even the sun sets in paradise

I wonder where and who you are with. What clothes you are wearing, and what you would be laughing about. I’m here and still here - believing that both of us will meet again.

[jadedaceofspades-deactivated202]

Chocolate Sauerkraut Cake

[randomslasher]

This individual has quickly become the highlight of my day

[memeclassheroes]

[thecollectibles]

Nebula by Shahab Alizadeh

[nbgpart-deactivated20220811]

[cerastes]

TOP 3 TRAITORS:

3. Brutus 2. Judas 1. Printers when you are in a hurry

[cerastes]

Bringing this back because guess what happened to your boy this very morning.

[the-sapphic-raven]

Were you stabbed by Brutus?

[negativefeedback-teen]

[titlecard]

SPIRITED AWAY / 千と千尋の神隠し 2001 | dir. hayao miyazaki.

[theperksofbeingaperk]

[dogroot]

Ok if you like cactus

[democraticsenator]

Looking for a weighted blanket and this review sold me

[etherea1ity]

[catchymemes]

[mentalisttraceur-humor]

[mentalisttraceur-humor]

[kata4a]

this is an extremely good joke format

[god-of-chainsaws]

I wish I knew how to play chess

[grand-arbiter-dovin-baan]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

The fact the Black Mamba is the most deadly snake in the world continues to be hilarious to me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you think you know what an incredibly venomous snake looks like? wrong! it’s this bitch

[dragon-in-a-fez]

are you seriously telling me it’s not even black

[loudestcrowdever]

@dragon-in-a-fez The inside of their mouth is black and shaped like a coffin when open, which makes it very goth and cool, but otherwise they do look like very bland noodles lol

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

COFFIN WHAT NOW

Yooooo

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

THIS SNAKE IS LITERALLY BULLYING ME INTO LAUGHING AT THEIR JOKES

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

people have pointed out that the belly scales on both pics look like bad video game rendering

[i-am-a-koi]

okay but have you seen the Blunt Headed tree snake??? cause that one is even funnier 

it is a spaghetti noodle with a head 

[camazotz]

Do you guys know about the Arabian Sand Boa

[spuzzle]

that looks like someone tried to reconstruct a snake from memory

[kdfskdbkjfbkdjfb-deactivated202]

[acaseofthewiggins]

[toastbutteregg]

[rosequart]

mentally i am here

[gallusrostromegalus]

I like to imagine that the reason you can whip around those floors at warp speed and so smoothly is that you’re running through the museum with a pair of wool socks on.

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

i thought the eyewitness vhs museum was a real place when i was a kid. i wasn’t a total idiot, i knew there were a few vfx things going on, but i thought it was filmed in an actual museum

[fishmech]

[luntfontanne]

(x)

[browsedankmemes]

[bamboo-muse]

This is the complete opposite to all the crazy bridezilla Facebook posts from last year