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[the-bird-and-hound]

Sansa: Does it give you joy to scare people?

Sandor: No, it gives me joy to kill people. Killing is the sweetest thing there is.

Sansa: Goddamn calm down edgelord

[gendrie]

Arya and Gendry + Text Messages 

[cptwonderf-blog]

[sandor-clegane-spot]

Head Canon…

[nostalgicgirl99-deactivated2026]

When Sansa comes over, Sandor’s like “Don’t say a fucking word,Bronn”

[ladycyprus]

I have a long flight and am looking for some good episodic sansan to last 13 hours, if you have recommendations! Plus points for Mature :)

Over 150K words and very mature… Happy travels!

Northern Lights and Midnight Sun

A Lightness

Alyssa’s Tears

Boots of Braavosi Leather

The Reason is You

Her Liquor’s Top Shelf   

Kiss The Girl 

Gods and Monsters

Sandor’s Feelings Revealed

The Triangle

There’ll Be Some Changes Made

A Sweet Poison

[sansanfan97-deactivated20190105]

Read most of these. Sandor’s Feelings Revealed is one of my favorites.

[inert-pen-maid]

The Last Piece of Him [WIP] by Inertia18 

An illustration for The Winged Night

“The moon had changed thrice since Lion and Rose prevailed the Usurper on the Blackwater, but the air in King’s Landing seemed forever burning. Only cowards fight with fire, the Hound once told her. He’d come to her in this very room, whilst the city was thick with fighting. Drunk…terrified - and he’d fled without her.

The stained, ravaged cloak of the Kingsguard pulled Sansa’s arms down with it. She did not know what good there was keeping such a thing. The Hound could do nothing, kill nobody for her now; the freedom of hurting her was Joffrey’s forever. 

And the Queen’s servants had dedicated days to eradicating all vestige of the battle. Of him. Sansa knew she had the last piece of him, locked away in her room.”

From Part 1 of The Winged Night, a little SanSan horror-romance ficlet I’m working on. I’m not usually this productive, but had a doodle today. I’d love to slap some paint on this when I get the time! :) 

Love, Inertia x

[lixieboks]

—  great houses of westeros 

 "Great houses are the most powerful noble houses of the Seven Kingdoms, often being former royalty and now sworn directly to the Iron Throne.“

[sandor-clegane-spot]

SANSA. ACOK. The Blackwater scene.

In anticipation of Kate’s ‘Bird Song’ film :)

[servant-of-fire]

GoT & text posts by me

[theirwolfbicanthrope]

“And he’ll look you straight in the face.”

[rivendel]

When Catelyn Stark released you, we both made a promise. Now it’s your promise. You gave your word. Now, keep it.

[amrenofvelaris]

Hey everyone!!! So recently I hit the 2k followers mark; I’m so very grateful to all of you for following me, sticking with me through my 2am meme/shitpost spams, and reblogging my posts. So I decided to give back to you guys by having a giveaway!!! (honestly I meant to do this at 1K but I procrastinated too much)

Please read below about this giveaway, and feel free to send me asks/messages about it!! This is my first ever giveaway, so please be tolerant with me, and let me know if I fucked up anywhere. 💚💚💚

Rules:

MUST be following me because this is for my followers.

NO giveaway blogs, you have to be an active blog.

You don’t need to be a ToG themed blog, as long as you love SJM’s stuff you can enter (I don’t see why you would enter if you didn’t like her stuff anyways).

1 Reblog=1 Entry.

Likes don’t count, if you want to like it to bookmark it go ahead.

Please be considerate to your followers and try to keep your reblogs to about 2-3 a day. Obviously I can’t tell how spaced out your reblogs are but if I get a whole bunch of notes from you on this post at once I’ll obviously know.

Your ask/messages MUST be open or else I will not be able to have a private conversation with you.

Similarly you must be willing/able to give me your shipping address.

Please send me clear addresses; if possible take a picture of you address on an official letter and send it to me if you have been chosen.

To participate in this, you can live anywhere in the world, this is not restricted to a certain area.

There will be 3 winners, chosen randomly from the reblogs!

If you do not respond to my message within 48hrs, I will pick another winner; if for some reason you know you’re going to be unable to access tumblr in the given time period, then leave a message on your blog to let me know. However I will not wait more than a week.

Lastly, this giveaway will be open from today, 20th of September 2016, to my birthday, the 25th of October 2016, at 12:00 pm PDT.

Prize(s):

All 3 winners will be able to choose about $25 worth of Throne of Glass merchandise each from @meabhd​‘s redbubble

Please note that this is purely for Throne of Glass, not ACOTAR (perhaps I’ll do that in a future giveaway near ACOTAR3), I will only agree to buy ToG merch for your prize.

When I say “about $25″ I mean that I don’t mind if it goes a dollar or two above that. But please don’t expect me to buy something that’s $30; I am a college student and I have limited money.

Here is the link to the Throne of Glass section of @meabhd‘s redbubble. These include merch like mugs, phone covers, pillowcases, bags, and notebooks; this link doesn’t include stickers and posters (for them, see below).

Here is the link to their Stickers and Posters, from which you can choose any Throne of Glass ones that you fancy (that meet the price limit)

The $25 does not include shipping, I will deal with the shipping costs no matter where it’s going.

Depending on where the winners live, the merch may take different times to get there, so please be patient. If there is a tracking number I will give it to you.

Other little notes:

None of these following “notes” will give you a better chance of winning, but they’re essentially a bunch of nice things you can do.

Follow @meabhd because their artwork is amazing, and diverse!! (People of all shapes, sizes, and colours)

Also I’m highkey in love with their Malide and Elorcan artwork!

Maybe don’t unfollow me after this is over?

Be inclusive, and tolerant when it comes to ToG, and this fandom (lmao I think we all know I gotta work on this)

Try to be as good a person as you can

Send me pictures of your pets

Post pics of your halloween costumes (and tag me), I live for the spook

I reserve the right to edit and change the information above at any given time.

[boxesofpepe]

[kkserious]

Northeners: THE KING IN THE NORTH! THE KING IN THE NORTH! THE KING IN THE NORTH!

Jon: 

[oldnorseisa]

Game of Thrones Aesthetic

When you play the game of thrones you win or you die. There is no middle ground.

[alcoholicrattlesnake]

Regrets by AlcoholicRattleSnake

[littlefeatherr]

*gross sobbing*

[queenoferebor1204]

Love this!

[think4yaself]

[emorenita-deactivated20150420]

why aren’t these being reblogged more often? i rather see these than “keys in hand”

[havocados-deactivated20131105]

Fatality

[gainingconfidencexo-deactivated]

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest? 

[musicalpandas]

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

[mr-spiritual]

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.

Step 2: Duck!

Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.

Step 4: Knee him in the balls.

Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.

Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.

Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.

Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

[trustisforfools-blog]

reblogging again for that^

[mayra-quijotesca-deactivated201]

Reblogging for the steps in the image and the explanation in the comments. I don’t so much like the explanation on the image proper, but I appreciate the thought behind it (here, have a self-defense thing, it could save you) and so I’m passing it on.

[pizzoner]

yes

[urlocalmomdad]

nice

[urbanlicktionary]

For the lads too

[loedays]

if you’re a guy and this happens to you because of a girl; get her right in the boob. I swear if you get put under a “assault” charge I will personally come to courtroom and vouch for you. and remembers <b>guys shouldn’t be harassed just because they’re guys</b> anyone, girl, guy, those who don’t identify, the unsure. remember. <I>you don’t deserved to be harassed. hit them where it hurts