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[all-that-kstuff]

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[utopians]

I have one foot in the grave but in a kind of fun flirty way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking

[atskira-deactivated20210209]

Are you fucking stupid.

[utopians]

I mean broadly yeah but what prompted you to ask

[atskira-deactivated20210209]

It wasn’t a question. Are you sexualizing depression and/or death?

[utopians]

Hell yeah

[pajamasecrets]

Keanu Reeves as Mercutio in an 80′s production of Romeo & Juliet in Toronto.

[itchycoil]

This image did a number on me

[gaytranswerewolf]

JESUS

[valtsv]

what do you think about

i do not ❤️

[kuntsuragi]

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

[juniorjewel]

bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!

[spideytorchedd]

Take me back to 2018 when Venom had just come out and previously respectable blogs were out there putting Tom Hardy getting fucked by a slime monster on my tl

[kookooroobi]

[brimstone-cowboy]

Un-ironically a big fan of this poster

[hanji-mama-deactivated20230209]

A chicken made this

[text-mode]

CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-09-22 14:32

[seanklingelhoefer]

Veronica blends in

Flower District, Manhattan, NY 2018.

Nikon 35ti | Kodak Ultramax 400

[soapulp-deactivated20200501]

being insane in my room being insane in the kitchen being insane in the living room

[malandi]

mutuals do this

[kouha]

heterosexuals are so boring. like what do they do

[noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination]

considering y’all stay inside all day and do nothing but stay on tumblr and watch shitty animu i think straight people might be doing a little better

[kouha]

your url is a 7 year old meme

[nrodovsky]

Ad hominem. Debate the post, not the poster.

[kouha]

isnt hominem edward elric’s dad

[cheaphalloweencostume]

literally traumatizing to learn that the london bridge is in fucking arizona

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is rocking my world view i feel like i have to call my family

[rercho]

....where did people think 'london bridge is falling down' came from?

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i don’t necessarily conflate “falling down” with “being dismantled brick by brick and shipped to arizona to be rebuilt” but i guess its not my area of expertise

[hautesprings]

me to me: don’t worry baby

[guooey]

[nyctosaurid]

not 2 exaggerate but the good place’s thesis of “if the modern pressures of life were removed, we would inherently seek out opportunities to learn and become better and kinder people” is a more interesting and valuable thing to say about society than anything that’s ever been said about cell phones