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local tumblr heated rivalry standup comedian. any pronouns.

[pukicho]

The loudest guy in the fucking world: hey man

[pukicho]

There's more after 'hey man' but you're deaf now

[the-bum-and-only]

“I wish I had more fashionable clothing”

Translation: I wish I had more slutty clothes for the klerb so that I dont look out of place next to ilya

[the-bum-and-only]

shane sometimed mixes up ukranian and russian when he sees the writing and gets rlly embarrassed about it

[the-bum-and-only]

“one day I will try everything on the tims menu and rank them” -ilya probably

[the-bum-and-only]

pros of breaking up: no need to hide my obsession w heated rivalry anymore

[the-bum-and-only]

cons of getting back tgth: im in the hr closet again

[hollanovcat]

happy pride month !!

[rt0no]

[the-bum-and-only]

job opportunity lost, situationship gained??

[the-bum-and-only]

rr so mid at writing I hope she never writes hollanov children

[the-bum-and-only]

jakub dobeš is so luca haas to me

[the-bum-and-only]

hudcon are stronger than me cuz the moment someone looks in my eyes like they did in the stairwell im down on one knee

[the-bum-and-only]

suddenly im researching flowers and catering and local churches and

[the-bum-and-only]

hudcon are stronger than me cuz the moment someone looks in my eyes like they did in the stairwell im down on one knee

[shanehollanderholee]

cunty almost openly queer ilya vs stupid homophobic jocks & their perception of europeans

[the-bum-and-only]

ilyas new go-to song is pinky up by katseye because it ressembles his fucked up idek-what-genre-of-european-edm,, and he listens to it in the shower, while driving to the rink, while working out, etcetc.

Suddenly, one day, he wakes up to find out he’s been removed from the spotify family plan

[the-bum-and-only]

genuine question is hayden american or canadian? He gives off verrrrry american imo

[distant-screaming]

coach put me in. not to make anything better but just change the situation a little bit

[hollanov-ate-my-baby]

I didnt realize my mind was becoming a Hayden Pike Defence Labrynth. But like, I do imagine Hayden and Shane as Mean Girl Besties. They have been reincarnated and in a past life they were sisters. They get little drinky drinks together and ride around with their shades on and talk the absolute most shit imaginable about every one else. They call eacher at the slightest hint of drama. They are gabbing. They are feasting on every morsel of everyone else's business.

Its because of this dynamic that Hayden has such difficulty rearranging Ilya Rosanovs placement in his head, btw. You mean he was Over There with the Rest Of Them and now he's Over Here With Us? What the fuck? What do you mean? What do WE mean?

Be mean with me Shane!!!

Not saying this is right or nice. Just saying im starting to understand this man in a deeply made up but very Real To Me kind of way, ya dig?