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[skramztwinkly]

the band i like fucking bit me.

[energyprison]

yeah man open it up in tf2 for me

[the-apparatus]

Oh boy I sure can't wait for my long-distance cisgender coworker situationship to text me

[the-apparatus]

This semester I will:

- not fall in love with any of my friends

- not getting into any situationships

- go to all of my classes and do all my homework

- play at least one open mic

[the-apparatus]

Hey so guys this didn't happen

[demilypyro]

[gaybichon]

beautiful tall woman wearing a sports bra and overalls and fixing a motorcycle just lit a cigarette with a blowtorch i almost walked into traffic

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

does anyone know how to talk to girls

[mollyjames]

Oh, the urge to make a fool of yourself in an in game chatroom just to make a pretty girl laugh...

[the-apparatus]

This is my deadlock experience

[twistedangelboness]

imagine hating me and im just in my room straight up sobbing

[the-apparatus]

Things I did today:

- job interview

- text situationship

- write a song that sounds like the front bottoms

- text ex

- play deadlock for 7 hours

[the-apparatus]

Who up getting virtually spray bottled by their ex

[mynaemsophie-deactivated2026031]

reblog to bap prev with your paw

[the-apparatus]

Who up making their ex-situationship drive them home from the airport

[the-apparatus]

> pull up to a show

> the most beautiful woman I have ever seen walks in

> she immediately starts making out with two people.

> she starts meowing profusely as she moves through the crowd.

[the-apparatus]

Hey babe want to come over and have weird homoerotic tension while we play magic the gathering?

[the-apparatus]

You do debate because you like being right. I do debate so I can have beautiful women in business casual yell at me and tell me I'm stupid. we are NOT the same.

[free-my-mindd]

[diedoffscreen]