“oh yeah right you guys arent supposed to talk Uhhh, just turn the camera on!”
“...”
“Niceeeee it works!”
“So is everyone ready?”
“Yeah.”
“No, I mean is everyone ready??”
“Yeah yeah, they’re all ready. The Nulls are in place, the-”
“Perfect! Now get over here pulse, let’s broadcast that the next competition is about to begin! Now get rid of that bracket nonsense, and start the descriptive narration!”
As Step finishes speaking, Pulse lands from jumping from the production department. The white room is looking as void-like as ever, and a spotlight shines onto the duo to direct attention to them.
“My name is Step, your Blixer of this show!
“And I’m Cube, the Pulse of this universe.”“wh- ok”
“Aaaaand, there! Wow, it’s pretty hard building an island, but that’s a good-looking one if I say so myself!”
[Footsteps]
“Hi. How’s the challenge making?”
“Pulse! I was just about to getcha, cuz we just got this whole thing set up!”
“...”
“Wow. You did this by yourself?”
“Nope! The Nulls helped out too!”
“Huh. They’re actually doing something? That’s weird. They’re not responsive at all when I try doing stuff to them, like playing basketball with em. Although it’s pretty hard to bounce one’s head arou-”
“Pulse, can I ask ya something?”
“Huh?”
“Why don’t you wanna host with me?”
“...”
“B-But it’s okay if you don’t wanna! I just wanna you hosting with me! With your… honestly really insane and dangerous ideas, and my worry and actual safety concerns, we can make this competition be the best one yet!”
“I-It’s just… y’know, the last one?”
“Technically it isn’t finished. Heck, I never showed the results yet! Voting’s over, and I passed the board I used to keep track of them to a Null, but that was an idiotic idea. I forgot which one I asked, and since they all look the same, now I don’t know who it is!”
“Ohh.”
“So it’s cuz you don’t have the results of Clash of the Cubes?”
“...Yeah, sorry man. It’s fun messing around with the other Mes, but I’m pretty bad at keeping track of thi-”
“Oh, I have them right here!”
“what”
“WHAT”
“WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT”
“Sorry, I thought you already wrapped it up by now!!”
“OH MY CREATOR YOU HAD IT???????”
“It was just on the floor!”
“WHY WOULD IT-”
“...”
*inhale*
“Oh my goodness. It wasn’t my fault after all???”
“Yeah, uh… sorry.”
“...”
“Ehhh, it's fine. These kinds of stuff happen all the time.”
“So you wanna help me host, now that you have the results?”
“...”
“yeah sure y not”
“Now that I have no more guilt, I can host freely!”
“You should probably tell C.C. he won and give his prize though.”
“Well, yeah. I was watching some shows and reading some comics earlier, y’know, of our others’ stories, and that got me thinking!”
“...What?”
“Why not make another show?”
“...show? Like… another Battle or Clash?”
“Yes! Exactly!”
“Uh… I dunno. I mean, it was a pretty big hassle last time, especially with getting it all ready-”
“Yeah, but that was all fun though!”
“...Okay, but what do you wanna do now? You did Yous, I did Mes, and I doubt anyone wants to do a ‘Lashing of the Lycans’, or if the Nulls are even smart enough to host a show. Heck, they’re barely responsive lately.”
“Well, what about anyone?”
“...Anyone?”
“Yeah, anyone! I also have another idea that’s sure to be interesting.”
“Uh… okay I guess. But whatever you do, I don’t wanna get involved.”
“Whaaaaat? Why not?”
“I don’t wanna run these games, that’s all”
“Really? But-”
“...”
“Mmm…. okay, if you say so.”
[Footsteps]
“...Weird. He always wanted an opportunity to start messing with people.”
“Welcome back to the Clash of the Cubes! I do hope you’re as excited as I am, as we’ll reveal the penultimate challenge’s results, as well as the finale!”
“Now, let’s see the voting results, shall we?”
Voting Points
“As you can see, two contestants aren’t counted. That’s because they didn’t submit anything at all! Sad, I know. Because of that, no points will be awarded.”
Extra Points
“Before we move on to the total points, I’m gonna add something.”
“Some entries have no final time given, and in the case for those entries, I’ll just assume the worst, as well as see if the cages open up or not. Is that fair?”
“Now, let’s get to the totals!”
Total Points
“Now, let’s reveal who will get into the top four!”
“Slot one, and first to go in is…..”
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.
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.
.
“Sed!”
“I mean, I don’t see why not. They were a pretty good competitor. My favorite part was when they probably got eaten. Idk.”
“Up next, we got…”
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.
.
.
.
.
“Buddy!”
“Well, I guess this is a fair price for traumatizing ‘em. If only it doesn’t lead to more potential trauma, heheh.”
“Up third is….”
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.
.
.
.
.
“C.C.!”
“Honestly, I’m not surprised. This guy held the lead for quite some time. Plus, even if they weren’t leading, they were close to it.”
“And last, leading ahead with a measly ONE POINT SIX POINTS is…”
.
.
.
.
.
.
“Cube!”
“Specifically the one that’s just named cube.”
“It’s still shocking that such a small point difference happened for the top four. Kudos to Quadra, though. They fought a very good battle.”
“Anyways, here’s the final placements!”
“Not to worry, competitors who didn’t make it to the finale! You all still did wonderfully. Plus, you still get to cast jury votes in the finale anyways, so I’m still keeping you in here.”
Pulse points to a black door.
“No, seriously, go in now. Or I’ll tase you with the joy buzzers.”
“Aaaaaanyways, for our final four over here, I’ll be waiting for you in the Black Room. For now, seeyou, and prepare~~~~”
Pulse pushes the other eight into the door, and bows before entering himself.
“Welcome back to the Clash of the Cubes! I do hope you’re as excited as I am, as we’ll reveal the penultimate challenge’s results, as well as the finale!”
“Now, let’s see the voting results, shall we?”
Voting Points
“As you can see, two contestants aren’t counted. That’s because they didn’t submit anything at all! Sad, I know. Because of that, no points will be awarded.”
Extra Points
“Before we move on to the total points, I’m gonna add something.”
“Some entries have no final time given, and in the case for those entries, I’ll just assume the worst, as well as see if the cages open up or not. Is that fair?”
“Now, let’s get to the totals!”
Total Points
“Now, let’s reveal who will get into the top four!”
“Slot one, and first to go in is…..”
.
.
.
.
.
.
“Sed!”
“I mean, I don’t see why not. They were a pretty good competitor. My favorite part was when they probably got eaten. Idk.”
“Up next, we got…”
.
.
.
.
.
.
“Buddy!”
“Well, I guess this is a fair price for traumatizing ‘em. If only it doesn’t lead to more potential trauma, heheh.”
“Up third is….”
.
.
.
.
.
.
“C.C.!”
“Honestly, I’m not surprised. This guy held the lead for quite some time. Plus, even if they weren’t leading, they were close to it.”
“And last, leading ahead with a measly ONE POINT SIX POINTS is…”
.
.
.
.
.
.
“Cube!”
“Specifically the one that’s just named cube.”
“It’s still shocking that such a small point difference happened for the top four. Kudos to Quadra, though. They fought a very good battle.”
“Anyways, here’s the final placements!”
“Not to worry, competitors who didn’t make it to the finale! You all still did wonderfully. Plus, you still get to cast jury votes in the finale anyways, so I’m still keeping you in here.”
Pulse points to a black door.
“No, seriously, go in now. Or I’ll tase you with the joy buzzers.”
“Aaaaaanyways, for our final four over here, I’ll be waiting for you in the Black Room. For now, seeyou, and prepare~~~~”
Pulse pushes the other eight into the door, and bows before entering himself.
“Welcome back to the Clash of the Cubes! I do hope you’re as excited as I am, as we’ll reveal the penultimate challenge’s results, as well as the finale!”
“Now, let’s see the voting results, shall we?”
Voting Points
“As you can see, two contestants aren’t counted. That’s because they didn’t submit anything at all! Sad, I know. Because of that, no points will be awarded.”
Extra Points
“Before we move on to the total points, I’m gonna add something.”
“Some entries have no final time given, and in the case for those entries, I’ll just assume the worst, as well as see if the cages open up or not. Is that fair?”
“Now, let’s get to the totals!”
Total Points
“Now, let’s reveal who will get into the top four!”
“Slot one, and first to go in is…..”
.
.
.
.
.
.
“Sed!”
“I mean, I don’t see why not. They were a pretty good competitor. My favorite part was when they probably got eaten. Idk.”
“Up next, we got…”
.
.
.
.
.
.
“Buddy!”
“Well, I guess this is a fair price for traumatizing ‘em. If only it doesn’t lead to more potential trauma, heheh.”
“Up third is….”
.
.
.
.
.
.
“C.C.!”
“Honestly, I’m not surprised. This guy held the lead for quite some time. Plus, even if they weren’t leading, they were close to it.”
“And last, leading ahead with a measly ONE POINT SIX POINTS is…”
.
.
.
.
.
.
“Cube!”
“Specifically the one that’s just named cube.”
“It’s still shocking that such a small point difference happened for the top four. Kudos to Quadra, though. They fought a very good battle.”
“Anyways, here’s the final placements!”
“Not to worry, competitors who didn’t make it to the finale! You all still did wonderfully. Plus, you still get to cast jury votes in the finale anyways, so I’m still keeping you in here.”
Pulse points to a black door.
“No, seriously, go in now. Or I’ll tase you with the joy buzzers.”
“Aaaaaanyways, for our final four over here, I’ll be waiting for you in the Black Room. For now, seeyou, and prepare~~~~”
Pulse pushes the other eight into the door, and bows before entering himself.
“Welcome back to the Clash of the Cubes! I do hope you’re as excited as I am, as we’ll reveal the penultimate challenge’s results, as well as the finale!”
“Now, let’s see the voting results, shall we?”
Voting Points
“As you can see, two contestants aren’t counted. That’s because they didn’t submit anything at all! Sad, I know. Because of that, no points will be awarded.”
Extra Points
“Before we move on to the total points, I’m gonna add something.”
“Some entries have no final time given, and in the case for those entries, I’ll just assume the worst, as well as see if the cages open up or not. Is that fair?”
“Now, let’s get to the totals!”
Total Points
“Now, let’s reveal who will get into the top four!”
“Slot one, and first to go in is…..”
.
.
.
.
.
.
“Sed!”
“I mean, I don’t see why not. They were a pretty good competitor. My favorite part was when they probably got eaten. Idk.”
“Up next, we got…”
.
.
.
.
.
.
“Buddy!”
“Well, I guess this is a fair price for traumatizing ‘em. If only it doesn’t lead to more potential trauma, heheh.”
“Up third is….”
.
.
.
.
.
.
“C.C.!”
“Honestly, I’m not surprised. This guy held the lead for quite some time. Plus, even if they weren’t leading, they were close to it.”
“And last, leading ahead with a measly ONE POINT SIX POINTS is…”
.
.
.
.
.
.
“Cube!”
“Specifically the one that’s just named cube.”
“It’s still shocking that such a small point difference happened for the top four. Kudos to Quadra, though. They fought a very good battle.”
“Anyways, here’s the final placements!”
“Not to worry, competitors who didn’t make it to the finale! You all still did wonderfully. Plus, you still get to cast jury votes in the finale anyways, so I’m still keeping you in here.”
Pulse points to a black door.
“No, seriously, go in now. Or I’ll tase you with the joy buzzers.”
“Aaaaaanyways, for our final four over here, I’ll be waiting for you in the Black Room. For now, seeyou, and prepare~~~~”
Pulse pushes the other eight into the door, and bows before entering himself.
“Welcome back to the Clash of the Cubes! I do hope you’re as excited as I am, as we’ll reveal the penultimate challenge’s results, as well as the finale!”
“Now, let’s see the voting results, shall we?”
Voting Points
“As you can see, two contestants aren’t counted. That’s because they didn’t submit anything at all! Sad, I know. Because of that, no points will be awarded.”
Extra Points
“Before we move on to the total points, I’m gonna add something.”
“Some entries have no final time given, and in the case for those entries, I’ll just assume the worst, as well as see if the cages open up or not. Is that fair?”
“Now, let’s get to the totals!”
Total Points
“Now, let’s reveal who will get into the top four!”
“Slot one, and first to go in is…..”
.
.
.
.
.
.
“Sed!”
“I mean, I don’t see why not. They were a pretty good competitor. My favorite part was when they probably got eaten. Idk.”
“Up next, we got…”
.
.
.
.
.
.
“Buddy!”
“Well, I guess this is a fair price for traumatizing ‘em. If only it doesn’t lead to more potential trauma, heheh.”
“Up third is….”
.
.
.
.
.
.
“C.C.!”
“Honestly, I’m not surprised. This guy held the lead for quite some time. Plus, even if they weren’t leading, they were close to it.”
“And last, leading ahead with a measly ONE POINT SIX POINTS is…”
.
.
.
.
.
.
“Cube!”
“Specifically the one that’s just named cube.”
“It’s still shocking that such a small point difference happened for the top four. Kudos to Quadra, though. They fought a very good battle.”
“Anyways, here’s the final placements!”
“Not to worry, competitors who didn’t make it to the finale! You all still did wonderfully. Plus, you still get to cast jury votes in the finale anyways, so I’m still keeping you in here.”
Pulse points to a black door.
“No, seriously, go in now. Or I’ll tase you with the joy buzzers.”
“Aaaaaanyways, for our final four over here, I’ll be waiting for you in the Black Room. For now, seeyou, and prepare~~~~”
Pulse pushes the other eight into the door, and bows before entering himself.
