Best merc ova here!

I'm Jerry, ask shit!

[the-blu-bonker]

Do ya know who you’re talkin’ to here?

What’s up chucklenuts! I’m the BLU scout, duh, and I’m the fuckin’ best! Saw some of my teammates doin’ this, so here I am folks! 

[ooc under cut]

Yo, I’m chaos the mod. My main: @the-depressed-comedic-relief  Did this for funsies. Basic DNI, no bigots or illegal shippers. I’m a teenager so suggestive jokes are allowed but no NSFW pls. Bout it, have fun! 

Tags:

#Scout answers

#Scout speaks

#Scout interacts

#mod speaks

#mod answers

[the-blu-bonker]

Hamburbur

Hell yeah! I love me some hamburgers, man I’m hungry now, crap.

[scotty-cant-sit-still]

Hey brother! I mean, by technicality, h- heh, since Engels basically my big bro too. I’m Jerry, you’re Scotty, right?

—@the-blu-bonker

[Scotty quickly wipes at his eyes and clears his throat] Jerry? Oh, uh, yeah. I'm Scotty. Scotty Rosso. You're friends with Engel?

[the-blu-bonker]

Yeah! I mean, we’re more like brothers though but not by blood, heh. Uh..you doing alright pally?

[scotty-cant-sit-still]

Me and Engel are the same way. His dads even treat me like their son. Oh and... I'm fine. I'll be alright since it's stupid anyways.

[the-blu-bonker]

Hey, nothin you’re upset about is stupid if you’re upset pally.

[scotty-cant-sit-still]

No no, it is stupid. I'll get over it, don't worry bout it, kay?

[the-blu-bonker]

you sure?.. I mean I’ll leave ya alone about it if that’s what ya really want but ya don’t seem fine.

[scotty-cant-sit-still]

It's stupid... Just some stupid fucking shit that Pierre (Spy) said to me... His usual whole "You'll always be a daughter to me," and, "You'll never be a man like the rest of us," stuff...

[the-blu-bonker]

Dude…that ain’t stupid, it’s shitty he said that too ya..if it helps I didn’t know you were trans till ya just told me.

[scotty-cant-sit-still]

Really..? Like, my voice didn't give it away at all..? I'm completely pre-everything so I've been told I sound like a chick before... Not just by Pierre... Boris, Oliver, Engie and even fucking Soldier have said I sound like a girl!! It was before they found out I'm trans but they still said it.

[the-blu-bonker]

Yeah, just thought you were a dude with a high voice, which I mean, ya are.

[scotty-cant-sit-still]

[Scotty stares at Jerry for a moment before smiling] Heh, thanks man. I really needed that...

[the-blu-bonker]

Course. Uh, ya wanna hug pally?

[scotty-cant-sit-still]

Shit man, that'd be awesome right about now. [Scotty lifts his arms up a bit for the hug]

[the-blu-bonker]

[Jerrry smiles and pulls Scotty into a tight hug] You’re a cool dude, don’t forget that pally.

[scotty-cant-sit-still]

Hey brother! I mean, by technicality, h- heh, since Engels basically my big bro too. I’m Jerry, you’re Scotty, right?

—@the-blu-bonker

[Scotty quickly wipes at his eyes and clears his throat] Jerry? Oh, uh, yeah. I'm Scotty. Scotty Rosso. You're friends with Engel?

[the-blu-bonker]

Yeah! I mean, we’re more like brothers though but not by blood, heh. Uh..you doing alright pally?

[scotty-cant-sit-still]

Me and Engel are the same way. His dads even treat me like their son. Oh and... I'm fine. I'll be alright since it's stupid anyways.

[the-blu-bonker]

Hey, nothin you’re upset about is stupid if you’re upset pally.

[scotty-cant-sit-still]

No no, it is stupid. I'll get over it, don't worry bout it, kay?

[the-blu-bonker]

you sure?.. I mean I’ll leave ya alone about it if that’s what ya really want but ya don’t seem fine.

[scotty-cant-sit-still]

It's stupid... Just some stupid fucking shit that Pierre (Spy) said to me... His usual whole "You'll always be a daughter to me," and, "You'll never be a man like the rest of us," stuff...

[the-blu-bonker]

Dude…that ain’t stupid, it’s shitty he said that too ya..if it helps I didn’t know you were trans till ya just told me.

[scotty-cant-sit-still]

Really..? Like, my voice didn't give it away at all..? I'm completely pre-everything so I've been told I sound like a chick before... Not just by Pierre... Boris, Oliver, Engie and even fucking Soldier have said I sound like a girl!! It was before they found out I'm trans but they still said it.

[the-blu-bonker]

Yeah, just thought you were a dude with a high voice, which I mean, ya are.

[scotty-cant-sit-still]

[Scotty stares at Jerry for a moment before smiling] Heh, thanks man. I really needed that...

[the-blu-bonker]

Course. Uh, ya wanna hug pally?

[scotty-cant-sit-still]

Hey brother! I mean, by technicality, h- heh, since Engels basically my big bro too. I’m Jerry, you’re Scotty, right?

—@the-blu-bonker

[Scotty quickly wipes at his eyes and clears his throat] Jerry? Oh, uh, yeah. I'm Scotty. Scotty Rosso. You're friends with Engel?

[the-blu-bonker]

Yeah! I mean, we’re more like brothers though but not by blood, heh. Uh..you doing alright pally?

[scotty-cant-sit-still]

Me and Engel are the same way. His dads even treat me like their son. Oh and... I'm fine. I'll be alright since it's stupid anyways.

[the-blu-bonker]

Hey, nothin you’re upset about is stupid if you’re upset pally.

[scotty-cant-sit-still]

No no, it is stupid. I'll get over it, don't worry bout it, kay?

[the-blu-bonker]

you sure?.. I mean I’ll leave ya alone about it if that’s what ya really want but ya don’t seem fine.

[scotty-cant-sit-still]

It's stupid... Just some stupid fucking shit that Pierre (Spy) said to me... His usual whole "You'll always be a daughter to me," and, "You'll never be a man like the rest of us," stuff...

[the-blu-bonker]

Dude…that ain’t stupid, it’s shitty he said that too ya..if it helps I didn’t know you were trans till ya just told me.

[scotty-cant-sit-still]

Really..? Like, my voice didn't give it away at all..? I'm completely pre-everything so I've been told I sound like a chick before... Not just by Pierre... Boris, Oliver, Engie and even fucking Soldier have said I sound like a girl!! It was before they found out I'm trans but they still said it.

[the-blu-bonker]

Yeah, just thought you were a dude with a high voice, which I mean, ya are.

[scotty-cant-sit-still]

Hey brother! I mean, by technicality, h- heh, since Engels basically my big bro too. I’m Jerry, you’re Scotty, right?

—@the-blu-bonker

[Scotty quickly wipes at his eyes and clears his throat] Jerry? Oh, uh, yeah. I'm Scotty. Scotty Rosso. You're friends with Engel?

[the-blu-bonker]

Yeah! I mean, we’re more like brothers though but not by blood, heh. Uh..you doing alright pally?

[scotty-cant-sit-still]

Me and Engel are the same way. His dads even treat me like their son. Oh and... I'm fine. I'll be alright since it's stupid anyways.

[the-blu-bonker]

Hey, nothin you’re upset about is stupid if you’re upset pally.

[scotty-cant-sit-still]

No no, it is stupid. I'll get over it, don't worry bout it, kay?

[the-blu-bonker]

you sure?.. I mean I’ll leave ya alone about it if that’s what ya really want but ya don’t seem fine.

[scotty-cant-sit-still]

It's stupid... Just some stupid fucking shit that Pierre (Spy) said to me... His usual whole "You'll always be a daughter to me," and, "You'll never be a man like the rest of us," stuff...

[the-blu-bonker]

Dude…that ain’t stupid, it’s shitty he said that too ya..if it helps I didn’t know you were trans till ya just told me.

[scotty-cant-sit-still]

Hey brother! I mean, by technicality, h- heh, since Engels basically my big bro too. I’m Jerry, you’re Scotty, right?

—@the-blu-bonker

[Scotty quickly wipes at his eyes and clears his throat] Jerry? Oh, uh, yeah. I'm Scotty. Scotty Rosso. You're friends with Engel?

[the-blu-bonker]

Yeah! I mean, we’re more like brothers though but not by blood, heh. Uh..you doing alright pally?

[scotty-cant-sit-still]

Me and Engel are the same way. His dads even treat me like their son. Oh and... I'm fine. I'll be alright since it's stupid anyways.

[the-blu-bonker]

Hey, nothin you’re upset about is stupid if you’re upset pally.

[scotty-cant-sit-still]

No no, it is stupid. I'll get over it, don't worry bout it, kay?

[the-blu-bonker]

you sure?.. I mean I’ll leave ya alone about it if that’s what ya really want but ya don’t seem fine.

[scotty-cant-sit-still]

Hey brother! I mean, by technicality, h- heh, since Engels basically my big bro too. I’m Jerry, you’re Scotty, right?

—@the-blu-bonker

[Scotty quickly wipes at his eyes and clears his throat] Jerry? Oh, uh, yeah. I'm Scotty. Scotty Rosso. You're friends with Engel?

[the-blu-bonker]

Yeah! I mean, we’re more like brothers though but not by blood, heh. Uh..you doing alright pally?

[scotty-cant-sit-still]

Me and Engel are the same way. His dads even treat me like their son. Oh and... I'm fine. I'll be alright since it's stupid anyways.

[the-blu-bonker]

Hey, nothin you’re upset about is stupid if you’re upset pally.

[scotty-cant-sit-still]

Hey brother! I mean, by technicality, h- heh, since Engels basically my big bro too. I’m Jerry, you’re Scotty, right?

—@the-blu-bonker

[Scotty quickly wipes at his eyes and clears his throat] Jerry? Oh, uh, yeah. I'm Scotty. Scotty Rosso. You're friends with Engel?

[the-blu-bonker]

Yeah! I mean, we’re more like brothers though but not by blood, heh. Uh..you doing alright pally?

[the-blu-bonker]

have ya ever talked to Scotty?? since your technical brothers and all

Huh, ya know what I don’t think I have! I should introduce myself!

[the-blu-bonker]

What's your favorite Bonk flavor?

Blutonium Berry! Know it’s kinda basic, but shit’s awesome!

[the-blu-bonker]

Scout your brothers are hot (Reffering to blu nurse and scotty heh)

Hey! Did NOT need to know that pally! Geez…

[the-blu-bonker]

if Engel is your big bro then does that mean his brother Scotty is also your brother?

Huh, I guess so!! He’s a cool dude, ‘d be glad to have ‘im as my brother.

[the-blu-bonker]

*she walks in and stops when seeing BLU Scout. She stares at him up and down before sighing*

...another one.

Hello there another BLU Scout. I think I never had a chance to talk to you. Mind if I ask some questions?

- @n-owhere-to-run

[Mod here: Hello!]

Oh! Uh, sure! What kinda questions?

[n-owhere-to-run]

Questions that are valuable for me.

So, which Scout are you? I mean the personality type

Do you already have a partner? Or at least a crush?

What made you work for the BLU Team?

Any complaints? That are sensible ...

[the-blu-bonker]

personality? Uhh, I dunno, I feel like I’m pretty similar to the most, y’know? I do have a boyfriend! He’s the BLU therapist, Roh, he’s cool as hell. Uhh, what made me work for BLU? I dunno…couldn’t make it through college so figured this was the next best thing, y’know? And I don’t really have any complaints!

[n-owhere-to-run]

Roh is- you and-

?

He has interesting taste I must say...

Well then Scout, perhaps you can tell me about your last matches against RED. You noticed something interesting or unusual?

[the-blu-bonker]

Eh, not really. Just me beatin their asses, so, y’know, nothin outta the ordinary. Why do ya ask?

[n-owhere-to-run]

I ask because many of the Soliders thought it was a good idea to release all their raccoons at once. Now I have suspicions that they crawl around trying to disturb the match. If you see one report it to me right away. I can't let Administrator know about this.

Oh and congratulations for you and Roh. I heard from your team you are a little b- I mean, scardy cat and you would never admit your feelings to someone like him, but look how the tables turned. All I ask is that you don't daydream about him on the battlefield. I already got enough complaints from RED so keep that in mind will you?

[the-blu-bonker]

Sure I’ll report em! And hey! I ain’t gonna daydream bout him in battle, I’m a pro! Even though he does got nice eyes, hair, really pretty lips I wanna kiss—

[the-blu-bonker]

*she walks in and stops when seeing BLU Scout. She stares at him up and down before sighing*

...another one.

Hello there another BLU Scout. I think I never had a chance to talk to you. Mind if I ask some questions?

- @n-owhere-to-run

[Mod here: Hello!]

Oh! Uh, sure! What kinda questions?

[n-owhere-to-run]

Questions that are valuable for me.

So, which Scout are you? I mean the personality type

Do you already have a partner? Or at least a crush?

What made you work for the BLU Team?

Any complaints? That are sensible ...

[the-blu-bonker]

personality? Uhh, I dunno, I feel like I’m pretty similar to the most, y’know? I do have a boyfriend! He’s the BLU therapist, Roh, he’s cool as hell. Uhh, what made me work for BLU? I dunno…couldn’t make it through college so figured this was the next best thing, y’know? And I don’t really have any complaints!

[n-owhere-to-run]

Roh is- you and-

?

He has interesting taste I must say...

Well then Scout, perhaps you can tell me about your last matches against RED. You noticed something interesting or unusual?

[the-blu-bonker]

Eh, not really. Just me beatin their asses, so, y’know, nothin outta the ordinary. Why do ya ask?

[the-blu-bonker]

*she walks in and stops when seeing BLU Scout. She stares at him up and down before sighing*

...another one.

Hello there another BLU Scout. I think I never had a chance to talk to you. Mind if I ask some questions?

- @n-owhere-to-run

[Mod here: Hello!]

Oh! Uh, sure! What kinda questions?

[n-owhere-to-run]

Questions that are valuable for me.

So, which Scout are you? I mean the personality type

Do you already have a partner? Or at least a crush?

What made you work for the BLU Team?

Any complaints? That are sensible ...

[the-blu-bonker]

personality? Uhh, I dunno, I feel like I’m pretty similar to the most, y’know? I do have a boyfriend! He’s the BLU therapist, Roh, he’s cool as hell. Uhh, what made me work for BLU? I dunno…couldn’t make it through college so figured this was the next best thing, y’know? And I don’t really have any complaints!

[the-blu-bonker]

*she walks in and stops when seeing BLU Scout. She stares at him up and down before sighing*

...another one.

Hello there another BLU Scout. I think I never had a chance to talk to you. Mind if I ask some questions?

- @n-owhere-to-run

[Mod here: Hello!]

Oh! Uh, sure! What kinda questions?