#barbmon

[asterronaut]

Just two demons. hangin out....... this is what the inside of my brain looks like if ur wondering

[nems-loves-obeyme]

we’re so back

(everyone ignore my dogshit handwriting, look at the yaoi)

[the-akai-hebi]

BarbMon's arguments 1

Part 2 here

What I also love about BarbMon is that their dynamic is really fun! After all, Barbatos is known to be perfect and wise, being able to solve any problem; Mammon is ‘immature’ and impulsive, causing trouble.

People think that almost all the disputes between them are due to Mammon who plays too much with money or because of his pranks. However, this is not so often the case.

*at the Demon Lord’s Castle*

Mammon: *in pajamas, half-asleep* Barbatos, it’s 2 a.m…

Barbatos: Mammon, I told you to go to bed without me. I will join you later.

Mammon: You need to sleep more!

Barbatos: No, 3 hours are enough for me.

Mammon: *carries him like a princess* In bed. With me. Now. And sleeping in!

Barbatos: I can’t do this! I must make tea for Lord Diavolo and-

Mammon: He’s an adult, he’ll know how to do it himself. IN BED NOW!

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*in the morning, at RAD*

Mammon: *arrives at the RAD, all happy* Lucifer made a super breakfast this mornin’! And what did ya eat, darlin’?

Barbatos: *smiles* I had tea with Diavolo. He loved all my little cakes!

Mammon: Barbs, what did ya eat?

Barbatos: ...

Mammon: You let Diavolo eat all the cakes to please him, without worryin’ about yer own stomach. And of course, Diavolo thought you ate before!

Barbatos: Mammon…

Mammon: CAFETERIA. NOW.

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*at the HoL*

Mammon: *arrives in his room with his brothers* Barbatos, I asked ya one thin’. Only ONE thin’!

Barbatos: But Mammon...

Mammon: I TOLD YA NOT TO CLEAN MY ROOM!

Barbatos: I just did your bed, threw out the trash, dusted and ironed some of your clothes...

Mammon: *inspires deeply, angry*

Mammon: If I didn’t love ya so much, I would have adopted a rat so that you never enter my room again.

Barbatos: …

Mammon: But I just will make a bad quality tea to punish ya. And you will be forced to drink it entirely!

Barbatos: (╯︵╰)

The Brothers: *watching the scene* ...

Satan: It terrifies me to know that Mammon had a much more mature reaction than I would have had in his place.

Lucifer: Me too, Satan...

[aydien677]

BarbsMams Headcannons 2

I forgot this was a ship but then I remembered. It's a pretty niche ship but this corner of the fandom still deserves content. I'll probably forget again and loop back to DiaLuciMc.

TW: suggestive

Mammon keeps trying ti furnish Barbatos' room and add a whole greed-hoard since Barbatos also aligns with greed and should definitely have more things in his room.

Mammon has gotten mad at Barbatos many times for overworking and not eating. He's accepted that Lucifer is a lost cause but he can still save his boyfriend.

Mammon is absolutely the better influence. Barbatos is a lot more Violent with those that so much as say something mean to Mammon and Mammon usually stops him because they shouldn't care what lesser people think of him. Unfortunately Mammon picked it up and can come up with great torture ideas.

Mammon will see what teas are in the kitchen then but whatever Barbatos doesn't have as a gift. He even legally finds teas that are entirely out of season.

Barbatos wraps his tail around Mammon to keep him from causing trouble. Not that Mammon was leaving anyway, The kitchen is his home now since Barbatos is often there.

Mammon will come in and smack Barbs ass then get duct taped to the table for being bad. Barbatos would not mind as much if he wasn't so busy.

Barbatos sometimes slows time, even though he really shouldn't, to cuddle Mammon.

Barbatos keeps trying to clean Mammon's room, Mammon will not let his boyfriend clean his room. Mammon does clean it up a lot when he knows Barbatos is going to show up (it's like a whole new room), and Barbatos knows that it's not always clean so he wants to clean it."

Barbatos saw Mammon violently attack someone for being mean to Leviathan and thought "damn, that's hot" and moved on with his day like that wasn't a sign he might like Mammon.

Since Barbatos is an unholy cosmic horror, he can do unholy cosmic horror things like creating an entire constellation in the shape of a crow just for his boyfriend.

Mammon sometimes just lets his intrusive thoughts win and jumps through random doors in Barbatos room. It actually happens less than one would think.

[mouselikething]

i like dialuci and barbmon seperately but putting them together is so fucking funny to me. imagine being so proud that you seduced one of the most powerful demons in existence with your elegance and grace, and then you find out your fuckass loserboy younger brother somehow bags the MOST powerful demon IN HISTORY. id lose my shit

[just-a-shark333]

That feeling when you join a fandom and start shipping something that seems sooo great and has so much potential and really seems like it would be popular and then it turns out that like two other people ship it

[thatweirdkin]

Mammon: Do you want to play 20 Questions?

Barbatos : Alright.

Barbatos : Whats your favorite color?

Mammon, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you like men?

[ameliaskyzz]

at a retreat at the demon lords castle

*diavolo laying his head on lucifers lap as lucifer plays with his hair*

*mammon all snuggled up to barbatos as barbatos holds him looking even more relaxed that he usually is*

The brothers:

Asmodeus: When the demon king wakes up I will get with him.