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ooobeeyyy meee oh babbbyyyyy obey me month day 4 yipppeeee: mmmaaggiicccccc except it's mammoney again in Solomon's clothes because whatever
Random Mammon x Solomon Headcanons
Because I am insane about them <3 I wrote most of these down on a piece of paper at work the other day
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Mammon who won’t ask Solomon for help with debts because he doesn’t want Solomon to think that’s all he wants from him
Mammon who notices the witches call for him less and/or are nicer to him after he gets together with Solomon (and if it happened after the night he came home in near tears and exhausted? Well that’s just a coincidence.)
Solomon who won’t give Mammon money to pay back his debts, but instead gives him opportunities to earn it
-Helping out with experiments
-Ritual calculations
-Accompanying him to the human world/running errands
-Playing cards together (their favorite)
They get together at least every other week to play cards together, even before they started dating. It’s usually money on the line, though sometimes it’s favors or help with studies
The first round will almost always end in a tie, and their games can go for hours because they both have so much fun and find the challenge enjoyable
When Mammon is losing, he likes to pull a “winner takes all” for the final round. This only works half the time
They both know each other so well that they will change the rules, or alter the deck to make it more interesting. Like removing a certain shape or adding another deck entirely
The first time Solomon and Mammon teamed up together during a game night, everyone was shocked at how well they worked together
Solomon proposed during Demonopoly once and Mammon almost passed out. His face was red the rest of the round- But they won by a landslide together
Date nights for them are usually dinner together
-Mammon has a fund set aside specifically for date nights so they can eat out
-Some nights when they’re both either busy or exhausted, they’ll heat up cup noodles and stay in together to watch a movie. Mammon says he’s the only one allowed to cook the noodles on these nights because he makes them best. No other reason...
-Usually these date nights are held at the HOL because Mammon has that projector in his room. They take turns picking movies
-And if Solomon chooses a horror movie so Mammon clings to him? Who’s to blame him?
-Sometimes when they want a little more privacy, they’ll order take out or pack a picnic and Mammon will drive up to a cliff side so they can look at the stars together
-They sit on the hood of the car to eat. Mammon has taken to keeping a spare blanket in his trunk so they can lay down and star gaze together
-Mammon will point at a random spot in the sky and ask if there’s a constellation there. Solomon will nudge his hand in the correct direction if needed, and explain the constellation. Mammon finds it endearing to listen to
Solomon is usually the big spoon when they cuddle or sleep together
If Mammon falls asleep around Solomon while he’s busy, Solomon will use his cape/cloak as a blanket to cover Mammon
When Mammon is the big spoon, he will partially shift into his demon form to wrap his wings around Solomon
They each have a photo of each other in their wallets
-Polaroid cameras blew up in the Devildom shortly after they made a comeback in the human world. Asmo joined in on this trend, and took photos of his brothers and friends
-He gave Solomon and Mammon photos of each other respectively
-Solomon’s is one of him laughing after an experiment went wrong
-Mammon’s is one of him crouching and doting on a crow
If Mammon is really busy with working shifts, Solomon will visit him at work
-Solomon will pretend to be a stranger sometimes and flirts with Mammon (as if they aren’t already together)
-This makes Mammon flustered, but after the first few times, he starts to flirt back to see how far he can push it
-Solomon almost always stays until the end of Mammon’s shift to walk him home, even if it’s hours long
Solomon has also tagged along to Mammon’s modeling gigs. These are the shoots where Mammon seems to be the most confident once the photos are published
Solomon always buys a copy if Mammon is featured, keeping them tucked in a corner of his bookshelf
Mammon has snuck over to Purgatory Hall when he misses Solomon. He’ll fly up to Solomon’s balcony and knock until he’s let in. He tried to pick the lock the first time he did this, and was met with a very powerful ward. So he doesn’t do that anymore
Little D. No 2 once reffered to Solomon as “Step Papa” and Mammon lost his shit
Solomon, red-faced and laughing, had to hold Mammon back
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Okay this became longer than I intended. HAHA SORRY THEY'RE JUST ALWAYS ON MY MIND. Feel free to yap about them to me. Maybe then I'll finally finish my solomams songfic.
How did the harem react to mammon's addiction to spicy food
Solomon: *forces some poor soul to cook spicy food*
Meph: *hires a 5 star chef*
Barbatos and Diavolo: *aggressivly cooking*
Solomon feels weirdly attracted to Mammon doing crimes. I mean, me too. But Solomon…you’re down bad.
psps...solomon in Mammon's jacket...hehehehe
got too lazy to color them properly
bonus ash baby mammon under the cut:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY @lonely-north-star !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UR SO AWEESOME ANSN UHHH UHHH HAPPY BIRRHDYAYAY?????????? ME AND @satanghulu COLLABED TO MAKE A FIC AND ART OF SOLOMAMS FOR UR BIRTHDAY 😼 SO HAPPY BIRTUDYAYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
satang's awesome solomams fanfic!!
solomam!!!!!
I even made a png for any of y'all to put them anywhere ❤