[radiation]

Raw as fuck line honestly

[kosmogrl]

[splatterpunkrock]

oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this

[heavy-metal-mad-scientist]

rich people seeing mount everest

[oflline]

Oh my god. Weezer is bad

[kalimaxxing]

[doradotcom]

in the club asking the dj to play laura palmers theme

[n0seferatu]

big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

[n0seferatu]

damn british people cant cum..... this is so sad.......

[n0seferatu]

big chemist will try to sell you £20 paracetamol like beans dont cost like a quid a can and havin a wank costs fock all

[balaclava-trismegistus]

2018: internet should be regulated as a utility like water and electricity

2028: gyro/shawarma should be regulated as a utility like water and electricity

[supplementes]

[kragehund-est]

i cant help but notice that the chocolate chips cookies you brought to the potluck yesterday had bad vibes. so i went through your cabinets while you were sleeping and checked out the chocolate chips you used. i mean they looked innocent on the surface, they were even fair trade certified. but i just couldn't shake that itching sense that sometning was off. i infiltrated the chocolate company's headquarters by posing as IT support. and you know what I found? the guy who designed the labels got a dui in 2007. so it turns out my instincts were right and you're a terrible person.

[parkchanwoohoo]

Every time I'm busy all the theaters are playing those made up artsy movies that insecure people talk about to make fun of "film snobs" that just end up sounding really cool and whenever I'm free it's all shit like a Winnie the Pooh Slasher Movie and a Goonies reboot

[parkchanwoohoo]

When I'm busy: Lithuanian film about a homosexual pigeon who travels to Germany and after learning about his pigeon sexuality, witnesses the fall of the Berlin Wall with his lover, a discarded cigarette who is a drag queen

When I'm free: Ghostbusters 7: Bustin Never Felt Better

[medievaljournalist]

youtube to illuminated manuscript converter is down again

[blairwitchapologist]

“im a girls girl” is the new “im an empath” in terms of it being a phrase you only hear from the absolute worst people you’ve ever met

[ladamania]

Twitter still producing bangers on occasion

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

[kaijuno]

[epilepticsaints]

[the-sofa-king-awesome]

the tags on this post do not disappoint

[shiftythrifting]

Yonic dish found in NY

[overpoweredoriginalposter]