’t we? Of course we were! It’s so nice to see you again!! :)

Yes, of course. Is your favourite fruit still plums? Plums help with memory, I believe.

does it pain you to listen to the things that others can't hear?

-- @the-analyzer

….. …. ..

*she nods quickly*

Ah. I see.

*Lyz frowns, tapping a pen* I'm unsure if I can analyze you. This might be difficult.

*she nods again‚ tapping out in Morse code *

.. / .- .--. --- .-.. --- --. .. --.. . / - …. .- - / .. / -.-. .- -. -. --- - / -.. --- / -- ..- -.-. …. --..--

Don't apologize for faults that are not entirely your fault. I guess this provides a way of communicating...

Can you see?

*her hood tilted down before she slowly shakes her head ‘no’‚ looking in a sense up to where the analyzer was speaking*

.. / … .- -.. .-.. -.-- / -.-. .- -. -. --- - / -.. --- / … --- .-.-.- / .. / -.. --- -. .----. - / -.- -. --- .-- / .-- …. -.-- / .. / -.-. .- -. .----. - / -… . -.-. .- ..- … . / .. / …. .- …- . / . -.-- . … / - …. . -.-- / .--- ..- … - / -.. --- -. - / .-- --- .-. -.-

*For a second Lyz's eyes widened, before narrowing.*

Hm.. Did someone take your vision?

*she shuddered‚ the cloak that wrapped around her body loosely tensing around the figure encased in it*

.. / -.-. .- -. -. --- - / .. / -.-. .- -. .----. - .-.-.- /

*she audibly sucked in a breath of air‚ before barley nodding*

Don't talk about it if you're going to get hurt if you do. Take some breaths.

Lyz set down the pen, staring unblinking at her, with a small frown.

*the small rises and falls of the cloak began to slowly disappear under the thick fabric‚ as after a few minutes she motioned for Lyz to continue the questions*

They took your eyesight, then took your voice. Judging how defensive you seem, they probably someone you trusted.. Looked up too, even.

She sat down on a chair that randomly appeared from nowhere, resting her head on her hand with a furrowed brow.

Hm.

*she nodded yet again‚ attempting to track where Lyz was moving by the sounds that were so very loud to her*

Is there someone controlling you? *Calmly snapping her fingers every few seconds, she patiently waited for Listener to track the sound towards where she was*

*she followed the snapping, then aggressively shook her head. Tapping on her wrist *

(“I cannot be. They left me like this on purpose because they were bored, I am the farthest from controlled”) <{imagine morse code}

Hm. Interesting.

Can you tell me who 'they' are?

(„They were family.“)

Lyz writes something down, before pausing.

Family? Why on earth would your family do this to you?

YOU- YOU'RE BACK

-- @the-official-news

indeed. who are you again?

....

It's me?? The news.

You hit me with my own microphone once.

Oh. Ew. It's you.

Ew?? Ew?

Rude-

You slimed me, you cretin.

...

You still have that stupid microphone.

*points the microphone at you dramatically*

I do!

Don't point that at my face.

*Lyz flicked her hand, batting it aside*

*he immediately hits her on the head with it*

OW, YOU UNDISTINGUISHED RUFFIAN

*Lyz punched him in the face*

OW-

...

*his nose has started bleeding..*

Serves you right. Take some gauze. Also, do you happen to have some weapons? I've been on the run from a few...

Lyz coughs.

Authorities...

...Authorities?

The... police? Maybe?

..No.

You're being chased for crimes, aren't you..

#tax fraud.#in my defense i was in a coma #no character analysis

..Yes..

You're odd. I can't analyze you.

-- @the-analyzer

What does this mean? Odd? Oh… Do you know me? :) It’s so nice to meet you!!!

#[ooc: gaslight girlboss and slay or something along those lines]#character analysis

I know you. We were friends a long time ago. Did you forget again?

YOU- YOU'RE BACK

-- @the-official-news

indeed. who are you again?

....

It's me?? The news.

You hit me with my own microphone once.

Oh. Ew. It's you.

Ew?? Ew?

Rude-

You slimed me, you cretin.

...

You still have that stupid microphone.

*points the microphone at you dramatically*

I do!

Don't point that at my face.

*Lyz flicked her hand, batting it aside*

*he immediately hits her on the head with it*

OW, YOU UNDISTINGUISHED RUFFIAN

*Lyz punched him in the face*

OW-

...

*his nose has started bleeding..*

Serves you right. Take some gauze. Also, do you happen to have some weapons? I've been on the run from a few...

Lyz coughs.

Authorities...

...Authorities?

The... police? Maybe?

..No.

does it pain you to listen to the things that others can't hear?

-- @the-analyzer

….. …. ..

*she nods quickly*

Ah. I see.

*Lyz frowns, tapping a pen* I'm unsure if I can analyze you. This might be difficult.

*she nods again‚ tapping out in Morse code *

.. / .- .--. --- .-.. --- --. .. --.. . / - …. .- - / .. / -.-. .- -. -. --- - / -.. --- / -- ..- -.-. …. --..--

Don't apologize for faults that are not entirely your fault. I guess this provides a way of communicating...

Can you see?

*her hood tilted down before she slowly shakes her head ‘no’‚ looking in a sense up to where the analyzer was speaking*

*For a second Lyz's eyes widened, before narrowing.*

Hm.. Did someone take your vision?

*she shuddered‚ the cloak that wrapped around her body loosely tensing around the figure encased in it*

.. / -.-. .- -. -. --- - / .. / -.-. .- -. .----. - .-.-.- /

*she audibly sucked in a breath of air‚ before barley nodding*

Don't talk about it if you're going to get hurt if you do. Take some breaths.

Lyz set down the pen, staring unblinking at her, with a small frown.

*the small rises and falls of the cloak began to slowly disappear under the thick fabric‚ as after a few minutes she motioned for Lyz to continue the questions*

They took your eyesight, then took your voice. Judging how defensive you seem, they probably someone you trusted.. Looked up too, even.

She sat down on a chair that randomly appeared from nowhere, resting her head on her hand with a furrowed brow.

Hm.

*she nodded yet again‚ attempting to track where Lyz was moving by the sounds that were so very loud to her*

Is there someone controlling you? *Calmly snapping her fingers every few seconds, she patiently waited for Listener to track the sound towards where she was*

*she followed the snapping, then aggressively shook her head. Tapping on her wrist *

(“I cannot be. They left me like this on purpose because they were bored, I am the farthest from controlled”) <{imagine morse code}

#<LMAO (also my brain is tired from Morse code translations so I’ll just type it out now)#<- LMAOAOOA #character analysis

Hm. Interesting.

Can you tell me who 'they' are?

does it pain you to listen to the things that others can't hear?

-- @the-analyzer

….. …. ..

*she nods quickly*

Ah. I see.

*Lyz frowns, tapping a pen* I'm unsure if I can analyze you. This might be difficult.

*she nods again‚ tapping out in Morse code *

.. / .- .--. --- .-.. --- --. .. --.. . / - …. .- - / .. / -.-. .- -. -. --- - / -.. --- / -- ..- -.-. …. --..--

Don't apologize for faults that are not entirely your fault. I guess this provides a way of communicating...

Can you see?

*her hood tilted down before she slowly shakes her head ‘no’‚ looking in a sense up to where the analyzer was speaking*

*For a second Lyz's eyes widened, before narrowing.*

Hm.. Did someone take your vision?

*she shuddered‚ the cloak that wrapped around her body loosely tensing around the figure encased in it*

.. / -.-. .- -. -. --- - / .. / -.-. .- -. .----. - .-.-.- /

*she audibly sucked in a breath of air‚ before barley nodding*

Don't talk about it if you're going to get hurt if you do. Take some breaths.

Lyz set down the pen, staring unblinking at her, with a small frown.

*the small rises and falls of the cloak began to slowly disappear under the thick fabric‚ as after a few minutes she motioned for Lyz to continue the questions*

They took your eyesight, then took your voice. Judging how defensive you seem, they probably someone you trusted.. Looked up too, even.

She sat down on a chair that randomly appeared from nowhere, resting her head on her hand with a furrowed brow.

Hm.

*she nodded yet again‚ attempting to track where Lyz was moving by the sounds that were so very loud to her*

#character analysis #< EXACTLY #<- no lore = no fun #:p

Is there someone controlling you? *Calmly snapping her fingers every few seconds, she patiently waited for Listener to track the sound towards where she was*

does it pain you to listen to the things that others can't hear?

-- @the-analyzer

….. …. ..

*she nods quickly*

Ah. I see.

*Lyz frowns, tapping a pen* I'm unsure if I can analyze you. This might be difficult.

*she nods again‚ tapping out in Morse code *

.. / .- .--. --- .-.. --- --. .. --.. . / - …. .- - / .. / -.-. .- -. -. --- - / -.. --- / -- ..- -.-. …. --..--

Don't apologize for faults that are not entirely your fault. I guess this provides a way of communicating...

Can you see?

*her hood tilted down before she slowly shakes her head ‘no’‚ looking in a sense up to where the analyzer was speaking*

*For a second Lyz's eyes widened, before narrowing.*

Hm.. Did someone take your vision?

*she shuddered‚ the cloak that wrapped around her body loosely tensing around the figure encased in it*

.. / -.-. .- -. -. --- - / .. / -.-. .- -. .----. - .-.-.- /

*she audibly sucked in a breath of air‚ before barley nodding*

Don't talk about it if you're going to get hurt if you do. Take some breaths.

Lyz set down the pen, staring unblinking at her, with a small frown.

*the small rises and falls of the cloak began to slowly disappear under the thick fabric‚ as after a few minutes she motioned for Lyz to continue the questions*