DylanInTheForest

Really like making others smile, it makes me smile. And there's not enough smiling in the world right now

[skarchomp]

these two panels did irreversible damage to our society 

[hooray4skeleton]

should be noted: the creator made a followup to this in direct response to its overuse:

[soupshark]

[ruinedchildhood]

[stream]

Korean Snacks | Kids Try | HiHo Kids

[stammsternenstaub]

Life doesn’t end at 23. 30 isn’t old. Fetishising youth as the ultimate desirable characteristic in a person is actively harmful to both young and old people. Some of us lost our teenage years to abuse and recovery, and can only begin living when we’re at a different life stage.  Literally knock it off, the lot of you.

[meantfortheshore]

[moremetalthanyourmom]

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

[youcangofindatree-deactivated20]

Gotta try it

[clevermanka]

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

[emmagrant01]

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

[mercurialkitty]

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

[songbirde108]

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

[onethingconstant]

Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.

I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.

I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.

Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

[naeonnoir]

WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA

[retroasgardian-deactivated20180]

[spiduhgirl]

It’s called the Murder Strut.

[elegantmess100]

IT’S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldn’t find it. I’m so glad IT’S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!

[b3gayd0crim3]

A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.

[fangirlfannning]

Rest assured if you walk with headphones listening to music giving no fucks everyone moves out of your way. I was walking in a footpath and a guy was coming from the opposite side, before he got to me he got down the footpath and the got back up after me cause two people couldn’t cross at the same time.

[seven-oomen]

This works for us small guys as well, headphones on, murder on your mind and WALK boy. Resting bitch face will part people like the red sea.

[zoomerbro]

[gaycism]

Murder at Disney

[neuroticgaymusings-deactivated2]

If Edna dissed me like that I’d have to throw my whole self in the trash out of shame.

[clayjokes]

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

[hotgirlapocolypse]

“Make friends with your fire, girl.”

— something an old martial arts teacher told me at my first seminar after pulling me aside when he saw me frustrated

[ellie-mayflower]

[samspurpletoothbrush]

[theghostparty]

SOMEONE MADE THIS POST BETTER

WOW I DIDN’T THINK THAT WAS POSSIBLE

[disneythis-disneythat]

[octopisunsets-archive]

[twentyonepilotsblvd]

IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER

[solikeaspy-blog]

[victuuriadoresya-blog]

dying or maybe already dead

[awkward-fallen-angel]

Welcome to supernatural S10

[blushy-fallen-angel-deactivated]

I CAN’T

[just-shower-thoughts]

Just a reminder to do that thing your mum told you to do before she gets home

[the-bearded-oneder]

Saw this, got super nervous that I forgot to do something she told me, then I realized I live by myself 0.0

[animusrox]

Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

[jonnybravo92]

When your mom says “Dinner is Ready!” 😂😂😂

[the-bearded-oneder]

This part gave me such intense chills. I’m a huge army on army battle scene fan. Battle of Five Armies in the Hobbit, Battle of Helms Deep Lord of the Rings, chills every time.

[pugsandshrugs]

So why do you think you are suited to this position?

What are your achievements so far?

What are your ambitions. in reference previous education and work history?

[kimreesesdaughter]

May you NEVER be in a position to not afford your rent!

Sending good vibes to everyone with rent, utilities and more bills than bills! Better days are ahead.

[the-bearded-oneder]

And more good vibes for those who have serious anxiety and stress about always barely making rend and all of your bills. The ones it happens too get me

[erinye]

☆ Happy lunar dog year! here are some mythological best friends to kick it off in cuteness! ☆

[striders]

leader of a trio of college kids waking past me at walmart: okay. mission number two, finding where the popcorn is.

his friend: wait, what was mission number one?

leader: fucking getting here, travis.