Underlake

A leftist TTRPG and History Nerd

[literallyaflame]

[doubleca5t]

[skipppppy]

So there’s a trend going round where you draw Miku inspired by your own culture and normally I just sit those out bc i’m from England but then the image of her covered in fake tan with the full chav makeup and sloppily bleached blue pigtails popped into my head and i almost threw up laughing. So here’s bri’ish Miku. She smells like impulse body spray and spent the last 30 minutes arguing with the teacher who told her to take her coat off. It’s chewsday innit

edit: i fucked up with the cigarette i know it’s the wrong way round blease stop making fun of me 😔💔

[theabigailthorn]

IT'S COMING HOME

[skippyisntfunny]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Pulitzer Prize type shit

[wizardshark]

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

[spooky-narwhal]

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

[goatsgomoo]

Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.

[enki2]

[stormtide-leviathan]

I love how they just let an artist say "kaalia should fuck skitheryx" and then make cards for that

[beardedmrbean]

[draconym]

Sorry, my what? My pronouns? Oh, yeah I'm between genders at the moment. No, it's cool, I quit my last gender a little while ago because it really wasn't working out. I don't know if I even have a dream gender anymore.

[draconym]

Oh yeah, it did come with benefits, but they weren't really worth it. The culture was really toxic. To be honest I think I'd prefer a part-time gender so I can just be self-described in my spare time.

[draconym]

I mean, in a perfect world we wouldn't need gender, you know? We could just voluntarily be perceived as much as we're able, as much as makes us feel fulfilled. Having a full-time gender shouldn't be a prerequisite for food, shelter, and healthcare.

[iheartvelma]

Interviewer: Can you explain this two-year gender gap on your résumé?

[thatsbelievable]

[daco-broman]

shit I missed my window, next week I guess

[the-worm-man]

Reblog on Tuesday to let your followers know it’s safe to leave the bog

[what-even-is-thiss]

I still find it pretty funny that in fallout 3 you can get your karma down by just opening Moriarty’s terminal over and over again.

The slavers at paradise falls have heard of me. I’m the guy that opens people’s computers over and over again without asking first.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Butch won’t be my companion. He’s like you’re too intense. You must’ve turned on that computer like 50 times in a row last time.

[what-even-is-thiss]

My forbidden computer touching ways have caught up with me.

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason I’m doing this in the first place is that a lot of evil karma options in fallout 3 are just inconvenient. Like I could go out of my way to blow up a city or I could not blow up a city and get a much more convenient free house and keep access to their merchants.

So in order to keep getting the full evil karma experience, every time I do something convenient or utilitarian that raises my karma I go back to Moriarty’s Saloon and just open his terminal over and over again.

Thus, my good boy points are eliminated through repeated computer touching and the regulators here are hunting me down for looking at Moriarty’s personal data a hundred times in a row.

[what-even-is-thiss]

What’s really funny about lowering your karma this way is that after you do a major good Karma action and listen to the radio, the radio DJ Three Dog will be like this horrible fucker from vault 101 we all hate him so much you know that guy? He did another fucking thing. He saved a thousand orphans.

[prokopetz]

Carefully explaining to my elite catgirl infantry for the fifteenth time that polearm unit tactics only work if everyone in the unit is wielding the same polearm. One of them showed up with a Bohemian ear-spoon. Where did she even get that.

[jewelpit]

This is how you get 256 catgirls with one hand each on a single 100 meter long sarissa

[anonymousamethyst]

[dapperapples]

reblog to fire a medium laser

[bewbin]

I was playing battlefield 1 and somewhere in the fog of war I became disillusioned with the war we were fighting for. i deserted my company in the midst of a mortar shelling . i ran and kept running. shedding off all the things that made me a soldier so i may return to be man once again. Deep inton the French countryside. I was given refuge by a family of cattle ranchers who also didn’t believe in this war. Eventually, I assimilated myself into their family as a way to avoid returning to the front lines. Me and the farmers daughter became close by the end of it, but by the time I had gathered up the courage to say something to say to her, the game had ended, and it kicked me out of the lobby, never to see her or her kind family again. Rarely was there ever a happy ending for a soldier in World War I.

[toad-school]

new species of bed buge just dropped

[pseudomantis]

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

[phaeton-flier]

How about you mind your own damn business

[animentality]

[prokopetz]

It's a shame that porn games and sim games don't have a lot of present overlap, because I feel like "horny mechsplo game where you have to actually win the fights to get to the sexy bits and it's one of those hyper-detailed 1990s era mech piloting sims that uses every single key on the keyboard" would do numbers with a very particular audience.

[historiaetal]

it would need two hands to play, thought, limiting its efficacy

[prokopetz]

Buttplug.io Intimate Hardware Control Library | buttplug.io

Homepage and Documentation for the Buttplug.io Intimate Hardware Control Library

[kitsunestudios]

The mental image of trying to dump the overheating auxillary core and accidentally deploying the Mech’s penis in the process.

Or setting off an Itani Circus of mini-missiles in the midst of foreplay.

And the dispassionate female voice narrating every command.

“Balls deployed”

“Erection initiated.”

“Penis ejected”

[shinosarna]

are you under impression that mechsploitation involves having sex *with the robots* while actively fighting

[prokopetz]

I'm not, but @kitsunestudios evidently is; while that's of course a completely different thing from what I'm describing, I'm not gonna lie, a sex simulator that controls like MechWarrior 2 is a fascinating prospect.