I lied on the internet because I wanted a cool hat. xx
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@the-anon-king
I lied on the internet because I wanted a cool hat. xx
You know how sometimes people say things like "I'd lose my head if it wasn't attached"? xx
HAHAHA YEAH I SURE AM GLAD THAT'S JUST A SAYING AND NOT A THING SOMEONE COULD ACTUALLY DO IN REAL LIFE IF THEIR HEAD WASN'T ATTACHED. xx
Well, at least you won't be persecuted for being an Anon anymore. Maybe you can get up to all new sorts of shenanigans this way?
MY HEAD IS NOT ACTUALLY ATTACHED TO MY BODY I FAIL TO SEE ANY POSITIVES IN THIS. xx
Wait, I see trick-or-treaters over there. I'm going to scare them. xx
[Attempts to remove pumpkin head costume]
[Accidentally removes whole head]
.........Fuck. xx
Oh, hello children. I know some of you have been wondering where you old pal Foxtrot has been. xx
Well, let me tell you... I have been saving up my magic for just this night. xx
For this. xx
M!A: Everyone's Halloween costumes are now who they really are. xx
Heeheehee. xx
[Yawns]
This town is boring. xx
((ebony-doppelganger said:Sounds exciting! I’ll keep an eye on it. I’ve been wanting to write something anon related too tbh
yeah man do it
anons are sweet))
((november is coming up and for nanowrimo im writing a novelization of the original anon arc
i mean, im cutting out most of the characters and extraneous plots for the sake of being concise in my storytelling but if youre interested in watching my progress come november, here's my nano account))Â
Why did Myo drop his ice cream? He was hit by a car.
[Chuckles]
………………..[After a long pause, he laughs.]
Okay, you have a point!! That is pretty neat.
Try not to scare kids TOO much, okay, dude?
I’m going to scare those kids so much. xx
Oh, please. I bet if you met my daughter she’d be delighted to see you.
Well, I sincerely doubt that, but it’s a nice thought. xx
Pffft. Nonsense. I’ll bring her to visit sometime.
Oh. Uh. I'll be sure to leave the pumpkin head off, then. xx
………………..[After a long pause, he laughs.]
Okay, you have a point!! That is pretty neat.
Try not to scare kids TOO much, okay, dude?
I’m going to scare those kids so much. xx
Oh, please. I bet if you met my daughter she’d be delighted to see you.
Well, I sincerely doubt that, but it's a nice thought. xx
………………..[After a long pause, he laughs.]
Okay, you have a point!! That is pretty neat.
Try not to scare kids TOO much, okay, dude?
I'm going to scare those kids so much. xx
also happy first day of Halloween
Dude. You’re gonna scare the children.
It’s HALLOWEEN, Shiro. xx
……Okay, yeah. But they’re all so little on this block. Like, four year olds dressed as Sofia the First.
A faint breeze could scare them.
And I don’t want to deal with upset parents asking me who the scary pumpkin man was who made their child cry on Halloween.
.................................Okay, I hear what you're saying, but it lights up. xx
also happy first day of Halloween
Dude. You’re gonna scare the children.
It's HALLOWEEN, Shiro. xx
also happy first day of Halloween
Does Foxtrot have any scars with interesting memories attached to them?
no
he has some scars, sure, but he knows about as much about them as you do
What kind of nervous ticks or subconscious habits does Fox have?
foxtrot taps his feet and fingers a lot
he has a lot of energy a lot of the time and really needs to be doing something. being still for too long bothers him. thankfully, he usually has a lot of things he can do to keep himself busy, so its not really a problem.