Suckerpunch Me in the Face

please.           Delaney | 21 | Bi | Artist

[plannedparenthood]

We mourn. We remember.  We stand with the LGBTQ community against hate and violence.

[we-return-in-waves]

dawg not to be like, rootin tootin my own horn or anything but i definitely have goddess hair JUSSAYIN

[we-return-in-waves]

excuse my dirty mirror and also the fact no one cares but me lmao but Look this was literally my bedhead this morning and i haven’t washed my hair in 5 days or even bothered to trim it in months amen

[electric-daisy-forest]

“My boyfriend/ girlfriend won’t let me…” yikes yikes yikes, abort that relationship

[antigothesis]

Unless its like

“My bf/gf won’t let me eat chocolate anymore because of that time when I said that I’d stop but I didn’t and ended up almost dying”

[kaijuno]

“My bf/gf won’t let me cook anymore after the spaghetti incident”

[nucleardaddy]

“My gf won’t let me pee in the sink”

[libertybill]

It’s been months since my wife let me go “buck wild” at home depot.

[sideshow-bob]

My boyfriend won’t let me drink red bull after the time I chugged it in three seconds, laughed hysterically for 20 minutes, then slid off my chair onto the floor and fell asleep under the D&D table.

The difference is caring vs controlling.

[chicoravelli]

That last comment got me rolling

[catchymemes]

[lovedripdrop]

Wild

[tits-n-trix]

This is 100% the future liberals want

[lithuvia]

Sometimes,,, u just need to pour. All of your dice. Out on a table,,, and hover over them… like a gottdamn dragon

[followthebluebell]

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

[followthebluebell]

This is my only non-cat post to break 1000 notes.

[angels-twice-descending]

sorry not sorry (credits to @arianwen44 for the artwork)

[biggest-goldiest-fish]

FUCK YOU FUCKING FUCK YOU FUVK WHY FUVK THIS WHY

[pixiecodesnowbaz]

N-

[probablysolarpunkrpgideas]

All dnd classes are gay but if I had to pick one, I’d say fighters are the straightest class.

[dnd-homebrew5e]

Did you forget lesbians exist? That’s the default class for them.

[slimetony]

I sincerely cant remember the last time that staff rolled out a feature that improved this website in any way

[genjifap-deactivated20170826]

When they moved the reblog button to the bottom of posts

[slimetony]

Where was it before?

[catparazzi]

at the top we had to scroll all the way back up in order to reblog

[slimetony]

Wh

[slimetony]

What the fuck

[mememaster]

Reblog if you were here for top button

[zombies-with-radios]

[ezeqquiel]

[たかさくらべ]

[docjayironvald]

yes charmander is the tallest starter of fire types

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

Why are my clients being arrested? Have they been read their rights? What are the charges?

[hamotzi]

another comic for class! we were given a list of paintings and told to pick one to use in a story. i used 6 paintings here, and these are all the artists in order of their works’ appearances:

Telemaco Signorini, Piagentina; Winslow Homer, A Shady Spot; James Bingham; James Bingham; Walter Langley; W. David Shaw (very small on the last page, not the portrait)

[venusianhag]

my eyes have been streaming blood since i saw this quote last night

[tami-taylors-hair]

Imagine saying this without a hint of irony. Imagine being that dense and evil.

[homo-nerd-grizz]

[karzahnii]

They’re best buds!! Also my two faves!

[ladyjehane-deactivated20200517]

I’m screeching

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

[jigglyturk]

Both 100% accurate tbf

[endangered-justice-seeker]

 the only criticism of millennials l accept

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Constructive Criticism

[thecowgirlwitch]

Why is it?? That I can go through the whole day feeling fine and dandy but the second I lay down for bed impending doom settles on me?

[baylone]

[existentialterror]

🤔 a compelling model

[bled]

via vsco.co