Im "The Boaker"

fuck you "the croaker"

[the-batman-muppet]

Goodbye everyone. It was fun while it lasted, but my life has come to an end. I am old and sick. I wish I could have stayed longer. Somebody needs to take my place in the crusade against @the-muppet-joker . I believe in you all.

[the-batman-muppet]

are you the boaker

It is a mystery

[beesnknees000hhh]

Behind Closed Doors

Collab w/ @the-batman-muppet

Cedric: Im doing what I was born to do, for i am a mudlicker. My species was created by an ancient empire for the sole purpose of licking mud.

Sonic: "heh.. Right on.."

Cedric: Now, the empire has fallen, and the race that ruled it has been extinct for eons, but we, the mudlickers, remain. Free from the shackles of slavery, we now are free to roam the land in search of mud to lock on our own accord.

Sonic: "Wow dudes, thats like totally wack!" *Whimpers and wiggles toe*

Cedric: It used to be illegal to lick the mud from one's feet, as we were only really used as cheap excavators for construction projects, and touching us was considered to be extremely taboo, but ever since the empires fall, we have turned muddy foot-licking into a tradition, a cultural practice. You are being culturally enriched right now by me licking your muddy toes, sonic. My name? Cedric the Great.

[the-batman-muppet]

@everyone

[the-batman-muppet]

Give me notes

[the-batman-muppet]

you doin okay boaker?

[the-batman-muppet]

Are you the croakers ex wife batman or are you an entirely separate entity who hates @the-muppet-joker on principle? Just curious

-👽

Im "The Boaker"

[beesnknees000hhh]

Jar Jar Binks and Annoying-Orange just had a baby! Meet Gred!!

[the-batman-muppet]

@the-muppet-joker

Im coming.

[the-batman-muppet]

Shoutout @beesnknees000hhh and @pvppyskvlls ,my most loyal followers. I know youll be there when the bastard falls. You shall witness justice the second it strikes. Nya.

[cruisefessions]

”I believe Tom has the most beautiful green eyes and they reflect his soul.”

[the-batman-muppet]

@the-muppet-joker

You cant run forever.

[the-batman-muppet]

@the-muppet-joker

Tread lightly.

[the-batman-muppet]

you. have. mental. problem.

[the-batman-muppet]

They like on my post till I reblog

[the-batman-muppet]

chungus voice: lets get chungling!

[beesnknees000hhh]

Another lovely couple is expecting! Yoda's been wanting this for so long, and the only being he's ever truly loved this deeply was able to give him just that, a child. Cedric and Toriel are just so happy for them, that after years of trying they were successful.

[the-batman-muppet]

This is like a luau at James Earl Jones's house