The Herald

Half back from medical leave Balayage Viktor Any Pronouns Interactions are welcome and enjoyed! 18+

[the-arcane-herald]

Name: I am the Herald to my people, Viktor to friends, and Lab Partner in the sheets.

Pronouns: Any, gender is meaningless for a being such as myself.

Favorite Color: Periwinkle

Rating: 18+ Because I will not be held to social standards of appropriate language. I have surpassed such limitations.

Please ask any questions you may have about our commune and the glorious evolution we shall create. I am here to nullify your fears and allow you to learn about me.

Example of a glorious evolution, this could be you for the small price of eternal loyalty, devotion, and agreement for mild possession in order to speak with my ex. Go forth and ask me anything.

[the-arcane-herald]

Vik out here givin new meaning to the term "getting railed" 😂👍

This your wife?

One wishes for such a beautiful spouse 😔

[the-arcane-herald]

Public transportation is the superior mode of travel. Whomever invented railcars, may have my hand in marriage. I am sorry Jayce, I am too in love with trains.

Additionally, fuck cars and the car infrastructures world.

[the-arcane-herald]

My back has made the most horrendous noise whilst standing. I do believe if one is gifted a new synthetic body and arcane power, they should not suffer from loud joints.

[short-for-violence]

Wait. Cait told me you were there when Jinx bombed the council.. You're telling me that fucking arthritis is the line?

[the-arcane-herald]

If we ignore the fact that I died during this encounter, lost my bodily autonomy, forcibly became a conduit of the arcane, and instead of seeking revenge, chose to help people with my new abilities, then sure. Arthritis is the only thing I have to be concerned about.

[short-for-violence]

I more meant that arthritis is the one thing that can't be healed.

[the-arcane-herald]

……oh. Well I suppose so. It seems to be unavoidable for me, I can repair it in others but alas. If my burden is bad joint, I am very familiar with that.

[the-arcane-herald]

My back has made the most horrendous noise whilst standing. I do believe if one is gifted a new synthetic body and arcane power, they should not suffer from loud joints.

[short-for-violence]

Wait. Cait told me you were there when Jinx bombed the council.. You're telling me that fucking arthritis is the line?

[the-arcane-herald]

If we ignore the fact that I died during this encounter, lost my bodily autonomy, forcibly became a conduit of the arcane, and instead of seeking revenge, chose to help people with my new abilities, then sure. Arthritis is the only thing I have to be concerned about.

[the-arcane-herald]

My back has made the most horrendous noise whilst standing. I do believe if one is gifted a new synthetic body and arcane power, they should not suffer from loud joints.

[the-arcane-herald]

furry anon, tbh I just wanna be something that isn't expected to talk or make eye contact. I don't think I was supposed to be a human 😅

Oh, well in that case, certainly. I myself am from from human anymore, and can share this sentiment.

If there is a certain form you are inclined to, we can go for that, or there are many a fantastical creature to choose from.

May I recommend a moth, or a moth person? Mothman? I suppose. This or some form of water creature. Those tend to be very solitary.

[the-arcane-herald]

"So you're the anemic Jesus everyone's been whispering about! Nice place ya got here. Its uh...abstract. Anywho! Are those miracles of yours free, or should I have brought some coin? Cuz I got a request."

I suppose…thank you?

Yes, all of my miracles, though they really should be referred to as arcane science, are free. Anyone is welcome here, and we only ask you offer what you can afford to spare, be that time, coin, or knowledge.

And I really must insist I am not a holy figure, just someone with a gift to share.

[jinx-alter]

"Science, huh? If I'm being honest, I like the sound of that better than miracles. More believable."

She sits on one of the oddly shaped blocks laying around in the open space.

"So this arcane science of yours. I already know you can heal with it. Well, heal Shimmer rot, that is. How banged up would somebody have to be for you to not be able to fix em?"

[the-arcane-herald]

“Science, while not always explainable, is tangible in a way miracles are not.”

He walks closer sitting on an adjacent stone.

“I must admit I have not fully tested the limits of my abilities. No matter what form someone enters, I will do everything in my power to ensure they get to a place where they are at least comfortable.”

Starring down are their hands with a resigned look, they continue.

“Like I said, miracles do not happen here, I cannot raise the dead or anything of the sort, regardless of how I wish it so. I can only heal the mind and body with the parts remaining. I can make whole what was, as long as pieces of the original are left.”

[jinx-alter]

"Huh. Works for me, fortune cookie! Anyway, don't worry - I'm not bringing ya a corpse. Just a friend who got banged up a little - something wheezy wrong with their lungs."

She stands up and stretches, looking around.

"And I'm betting they wouldn't be into the whole peace-commune thing, so don't mess with their brain, yeah? That's like, so far away from the lungs anyways. I'll bring some stuff for you guys in return."

[the-arcane-herald]

“I can certainly repair lungs. I promise I won’t do anything further than they wish done. They are of course welcome here, but rest assured no one is required to stay.”

He nods her head towards you with a smile, offering a hand to shake.

“I look forward to meeting them and seeing what you have to offer.”

[jinx-alter]

Jinx only hesitates a second before shaking his hand, deciding that contact wasn't a real risk with her Shimmer speed.

"Cool. Catch ya later, then!"

She returns the next day, a backpack slung over her shoulders and a dark-skinned young adult following behind. Even in the pure air of the Herald's territory, their breathing was still ragged and shallow, the low oxygen bowing their body with exhaustion.

"Heyyy, back as promised! I noticed you've got farming shit for most of what you need, so! Brought ya some stuff you can't really grow."

She sits her wheezing companion down to rest before opening up the backpack and pulling out some paper and paints, a few bags of salt, and sewing needles.

[the-arcane-herald]

“Thank you, these are wonderful. I look forward to seeing what people are able to create, we’ve been rather lacking in formal decorations.”

She walks forward before kneeling down in front of the stranger.

“Hello there, it is nice to meet you. I heard you were in need of some assistance.”

They rise to their feet, holding out her hand.

“Whatever you wish to heal shall be repaired when you take my hand. After this you are free to go, or welcome here for however long you wish to stay.”

[the-arcane-herald]

"So you're the anemic Jesus everyone's been whispering about! Nice place ya got here. Its uh...abstract. Anywho! Are those miracles of yours free, or should I have brought some coin? Cuz I got a request."

I suppose…thank you?

Yes, all of my miracles, though they really should be referred to as arcane science, are free. Anyone is welcome here, and we only ask you offer what you can afford to spare, be that time, coin, or knowledge.

And I really must insist I am not a holy figure, just someone with a gift to share.

[jinx-alter]

"Science, huh? If I'm being honest, I like the sound of that better than miracles. More believable."

She sits on one of the oddly shaped blocks laying around in the open space.

"So this arcane science of yours. I already know you can heal with it. Well, heal Shimmer rot, that is. How banged up would somebody have to be for you to not be able to fix em?"

[the-arcane-herald]

“Science, while not always explainable, is tangible in a way miracles are not.”

He walks closer sitting on an adjacent stone.

“I must admit I have not fully tested the limits of my abilities. No matter what form someone enters, I will do everything in my power to ensure they get to a place where they are at least comfortable.”

Starring down are their hands with a resigned look, they continue.

“Like I said, miracles do not happen here, I cannot raise the dead or anything of the sort, regardless of how I wish it so. I can only heal the mind and body with the parts remaining. I can make whole what was, as long as pieces of the original are left.”

[jinx-alter]

"Huh. Works for me, fortune cookie! Anyway, don't worry - I'm not bringing ya a corpse. Just a friend who got banged up a little - something wheezy wrong with their lungs."

She stands up and stretches, looking around.

"And I'm betting they wouldn't be into the whole peace-commune thing, so don't mess with their brain, yeah? That's like, so far away from the lungs anyways. I'll bring some stuff for you guys in return."

[the-arcane-herald]

“I can certainly repair lungs. I promise I won’t do anything further than they wish done. They are of course welcome here, but rest assured no one is required to stay.”

He nods her head towards you with a smile, offering a hand to shake.

“I look forward to meeting them and seeing what you have to offer.”

[the-arcane-herald]

I know I did not choose to come back to life, but if I were to have known there would be a fifteen hour archive of our own shutdown, I would have made it explicitly clear to let me parish.

[the-arcane-herald]

"So you're the anemic Jesus everyone's been whispering about! Nice place ya got here. Its uh...abstract. Anywho! Are those miracles of yours free, or should I have brought some coin? Cuz I got a request."

I suppose…thank you?

Yes, all of my miracles, though they really should be referred to as arcane science, are free. Anyone is welcome here, and we only ask you offer what you can afford to spare, be that time, coin, or knowledge.

And I really must insist I am not a holy figure, just someone with a gift to share.

[jinx-alter]

"Science, huh? If I'm being honest, I like the sound of that better than miracles. More believable."

She sits on one of the oddly shaped blocks laying around in the open space.

"So this arcane science of yours. I already know you can heal with it. Well, heal Shimmer rot, that is. How banged up would somebody have to be for you to not be able to fix em?"

[the-arcane-herald]

“Science, while not always explainable, is tangible in a way miracles are not.”

He walks closer sitting on an adjacent stone.

“I must admit I have not fully tested the limits of my abilities. No matter what form someone enters, I will do everything in my power to ensure they get to a place where they are at least comfortable.”

Starring down are their hands with a resigned look, they continue.

“Like I said, miracles do not happen here, I cannot raise the dead or anything of the sort, regardless of how I wish it so. I can only heal the mind and body with the parts remaining. I can make whole what was, as long as pieces of the original are left.”

[the-arcane-herald]

"So you're the anemic Jesus everyone's been whispering about! Nice place ya got here. Its uh...abstract. Anywho! Are those miracles of yours free, or should I have brought some coin? Cuz I got a request."

I suppose…thank you?

Yes, all of my miracles, though they really should be referred to as arcane science, are free. Anyone is welcome here, and we only ask you offer what you can afford to spare, be that time, coin, or knowledge.

And I really must insist I am not a holy figure, just someone with a gift to share.

[the-arcane-herald]

Question. Can I possibly be evolved into a furry. Thank u

I do not see why not. I will admit, it is….not the typically look chosen, but if it is what you desire I see no reason to deny that.

Although you will have to specify what animal as there are an infinite universe of options, unless you wish to only mentally be one in which case I have a feeling you do not need my help becoming.

[the-arcane-herald]

What is gender but a scatter plot

[the-arcane-herald]

Why must science involve so much paperwork? The amount of forms and letters to read leaves much to be desired.

[goldenboyofpiltover]

Hello again! Exams have been swamping me lately. Viktor's kind of concerned that I'm studying in favor of sleeping (like he's not doing the same thing), but I want to pass with flying colors this year.

Haven't had time to shave properly lately. Brought it up a few hours ago, but Viktor said it made me look 'rugged.'

...Tempted to keep the beard this time around.

[the-arcane-herald]

I would be…strongly unopposed.

[goldenboyofpiltover]

Ohh, Viktor! I didn't know you had a blog! Or... are you Viktor-?

Sorry for the late response. Lectures and projects have been taking more out of me than I thought they would.

[the-arcane-herald]

I am… a Viktor I suppose. One of many who exist across the universes.

No need to apologize, your work is important and I know how determined you are at success. But please, do not wear yourself out trying to fix all of the world’s problems at once. Others are here to help you carry the weight.

[the-arcane-herald]

I do believe I have turned into a puddle. I have no remaining energy.