#barbmon

[asterronaut]

Just two demons. hangin out....... this is what the inside of my brain looks like if ur wondering

[nems-loves-obeyme]

we’re so back

(everyone ignore my dogshit handwriting, look at the yaoi)

[the-akai-hebi]

I love the ship BarbMon (my fav with DiaLuci), there is so much potential lol especially with a yandere Barbatos. On the other hand, I can’t help thinking about Lucifer who assumes that Barbatos is a good influence on Mammon and his brother a bad influence on the servant... But it’s the opposite and it’s WORSE

Imagine Mammon trying to work his classes with Barbatos and Lucifer at the RAD, but a random demon criticizes him:

Barbatos: ...

Mammon: honey, please. Don't.

Lucifer: ???

Barbatos: You are the Avatar of Greed. Insulting you is a crime that I cannot tolerate.

Mammon: Barbs darling, don’t kill them for that.

Lucifer: Barbatos, it’s not worth it. I will talk to them later, if that can reassure you.

Barbatos: Pulling a few teeth and pierce their tongue with needles would be more effective.

Mammon: NO!

Barbatos: Very well... I won’t torture or kill this demon, but I will send them a message later. Something that will give them nightmares.

Mammon: Perfect darling! *kiss his cheek*

Barbatos: (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

Lucifer: …

Barbatos: But Mammon, what would you have done if this demon had insulted me?

Mammon: I would have made them swallow bleach and then torn off their vocal cords for you, my Emerald.

Barbatos: Ohh… <3

Mammon: But no one can insult ya, 'cause you're perfect! The only default you have is yer timesheet that makes me dizzy! You need more free time for me but especially for yourself! *sulk* It's important!

Barbatos: haha, you are really adorable.

Lucifer : …

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Lucifer: Diavolo.

Diavolo: Hm ?

Lucifer: I think Barbatos is the bad influence in his relationship with Mammon.

Diavolo: ...

Lucifer: It scares me.

Diavolo: Do you only notice now?

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(by Lucifer)

The good things about having Barbatos as a brother-in-law: -he cooks the best dishes -I can count on him to watch over my little brothers -Mammon no longer has problems with witches since they are together

The bad things about having Barbatos as brother-in-law: -he turns my little brother into an expert of torture (maybe???) -he terrifies the entire Devildom (and the HoL sometimes) -please Mammon never leave your boyfriend otherwise it’s impossible to know what Barbatos will do

[aydien677]

BarbsMams Headcannons 2

I forgot this was a ship but then I remembered. It's a pretty niche ship but this corner of the fandom still deserves content. I'll probably forget again and loop back to DiaLuciMc.

TW: suggestive

Mammon keeps trying ti furnish Barbatos' room and add a whole greed-hoard since Barbatos also aligns with greed and should definitely have more things in his room.

Mammon has gotten mad at Barbatos many times for overworking and not eating. He's accepted that Lucifer is a lost cause but he can still save his boyfriend.

Mammon is absolutely the better influence. Barbatos is a lot more Violent with those that so much as say something mean to Mammon and Mammon usually stops him because they shouldn't care what lesser people think of him. Unfortunately Mammon picked it up and can come up with great torture ideas.

Mammon will see what teas are in the kitchen then but whatever Barbatos doesn't have as a gift. He even legally finds teas that are entirely out of season.

Barbatos wraps his tail around Mammon to keep him from causing trouble. Not that Mammon was leaving anyway, The kitchen is his home now since Barbatos is often there.

Mammon will come in and smack Barbs ass then get duct taped to the table for being bad. Barbatos would not mind as much if he wasn't so busy.

Barbatos sometimes slows time, even though he really shouldn't, to cuddle Mammon.

Barbatos keeps trying to clean Mammon's room, Mammon will not let his boyfriend clean his room. Mammon does clean it up a lot when he knows Barbatos is going to show up (it's like a whole new room), and Barbatos knows that it's not always clean so he wants to clean it."

Barbatos saw Mammon violently attack someone for being mean to Leviathan and thought "damn, that's hot" and moved on with his day like that wasn't a sign he might like Mammon.

Since Barbatos is an unholy cosmic horror, he can do unholy cosmic horror things like creating an entire constellation in the shape of a crow just for his boyfriend.

Mammon sometimes just lets his intrusive thoughts win and jumps through random doors in Barbatos room. It actually happens less than one would think.

[mouselikething]

i like dialuci and barbmon seperately but putting them together is so fucking funny to me. imagine being so proud that you seduced one of the most powerful demons in existence with your elegance and grace, and then you find out your fuckass loserboy younger brother somehow bags the MOST powerful demon IN HISTORY. id lose my shit

[thatweirdkin]

Mammon: Do you want to play 20 Questions?

Barbatos : Alright.

Barbatos : Whats your favorite color?

Mammon, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you like men?

[ameliaskyzz]

at a retreat at the demon lords castle

*diavolo laying his head on lucifers lap as lucifer plays with his hair*

*mammon all snuggled up to barbatos as barbatos holds him looking even more relaxed that he usually is*

The brothers:

Asmodeus: When the demon king wakes up I will get with him.

[amazingzozo1]

I can’t stop thinking about this ship… I love BarbMon