favorite person: *does something slightly upsetting*
me: *splitting* yoU MONSTER YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOUR EXISTENCE DON’T EVER COME NEAR ME AGAIN YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU NEVER CARED ABOUT ME YOU LIAR YOU’RE THE WORSE PERSON THAT HAVE EVER LIVED
me, a few minutes later: i love you with all my heart, you’re perfect













