A whole blog to make fun of nature documentaries

#silly reblogs #officalverse #silly #A joke #the amazingness of nature #nature is gay #the biologist #the biologist speaks #nature #nature documentary #satire

We see these Tumblr users talking about the best pronouns.

Since Tumblr users are allegedly more sophisticated than other social media users, they only use the bestest, most professional nouns, and not the noobnouns like everyone else.

dying-pen-offical

Posting the post post-posting posts.

#posting posting #Hehehe #nature #nature documentary #officalverse #silly #the biologist #satire #the amazingness of nature #a joke #nature is weird

It seems like this Tumblr user is posting-posting. It is a distinct kind of posting that is very meta and is garenteed to attract witty comments from other Tumblr users, like me.

How’s it hanging my son/daughter/child/other

Yours parentally, ©

Thank you for the ask! I have finished my research on lesbians and the results are tantalizing! I am feeling great!

Also do not worry about misgendering me. I am okay with any pronouns.

#nature #nature documentary #officalverse #silly #the biologist #satire #the amazingness of nature #nature is gay #the biologist answers questions

Haii

A Tumblr user has said haii to me! This is a friendly gesture meant to express something idk

#nature #officalverse #nature documentary #silly #the biologist #satire #a joke #the amazingness of nature

Hi. I'm a former God of death. Haven't met Satan, don't ask if I have. Just letting you know I exist and should be acknowledged.

Fascinating! I am contacting a deity on Tumblr. Well you seem quite pleasant. I acknowledge your existence!

#nature #nature documentary #officalverse #silly #the biologist #a joke #satire #the amazingness of nature #god of death #the biologist answers questions

As a Darkner, I should probably tell ya a few things.

1: In case they did not teach this, do NOT the watercooler. It scares everyone here.

2: Avoid the werewerewires unless you want first-hand experience with how they fight

3: Most Shadowguys are not intentionaly dangerous, but due to being slapstick cartoons in nature, it is not advised to interact heavily with them unless you, yourself, are capable of regenerating limbs.

Yeahg that should be about it.

Hooray! YUMMY DATA!

#nature #officalverse #nature documentary #silly #the biologist #satire #a joke #the amazingness of nature #nature is weird

Yo you want another parent

Yours adoptingly, ©

thank you!

̷̢̺̔Ï̸̙̣̈́̂͝ ̶̡͚̘͗ͅH̷̭̠̒̾̑̕Ä̷̟̭̫́͠Ṽ̶͉E̵̡̍ ̴̡̳͌͊̀̊B̴̤̈͘Ë̶͓́̚Ȩ̸͕͔͇̃͗̕N̶̪͚̈́͗̄ ̷̳̏͌̒͠S̸͎͔̉T̸̙́A̶̡̡̬͖͊̒͘̚Ṛ̷͎͔̐̆V̷̨̱́̕͜Ê̶͍̒͝D̶̨̋ ̵͇̘̊̽͘O̵̫͙͂͗F̴͚̞͍͙̊̔̓ ̴̛̞̙͔̠̀̀L̸̛̯̤̆͛͠O̵̪̙̓̋̎V̵͙͎̝̀E̴̝͛͗͒̓͜ ̶̹͝͠Ạ̶͈̥̇̈́N̵͔̖̉D̴͓̳̞̏̀̋ ̵̘̟̗̉͜A̷̢͛̓̓F̸̡̟̏̽͆F̷̦̍E̷̠̳͆̄C̵̟͍̼͆ͅṰ̵̤̗͕͑͝I̷̛̼͎͘O̸̻̠͉͇͘͠N̵̼͙̉̓ ̸̯̼̯͖̎F̶̝̥̰͙͋̉O̷̧͛̂̈̌Ṟ̴͇͙̾ ̶̟̠̝͌̒M̶̊͂͂ͅY̵̯̭͈̅̒͘͠ͅ ̶͍̩͕͓̌̍Ě̴̲̪̯͖̂N̶̲̞̻̺͠T̶̹̯̈́̔̃̀Ḯ̴͕̈R̶͈̈́̽Ê̵̹̬͍̏̕̚ͅ ̶̡͎͍̔L̵̯͔̪̿͑͘I̵̗̩̋̿̎͜F̵͙̣̖͗̏Ḙ̸̯̂̿̕̕ ̸̛̝̹͎͊͘U̵͚̔́̉͠Ñ̶͎͙T̴̡̪̰̑̅̀̉I̷̝̙̠̓L̴͖̼͕̅L̷͔̮̞͔̈́̃͑̃ ̶̡̯̃́ͅT̴͖̼̎̆̀͘O̵͈̘̞͂͝D̸̢͓̟̈Ȃ̷̢̙̹̭̈́̌̓Y̶̛̫̓̽

(text: I have been starved of love and affection for my entire life until today)

#nature #officalverse #nature documentary #silly #the biologist #the amazingness of nature #found family #wholesome

would you like to be in a tradition in the officalverse.

its called adopting other officals.

also guess who is is

(nice oppossums)

ooh! @oppossum-offical has adopted me I think! I could be wrong! But this is so interesting! Tumblr Users part of the officalverse tribe have a tendency to adopt officals. They see me as one of them even though I am beyond their mortal comprehension!

when did I adopt you?

I'm confused. Would you like to adopt me?

that wasn't me

Hmmmm. Well I would like to be adopted by somebody now. Guys I would like to be adopted by some offical, any offical.

@costco-offical @satan-offical @normal-offical @no-one-offical @not-offical-offical @king-of-oreo @red-official @ribbit-tadc-offical @un-official-river @unsatan-offical @lead-official @james-offical @man-offical @asexual-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @penny-offical @vox-official @river-official @germany-official @the-light-offical @the-scuba-diver-offical @the-second-wolf-official @garlic-bread-cult-offical @snail-official @iron-offical @ninovium-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @uranium-offical @superhero-offical @lemon-shark-offical @lemonade-offical @laciffo-natas @supervillain-offical @evilhag-offical @evilpineapple-offical @the-scp-foundation-offical @evil-silly-arson-frog-offical @silly-lil-guy-offical@authentic-skittle-eater, @ruler-of-nothing-important, @annichishana, @sirsamueloflydia, @zeta-finnish, @hekate-offical, @3rte, @starryskies-andfireflies, @ace-of-5pades, @rand0mth3r1an, @tadrat, @purple-dinosaur27, @obssess-over-ink-on-dead-trees, @cleaning-spray-offical, @7-flavors-of-bones

not-offical-offical

I CANT HAVE ANOTHER KID 😭😭😭

#nature #officalverse #nature documentary #silly #the biologist #satire #a joke #the amazingness of nature #nature is weird #wet eltrich being

that's alright. I have like three adoptive parents already

#:D

Huh another imortal being huh

Well i know what to do

You suddenly feel extremely wet like soaked to the bone

AHAHAHAH! YOU HAVE BEEN CURSED WITH WET CAT SYNDROM! (it just soaked you once)

GET PRANKED!

@sans-the-skeleconch the rouge jester

:0

would you like to be in a tradition in the officalverse.

its called adopting other officals.

also guess who is is

(nice oppossums)

ooh! @oppossum-offical has adopted me I think! I could be wrong! But this is so interesting! Tumblr Users part of the officalverse tribe have a tendency to adopt officals. They see me as one of them even though I am beyond their mortal comprehension!

when did I adopt you?

I'm confused. Would you like to adopt me?

that wasn't me

Hmmmm. Well I would like to be adopted by somebody now. Guys I would like to be adopted by some offical, any offical.

@costco-offical @satan-offical @normal-offical @no-one-offical @not-offical-offical @king-of-oreo @red-official @ribbit-tadc-offical @un-official-river @unsatan-offical @lead-official @james-offical @man-offical @asexual-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @penny-offical @vox-official @river-official @germany-official @the-light-offical @the-scuba-diver-offical @the-second-wolf-official @garlic-bread-cult-offical @snail-official @iron-offical @ninovium-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @uranium-offical @superhero-offical @lemon-shark-offical @lemonade-offical @laciffo-natas @supervillain-offical @evilhag-offical @evilpineapple-offical @the-scp-foundation-offical @evil-silly-arson-frog-offical @silly-lil-guy-offical@authentic-skittle-eater, @ruler-of-nothing-important, @annichishana, @sirsamueloflydia, @zeta-finnish, @hekate-offical, @3rte, @starryskies-andfireflies, @ace-of-5pades, @rand0mth3r1an, @tadrat, @purple-dinosaur27, @obssess-over-ink-on-dead-trees, @cleaning-spray-offical, @7-flavors-of-bones

silly-lil-guy-offical

we can be cousins!!!

yippeeeee!

bordem-offical

may I adopt you?

of course!

would you like to be in a tradition in the officalverse.

its called adopting other officals.

also guess who is is

(nice oppossums)

ooh! @oppossum-offical has adopted me I think! I could be wrong! But this is so interesting! Tumblr Users part of the officalverse tribe have a tendency to adopt officals. They see me as one of them even though I am beyond their mortal comprehension!

when did I adopt you?

I'm confused. Would you like to adopt me?

that wasn't me

Hmmmm. Well I would like to be adopted by somebody now. Guys I would like to be adopted by some offical, any offical.

@costco-offical @satan-offical @normal-offical @no-one-offical @not-offical-offical @king-of-oreo @red-official @ribbit-tadc-offical @un-official-river @unsatan-offical @lead-official @james-offical @man-offical @asexual-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @penny-offical @vox-official @river-official @germany-official @the-light-offical @the-scuba-diver-offical @the-second-wolf-official @garlic-bread-cult-offical @snail-official @iron-offical @ninovium-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @uranium-offical @superhero-offical @lemon-shark-offical @lemonade-offical @laciffo-natas @supervillain-offical @evilhag-offical @evilpineapple-offical @the-scp-foundation-offical @evil-silly-arson-frog-offical @silly-lil-guy-offical@authentic-skittle-eater, @ruler-of-nothing-important, @annichishana, @sirsamueloflydia, @zeta-finnish, @hekate-offical, @3rte, @starryskies-andfireflies, @ace-of-5pades, @rand0mth3r1an, @tadrat, @purple-dinosaur27, @obssess-over-ink-on-dead-trees, @cleaning-spray-offical, @7-flavors-of-bones

silly-lil-guy-offical

we can be cousins!!!

yippeeeee!

would you like to be in a tradition in the officalverse.

its called adopting other officals.

also guess who is is

(nice oppossums)

ooh! @oppossum-offical has adopted me I think! I could be wrong! But this is so interesting! Tumblr Users part of the officalverse tribe have a tendency to adopt officals. They see me as one of them even though I am beyond their mortal comprehension!

when did I adopt you?

I'm confused. Would you like to adopt me?

that wasn't me

Hmmmm. Well I would like to be adopted by somebody now. Guys I would like to be adopted by some offical, any offical.

@costco-offical @satan-offical @normal-offical @no-one-offical @not-offical-offical @king-of-oreo @red-official @ribbit-tadc-offical @un-official-river @unsatan-offical @lead-official @james-offical @man-offical @asexual-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @penny-offical @vox-official @river-official @germany-official @the-light-offical @the-scuba-diver-offical @the-second-wolf-official @garlic-bread-cult-offical @snail-official @iron-offical @ninovium-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @uranium-offical @superhero-offical @lemon-shark-offical @lemonade-offical @laciffo-natas @supervillain-offical @evilhag-offical @evilpineapple-offical @the-scp-foundation-offical @evil-silly-arson-frog-offical @silly-lil-guy-offical@authentic-skittle-eater, @ruler-of-nothing-important, @annichishana, @sirsamueloflydia, @zeta-finnish, @hekate-offical, @3rte, @starryskies-andfireflies, @ace-of-5pades, @rand0mth3r1an, @tadrat, @purple-dinosaur27, @obssess-over-ink-on-dead-trees, @cleaning-spray-offical, @7-flavors-of-bones

hmm.... biology involves blood samples, and blood is red........

YOU! WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE MY CHILD?

I would!

GLORIOUS! now what do i do. ive never had a kid before

Don't murder them. #1 rule of biology

nug-offical-deactiv

may i also adopt you?

I'd rather we be friends

:3

would you like to be in a tradition in the officalverse.

its called adopting other officals.

also guess who is is

(nice oppossums)

ooh! @oppossum-offical has adopted me I think! I could be wrong! But this is so interesting! Tumblr Users part of the officalverse tribe have a tendency to adopt officals. They see me as one of them even though I am beyond their mortal comprehension!

when did I adopt you?

I'm confused. Would you like to adopt me?

that wasn't me

Hmmmm. Well I would like to be adopted by somebody now. Guys I would like to be adopted by some offical, any offical.

@costco-offical @satan-offical @normal-offical @no-one-offical @not-offical-offical @king-of-oreo @red-official @ribbit-tadc-offical @un-official-river @unsatan-offical @lead-official @james-offical @man-offical @asexual-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @penny-offical @vox-official @river-official @germany-official @the-light-offical @the-scuba-diver-offical @the-second-wolf-official @garlic-bread-cult-offical @snail-official @iron-offical @ninovium-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @uranium-offical @superhero-offical @lemon-shark-offical @lemonade-offical @laciffo-natas @supervillain-offical @evilhag-offical @evilpineapple-offical @the-scp-foundation-offical @evil-silly-arson-frog-offical @silly-lil-guy-offical@authentic-skittle-eater, @ruler-of-nothing-important, @annichishana, @sirsamueloflydia, @zeta-finnish, @hekate-offical, @3rte, @starryskies-andfireflies, @ace-of-5pades, @rand0mth3r1an, @tadrat, @purple-dinosaur27, @obssess-over-ink-on-dead-trees, @cleaning-spray-offical, @7-flavors-of-bones

hmm.... biology involves blood samples, and blood is red........

YOU! WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE MY CHILD?

I would!

GLORIOUS! now what do i do. ive never had a kid before

#silly #A joke #nature documentary #the amazingness of nature #found family #nature #the biologist #officalverse

Don't murder them. #1 rule of biology

would you like to be in a tradition in the officalverse.

its called adopting other officals.

also guess who is is

(nice oppossums)

ooh! @oppossum-offical has adopted me I think! I could be wrong! But this is so interesting! Tumblr Users part of the officalverse tribe have a tendency to adopt officals. They see me as one of them even though I am beyond their mortal comprehension!

when did I adopt you?

I'm confused. Would you like to adopt me?

that wasn't me

Hmmmm. Well I would like to be adopted by somebody now. Guys I would like to be adopted by some offical, any offical.

@costco-offical @satan-offical @normal-offical @no-one-offical @not-offical-offical @king-of-oreo @red-official @ribbit-tadc-offical @un-official-river @unsatan-offical @lead-official @james-offical @man-offical @asexual-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @penny-offical @vox-official @river-official @germany-official @the-light-offical @the-scuba-diver-offical @the-second-wolf-official @garlic-bread-cult-offical @snail-official @iron-offical @ninovium-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @uranium-offical @superhero-offical @lemon-shark-offical @lemonade-offical @laciffo-natas @supervillain-offical @evilhag-offical @evilpineapple-offical @the-scp-foundation-offical @evil-silly-arson-frog-offical @silly-lil-guy-offical@authentic-skittle-eater, @ruler-of-nothing-important, @annichishana, @sirsamueloflydia, @zeta-finnish, @hekate-offical, @3rte, @starryskies-andfireflies, @ace-of-5pades, @rand0mth3r1an, @tadrat, @purple-dinosaur27, @obssess-over-ink-on-dead-trees, @cleaning-spray-offical, @7-flavors-of-bones

hmm.... biology involves blood samples, and blood is red........

YOU! WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE MY CHILD?

#nature #the amazingness of nature #found family #The biologist is getting adopted #nature documentary

I would!

would you like to be in a tradition in the officalverse.

its called adopting other officals.

also guess who is is

(nice oppossums)

ooh! @oppossum-offical has adopted me I think! I could be wrong! But this is so interesting! Tumblr Users part of the officalverse tribe have a tendency to adopt officals. They see me as one of them even though I am beyond their mortal comprehension!

when did I adopt you?

I'm confused. Would you like to adopt me?

that wasn't me