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[twistedangelboness]

imagine hating me and im just in my room straight up sobbing

[the-apparatus]

Things I did today:

- job interview

- text situationship

- write a song that sounds like the front bottoms

- text ex

- play deadlock for 7 hours

[the-apparatus]

Who up getting virtually spray bottled by their ex

[mynaemsophie-deactivated2026031]

reblog to bap prev with your paw

[the-apparatus]

Who up making their ex-situationship drive them home from the airport

[the-apparatus]

> pull up to a show

> the most beautiful woman I have ever seen walks in

> she immediately starts making out with two people.

> she starts meowing profusely as she moves through the crowd.

[the-apparatus]

Hey babe want to come over and have weird homoerotic tension while we play magic the gathering?

[the-apparatus]

You do debate because you like being right. I do debate so I can have beautiful women in business casual yell at me and tell me I'm stupid. we are NOT the same.

[free-my-mindd]

[diedoffscreen]

[the-apparatus]

If I had an iron deficiency I would simply have more period sex

[the-apparatus]

A girl I dated in highschool had an iron deficiency. Probably because she was a chaser.

[the-apparatus]

If I had an iron deficiency I would simply have more period sex

[harbinger-of-silly]

All gays will go to hellsite

[king-of-oreo]

What if in hellsite but not gay

[punky-beaver-offical]

[king-of-oreo]

NO!

[avhira]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: A ga g t t at t t t ga T tag g a Ag agag Acctac ! T tag g a Ag agag Acctac

Closest match: Psylliodes chrysocephala genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Cabbage Stem Flea Beetle

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[graveexcitement]

[the-apparatus]

Rip George Lucas, you would've loved writing netflix original TV shows

[targetedknowledge]

[all-this-panic-still-no-disco]

did neil ever canonically wear jorts? or did we just decide that he’s like that?

[the-apparatus]

Kombucha/jorts Neil when

[iamnautilus]

omg guess who’s art-posting again

Enjoy this sad art I did of Mike Milligram and Blue with FOB lyrics and cry

Song is Nobody Puts Baby in a Corner by Fall Out Boy

[abi-renirk]

Andrew Minyard heard the phrase “madly in love” and thought, “Yeah, I’m mad that I’m in love with him. Look at him. He’s not house-trained and the mafia is after him.”