The angst trio

ask the angst trio!!

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Introduction

Welcome tooooo ASK THE ANGST TRIO!!!

Featuring.......

MAMMON

PRINCE!MAMMOM

AND

CROW!MAMMON!!

They are very very gay and here to answer any questions as well as do your dares because why the hell not!!

Mammon: I NEVER AGREED TO THIS!

TO BAD

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Do the Mammons love pranking people if so what is the most extreme prank they all pulled

Mammon: we eradicated humanity as a joke once y'know just a silly troll

Prince!Mammon: obviously we brought back humanity. But we go and eradicated universes as a prank all the time

Crow!Mammon: I killed my entire family as a joke

Mammon: you do it regardless

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How does the harem react to mammon with an innocent face after he kills a person

They help get rid of the evidence

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You say as if this guy didn't commit multiple felonies already—

Mammon: does he have an only fa-

Prussia: AYO

Mammon: anyway bro you should hang out with us you'll fit right in

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Azrael is insulted.

BBC!Mammon is in a different breed.

Bonus:

Random Demon: What sets you different from us?!??!?!?

BBC!Mammon: I have a soulmate.

BBC!Mammon: And it's the fucking Demon Butler

Mammon: I like how all universes agree that I'm meant to be with Barbatos

Cow!Mammon: but-

Mammon: bro azrael want to commit crime with crow, incubus and I?

Prince!Mammon: GOD DAMNIT

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How did the harem react to mammon's addiction to spicy food

Solomon: *forces some poor soul to cook spicy food*

Meph: *hires a 5 star chef*

Barbatos and Diavolo: *aggressivly cooking*

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He's judging you.

[Ft:Chibi!By Calamity's Call!Mammon]

Mammon: hey Prince?

Prince!Mammon: yes?

Mammon: why didn't you tell me you were a triplet?

Prince!Mammon: tf

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Hey 😌👋

Everyone: hey

(I have to re-make all of em)

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How do the Mammons react to super spicy food

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All of the mammon's are adorable here spicy ramen

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How does mammon feel after age regressing

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How cute are all the Mammons as babys

A/N: they all looked the same

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How do the Mammons react to a crow hatching

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Mammon headcanons :)

A/N: celestial prince!Mammon + crow!Mammon and incubus!mammon are included. Btw all the Mammon's are dating their versions of diavolo, Barbatos, Mephistopheles, and solomon

Mammon

He pulls pranks on people whenever the opportunity is given

He copes with his trauma, stress, depression, anxiety, and other negative feelings by age regressing. His little age is 5 - 10.(back off u perverts)

Ha has ADHD(just like me frfr)

His favourite brother used to be Satan but after he became like the others he decided 'no' and no longer has a favourite.

He is the most motherly out of the 7 brothers, even mothering Lucifer at points.

He forgets mc exists

He's Luke's favourite demon.

My guy is trans and uses he/raven/tweet/pup pronouns (Tho he is preferred. These also apply to the other mammons)

My guys got titties and thighs that epically end lives

Bottom

Prince!Mammon

He is always has been and always will be ammerie's(god's) favourite son

Is titties are extra powerful 😘😘😘😘

Likes to be called prince when with the other Mammon's

Gets into fights with Lucifer and wins

His mother mode is extra powerful especially around luke

Micheal is his favourite brother

When his greed acts up, it acts up BAD. To the point he'll go on several stealing sprees than the others, then blank out for 2 weeks before coming back to his senses and having a breakdown

His sin and virtue are constantly at war with eachother. Luckily his virtue wins most of the time.

Often sleeps with a stuffed crow

Ponders the meaning of life a lil too much

He sometimes sleeps in either Ammerie or Michael's bed after a nightmare

Mainly lives in the celestial realm

Crow!Mammon

Is the villain!version of prince!Mammon

His brothers led him to his death and he hates 5 of them with a burning passion

Levi is his favourite brother but he has trouble trusting him

Is soul bound to Michal(lilith)

My guy gets a new crow every time he kills someone wether it be a human angel or demon. Of you die by his hand ur his crow child now

He hates Lucifer with a burning passion

Was dead for like 700 years got revived then ended up killing mc on accident

Happily embraces his stealing like no tomorrow and gets away with it

Planning to kill his brothers 😍

My guy owns every crow raven and magpie in all 3 realms and Any other universes that exist. Basically the bird god of u will

His crows do not allow him to get sleep so he's tired 24/7

His thighs are so juicy my god he can easily crush u with them 😍😍😍

Good at that glock glock 9000

Incubus!Mammon

He is the 5th born instead of Asmo and is also the avatar of lust

He's the most horny mammon there is.

Used to be a porn star

Barbatos, diavolo, and Mephistopheles are his sugar daddies 😍😍😍😘😘😘

Often sneaks out at night to see one of his bfs because Lucifer and the others are too protective

His titties and thighs basically out do the other Mammon's 10 fold

Constantly goes running to diavolo when he wants to get his way after Lucifer grounds him

Litterally isn't allowed to leave the home without one of he brothers to accompany him

Are you an asshole to him? Cool he just fucked you, your mom, you dad, your girlfriend, your boyfriend. Basically he's a who-

Actually loves to cuddle and shows his love through touch, his very blatant when it comes to public displays of affection both platonic and romantic

Still kicks people's ass 😍

Uses his charms to get whatever he wants

Better than asmo 😍😍😍😍😍

A/n: some of these are jokes, guess which ones 🙂

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Mammon crush me with those meaty thighs 👁👁 /srs

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Mammon: 💀 bro-

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What is Solomon's reaction to mammon vomiting from his(Solomon's) cooking

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I do need to warn you Marshmallow here is prone to letting his dark side free and he's 100% gay

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Mammon: Finally no more of me dyi-

Obey me fandom: Haha no.

*insert Mammon dying in multiple ways at the same time.*

Mammon: What the fuck.

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By Calamity's Call!Mammon: *Has died and revived 16 times* You'll get used to it.

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Crow Mammon: First time? (CROW MAMMON BY: @korra-northeast-germany

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Prince!Mammon: are you guys okay

Crow!Mammon: *sips coffee* yeah why

Prince!Mammon: getting you all a therapist rn

Crow!Mammon: shut up other me

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Ghost!Mammon: *sits in silence*

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Incubus!Mammon: woah cool a dead guy

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Canon mammon : 🙂☕

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Cow!mammon: hey

Crow!mammon: shit who invited the cow

Sans!mammon: *insert pun*

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Sick!Mammon: I didn't die!

Sick!Mammon: ...

Sick!Mammon: Yet.

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Mammon: bestie it's your time to die