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Giethoorn in Netherlands has no roads or any modern transportation at all, only canals. Well, and 176 bridges too. Tourists have to leave their cars outside of the village and travel here by foot or boat by. So you can probably imagine how peaceful it is here.

periperi-the-exotic

she screm

satan works fast but bobby from queer eye works faster

jintaru

@tsukiyoma

tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020

i love that i have to go to menswear to find a shirt a human being in the world would wear and then when i do it takes me .5 seconds to find it. I love that

tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020

me: i need a plain black t shirt

target women’s section: would you like to have a giant scoop neck that would definitely like completely show at least one of your boobs. would you, an adult woman, like to wear a crop top? would you like to look like a human piñata. BLACK? I think you mean jewel tones babey!

target men’s section: yeah sure. it’s the first thing you see as you walk into the shirt aisle. have a good one

themadcapmathematician

Women’s section: would you like a shirt made out of tissue paper that costs $34.99??

Men’s section: here’s 25 normal tshirts for a quarter

dare-to-dm

Women’s Section: Would you like to play fucking guessing games with our arbitrary sizing systems and style names? Also, we added a bunch of fake pockets for your personal inconvenience!

Men’s Section: Here’s a bunch of pants organized by the exact inch length of your waist and legs. With pockets that can hold more than just a credit card.

samconcklin

Here’s Bongo Cat, playing with a cup!!

chic-boy

mamamoo-girl

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thebootydiaries

me every time tumblr updates: what hideous and unusable monstrosity has the clown patrol foisted upon us this time

jordanimate

Lookin’ at you, Tumblr.

Grow up. Not everything is made to your demands, the people who make the decisions don’t care, and you’re only hurting people.

hotboyproblems

So, my mom has terrible luck with naming things that aren't alive. She has given our car a title: The Car Who Must Not be Named

massivelybitchycollection27

Lets face it

Tumblr is just a bunch of bitch waffles trying to out-weird each other in a high-noon duel in the fucking ocean

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i may be a bitch waffle but that doesn’t mean you’re allowed to say it

thechemist02

Roses are red…

Pick up the phone…

We all love you…

bucklethefckleup-deactivated202

Oof. My heart.

septicart-appreciation

REBLOGGING THIS ONE CUZ IT MADE ME CRY AND ITS SOFT

isa-ghost

OUCH 💚

urexfriendsister

one time in 2007 i crashed the entire club penguin website. it was down for 2 days. i was banned for life.

urexfriendsister

many of you have asked, and so i shall give:

in 2007, my older brother gave me a small piece of information that would soon result in the shutdown of Club Penguin for a few days. he taught me a glitch in the club penguin system that, when sitting in the coffee shop, would make your penguin sit on the ceiling of the coffee shop instead.

and with this piece of information, i took off. i spent hours going to every server over and over, saying the same message: everyone meet in the coffee shop tomorrow at 7 pm in the snowball server. i did this in every single server, in every location i could find.

then, finally, 7 pm the next day arrived. snowball had a population rating of 5. penguins poured into the coffee shop, all awaiting my instructions. i then gave the next message, that of the glitch. i told everyone to wait exactly 3 minutes, then perform the glitch. they did. every penguin in the coffee shop was suddenly on the ceiling, and either the club penguin coding or the club penguin offices had no idea what to do, and no way to take us down. for a small glimpse of time, we ruled victorious – nothing and no one could stop us.

every great kingdom awaits its downfall, however. eventually, the website crashed. no one could go on the website for 2 days after that. my penguin was banned for life.