[heartbeatemoji]

how do yall just… drink soda every day??? how do you do that?? like… that doesnt hurt?

[lesbiancharliedalton]

My blood has been completely replaced by cherry coke don’t even try me

[suspend]

“Find a way. If there’s none, make one.”

—

[medievalthymes]

i said what i said

[fire-breathingturtles]

[rhulksdiscordkitten]

Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your house guests, asserting your dominance in your domain

[oknope]

me: say it— i need to hear those three words

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me, shedding tears: i love you too

[voulair]

me @ the stars: help me

[ruinedchildhood]

[toastbutteregg]

[redwinerozanova]

you know that part in emperor’s new groove when devil kronk is like “that’s nothing. look what I can do” and does a one-handed handstand and then angel kronk is like “he’s got a point”? that’s two brain cells representation babey

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[perennial-lee]

me: say those three words and I’m yours

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[medschoolapplicant-deactivated2]

Today I’m wearing a nice dark shade of exhaustion under my eyes.

[qothqueen]

*organizes life at 3am*

[threateninglesbian]

carrie fisher may not be on this earth anymore but she still has the biggest dick energy of them all and that’s a Fact

[sandandglass]

[fandomsaremyfavoritething]

IAN MCKELLEN IS A TREASURE AND WE MUST PROTECT HIM WITH OUR EVERYTHING

[sonseulsoleil]

I’m glad to know that John Mulaney was an English major because it means when he says “college is just ‘I think Emily Dickinson is a lesbian!’ and they’re like ‘partial credit!’” he says it with authority.