eemi

hi my name's emi and I'm just killing some time

[bartmobile]

today the girl ringing me up at the gas station said “ok, have a nice day. i love you” and i said “what” and she repeated “i love you” with better diction

[deep-state-partisan]

[catchymemes]

[doggosource]

[useless-catalanfacts]

[heartsl0b]

fluorescent lights, express laundry

[lori-rocks]

[untrustyou]

[drownerrs]

[lingolden-deactivated20200629]

„Ich verstehe jedes Wort das du sagst, Wichser.“

[foxlanguages]

“entiendo cada palabra que dices, hijo de puta”

[sayitaliano]

“capisco ogni parola che dici, figlio di puttana”

[plasticdaisy]

“Aku fahamlah perkataan yang kau cakap tu, pukimak!”

[howtopolyglot]

“每句你说的话，我都听懂了，王八蛋”

mei3 ju4 ni3 shuo1 de hua4 wo3 dou1 ting1 dong3 le, wang2 ba1 dan4

[languageoclock]

“jeg forstår hvert ord du sier, din drittsekk”

[hotairballoon221]

“Ik versta elk woord dat je zegt, klootzak.”

[surprisingly-ok]

“Je comprends tout ce que tu dis, connard”

[hirxeth]

Jag förstår varenda ord du säger, din snuskhummer.

[sseoulful]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BduNzuvFjE7/

[lab-note]

[kissedbythevoid]

[champagnepapucho-deactivated201]

[sporeblossom]

browsing tinder is such a brutal confrontation with the harsh reality we live in. you’re just swiping through, awful guy, awful guy, awful guy, and you’re thinking like how is this real, how are there so many awful men in this world. surely there can’t be more. but there are always more. 

[zodiacatsea]

Cats are just little dudes

[aquariushawty]

when i figure out how to die without hurting my mom’s feelings it’s over for me, bitches

[crownroyalebag]

Me: capitalism is bad i think im a socialist lets see what thats all about

Every anti capitalism post on here: dont even breath near me if youre a neo trotskyist can we talk about how joe burger uprooted the primemedicalist structure of the early 1800s Soviet union or is that too tankie anarcho maoist

Me, now sobbing: please sir im a dumbass