Baby, your pleasure is my priority

I go by L.A./ 24 yo female/ smut blog/ masterlist and guidelines in the pinned post

[the-cake-lair]

Guidelines and Masterlist

Guidelines

Groups/Artists I write for

Amber

Ateez

BTS

EXO

Got7

iKON (including B.I)

MAMAMOO

MonstaX (including Wonho)

NCT (all members except for Chenle and Jisung since I don't feel comfortable with that)

OnlyOneOf

Red Velvet

Seventeen

StrayKids

I write for both male and female readers. I write same sex scenarios. I write for almost every sexuality, though if you're trans, agender, bigender, gender fluid etc. I'll probably need some more details to accurately represent it in my story since I do not know what that is like and I want you to be happy with the result. You can also request member/member scenarios.

Generally "legal" for me means 18 or older since this is the age where people are legal in my home country and I'll stick with that. If you don't agree with this then please just don't read the stuff I post for idols/readers of the age group you deem inappropriate.

Things I will not write

Underage sex

Sex without consent

Jealousy or hate sex

Possessiveness

Furries (meaning the costumes. Hybrids are not included in this category)

Food fetish

Bodily fluids that aren't cum

Alcohol, drugs, anything that could make the content dubious

Mental illnesses

Things I won't tolerate are homophobia, sexism and racism. It's a bit no-no for me and I want everybody to feel comfortable here.

Things I might write for depending on the context

Blood play

Foot fetish

You can request basically anything (imagines, scenarios, one shots, mtl, etc) but please remember that my schedule changes too and it might take longer to finish your request. Usually it should not take longer than a week, I won't be able to give you an exact date when you send me the request. If it takes longer than a week check in with me again because it's totally possible that I've forgotten but please, be polite about it.

You can become an anon, just tell me before if you'd like to and what I'm supposed to call you.

Names taken so far

🐧 (penguin anon)

Masterlist

Stray Kids

Chan

I hate to leave you

Bad Girlfriend

Voices

Breathing

Hyunjin

Abuse me, abuse you

Baby Boy

Laced up

Play with Fire

White pillow

Changbin

Take it slow (threesome with Felix)

Felix

Take it slow (threesome with Changbin)

NCT

Taeyong

All mine (taeten)

Ten

Friendship+ (gender neutral)

All mine (taeten)

Mark

Birthday Girl

A hard day‘s night

Bruised (sub!Mark Lee 1/3)

Broken (sub!Mark Lee 2/3)

Wrecked (sub!Mark Lee 3/3)

Long winter nights (with Haechan)

Donghyuck

Long winter nights (with Mark)

BTS

Taehyung

The waves whisper

Got7

Mark

Naive little girl (threesome with Jaebum)

Watch and learn (threesome with Yugyeom)

Jaebum

Naive little girl (threesome with Mark)

Pretty in pink

Jinyoung

Paint me in beauty

Yugyeom

Watch and learn (threesome with Mark)

Seventeen

Jihoon

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Ateez

Hongjoong

08:56 (Seongjoong/reader)

Seonghwa

08:56 (Seongjoong/reader)

[the-cake-lair]

Fic rec for this wonderful, tiny fandom here (and yes I am part of the author team. Sue me, I'm self-advertising)

Danny and Wyn go raiding and find a lot of interesting things, among those quite a few dresses. Danny has the glorious idea to bring them back for the other monster/human couples.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/68408216/chapters/177049186

[masculinesapphics]

reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a kiss on the forehead and a hug to let them know they did a good job today

[callingrockybeach]

Apologies to my friend who has her dash ruined by my tatort reblogges even though she:

1. Does not watch Tatort

2. Will never watch Tatort

3. Doesn't really like crime shows all that much in general

You are a trooper dear and I love you. I'm also sorry.

[the-cake-lair]

I feel like it's payback for the years of shameless kpop exposure you had to suffer so it's fair, I guess xD

[the-cake-lair]

Tag game: Answer these questions, then tag 9 people you want to get to know better.

Well, here we go I guess. Time to get to know. You gotta thank @callingrockybeach for this. (And yes this is @romeodoestthouhaveaproblem. That's my private account but I'm "more active" here lmao).

3 ships: Jesus... alright let's see. Achilles/Patroclus, Park Seonghwa/Kim Hongjoong and definitely Wolfstar. Basic but never wrong

First ship: Oh God I wish I remembered. I think it was Leon/Vanessa from DWK. Only my German babes will know

Last movie: House Bunny. I'm in a throwback mood

Last song: When I Grow Up - the Pussycat Dolls

Currently reading: Tales from Shakespeare - Charles and Mary Lamb. No explanation needed there, just staying true to my username

Currently watching: Twilight. At this very moment. But also Gokudols. Don't ask me why but its exactly the kind of Anime content I eat up.

Currently consuming: Doritos

Currently craving: ... Doritos

@ssin-ent @hansols-yoda-boxers @tolkien-fantasy @princesskittendonut and whoever else? Lmao I really lack mutuals 🥲

[ssin-ent]

I love the thought of Seungmin being so weak for being choked, like brain goes empty as soon as a hand wraps around his neck no matter where he is

I need to write seungmin being choked for the first time

[the-cake-lair]

See, I was just casually scrolling through Pinterest when I found this:

And now I keep thinking about the whole scenario but the other way around. Imagine Seungmin choking someone for the first time. Imagine guiding his hand towards your throat, feel his fingers wrapped around it, see how hard he's breathing while you press his hand down more so he's actually properly choking you.

[ssin-ent]

Seungmin being choked for the first time<3

this is really soft, cause i love soft bby seungmin!!

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You'd be making out, sitted on Seungmin's lap, leaving kisses anywhere your lips could reach.

"You look so pretty all marked up" you murmur against his skin as he looks for his lips. You grab him by the neck, stilling him to kiss him properly only to notice the way his breath itch .

you look at him looking for any sign of discomfort only to feel him struggle to swallow

" You like that?" you whisper as if you'd scare him off. Seungmin doesn't answer, his eyes avoiding yours so you squeeze his neck briefly to get a reaction and he bites his lips, his hips bucking up into you.

He's too shy to admit how much he loves it, his brain short circuiting. Of course, he has seen it before, tried to do it with his own hand but he has always been too scared to bring it up to you. But, god nothing compares to the feeling of your fingers tightening around his neck as you press a kiss to his jawline, exerting and realizing pressure on the side to hear the way he let's out a shaky exhale. Now too caught up in his daze to answer.

You withdraw your hand only for him to whine. Seungming throws his head back, his mouth ajar as you run your hand along his chest, "you're so hot "you say agaisnt his lips. You coo when you notice the flush on his face, a bit of drool slipping from his mouth, his cock twitch against you

" Feels good" he says dumbfounded with the new pleasure, his hand holding your wrist to hold you there, you can't help and bite his lips squeezing some more as he moans ,almost brain dead, letting the feeling around his neck ground him as he feels every thought leave him.

[the-cake-lair]

This. This is everything

[ssin-ent]

also consider. SEUNGMIN DISCOVERING HARDER KINKS XNAKKSKSJDJ

[the-cake-lair]

I smell a series in the making

[ssin-ent]

Seungmin being choked for the first time<3

this is really soft, cause i love soft bby seungmin!!

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You'd be making out, sitted on Seungmin's lap, leaving kisses anywhere your lips could reach.

"You look so pretty all marked up" you murmur against his skin as he looks for his lips. You grab him by the neck, stilling him to kiss him properly only to notice the way his breath itch .

you look at him looking for any sign of discomfort only to feel him struggle to swallow

" You like that?" you whisper as if you'd scare him off. Seungmin doesn't answer, his eyes avoiding yours so you squeeze his neck briefly to get a reaction and he bites his lips, his hips bucking up into you.

He's too shy to admit how much he loves it, his brain short circuiting. Of course, he has seen it before, tried to do it with his own hand but he has always been too scared to bring it up to you. But, god nothing compares to the feeling of your fingers tightening around his neck as you press a kiss to his jawline, exerting and realizing pressure on the side to hear the way he let's out a shaky exhale. Now too caught up in his daze to answer.

You withdraw your hand only for him to whine. Seungming throws his head back, his mouth ajar as you run your hand along his chest, "you're so hot "you say agaisnt his lips. You coo when you notice the flush on his face, a bit of drool slipping from his mouth, his cock twitch against you

" Feels good" he says dumbfounded with the new pleasure, his hand holding your wrist to hold you there, you can't help and bite his lips squeezing some more as he moans ,almost brain dead, letting the feeling around his neck ground him as he feels every thought leave him.

[the-cake-lair]

This. This is everything

[ssin-ent]

I love the thought of Seungmin being so weak for being choked, like brain goes empty as soon as a hand wraps around his neck no matter where he is

I need to write seungmin being choked for the first time

[the-cake-lair]

Yes. Yes you do. For my sanity

[ssin-ent]

I better start writing cause it's starting to affect mine

T-the gasp and the eye roll when he feels the pressure arohnd his neck I better stop her😵‍💫

[the-cake-lair]

Stop I'm babysitting I have to be pure 😅😅😅

[ssin-ent]

I love the thought of Seungmin being so weak for being choked, like brain goes empty as soon as a hand wraps around his neck no matter where he is

I need to write seungmin being choked for the first time

[the-cake-lair]

Yes. Yes you do. For my sanity

[the-cake-lair]

It's so nice to see Hyunjin supporting my blog 🥲😂

[panicfast]

literally addicted to pics like this.

[madnesswithasideofsanity]

from the notes

[itspandaacid]

[penelopwgarcia]

[the-cake-lair]

Skz September line the type of boys to come from grinding against their mattress while having a wet dream and not wake up change my mind

[the-cake-lair]

Play with Fire

@ssin-ent

Insane, inside the danger gets me high

Can't help myself got secrets I can't tell

The heat of the light was making him sweat, the heavy bass of the music travelled through the ground, the stage vibrated with it, the countless eyes on him made goosebumps spread all over his skin. It felt so good, how they were all looking at him, he was getting high of it. Nothing could ever give him pleasure like this. His teeth dug into his lower lip, hand travelling g down his body as he danced. They brushed over his thigh, his knuckles knocking against the outline of his erection.

I love the smell of gasoline

I light the match to taste the heat

There was no way their fans hadn't noticed, no way the phones being held up hadn't caught his obvious arousal right there, right in front of the audience, right in front of his members. The thought alone made his deck twitch excitedly against the fabric of his skin tight jeans. He could already imagine the lecture Chan would give him later. And the pleasure he'd feel, scrolling through the twitter posts with countless pictures and videos of him, dancing on stage, obviously hard. The whole world would be able to see it.

I've always liked to play with fire

Play with fire

I've always liked to play with fire

It wasn't like he didn't know how wrong it was. And yet, if there was just one way he could come on a stage, just once, he'd use the opportunity in a heartbeat. But he couldn't so he had to just be content with imagining it and getting off to the posts about him later.

I ride (I ride) the edge (the edge)

My speed goes in the red

Hot blood (hot blood), these veins (these veins)

My pleasure is their pain

Sometimes, when he had to be sexy while performing, he also thought about the members. Sometimes it was Felix, who let him grind against his thigh while they were dancing until he came in his pants in his imagination. Sometimes it was Chan, with one hand around his neck and the other down his pants, telling him to be pretty for Stay. Sometimes he was on his knees for their Maknae, Jeongin's strong hands pulling his hair whenever he choked. Most of the time it was Seungmin. He imagined Seungmin touching him and touching Seungmin in return. Imagined the younger pulling away the microphone on his headset to whisper desperate begs into his ear.

I love to watch the castles burn

These golden ashes turn to dirt

It probably wasn't what management had had in mind when they told him to be sexier on stage but they didn't have to know, nobody had to know. Even though he was pretty sure some of the members knew. The song ended and Hyunjin could see it in Minho's smile and Jisung's eyes. They'd tease him about this endlessly later. He didn't mind. Somehow, it only made everything better. He gave a little bow to the audience, as if nothing had ever happened. As he turned around he brushed a hand over the bulge in his pants and sighed.

I've always liked to play with fire

[ssin-ent]

THIS IS SO FUCKING GOOOD IM GONNA COMBUST THIS IS HOT AS HELLWOWIWIWI YOURE THE FUCKING BEST

HYUNJIN WITH AN EXIBITIONISM KINK

AND THE USE OF THE SONG( mIND YOU I WAS LISTENING TO IT AS I RECEIVED THE NOTIFICATION????? thank you thot playlist on youtube)

[the-cake-lair]

Awww thank you uwu

I know right??? Hyunjin with an exhibitionism kink is such a ✨ concept ✨

Your playlist is honestly the best

[ssin-ent]

i saw an ask about lino boner 👀 i’m here to deliver

YOURE OUR LORD AND SAVIOR THANK YOUUU omggg!!!

[the-cake-lair]

Well guess what we're writing today

[ssin-ent]

Okay but! Hyunjin is obviously packing too I mean have you seen his latest Instagram post? - 🍰



OMG YES KCVOCI hes so vflj"lrfflrh im not over them h also may I i add this

so yes. I totally agree

[the-cake-lair]

Oof! This link is worth pure gold 👀😛

[the-cake-lair]

The Instagram post, btw 😉

[ssin-ent]

This, and the white/ beige outfit.

A THREAT

[the-cake-lair]

Very inspiring indeed 😏

[the-cake-lair]

Play with Fire

@ssin-ent

Insane, inside the danger gets me high

Can't help myself got secrets I can't tell

The heat of the light was making him sweat, the heavy bass of the music travelled through the ground, the stage vibrated with it, the countless eyes on him made goosebumps spread all over his skin. It felt so good, how they were all looking at him, he was getting high of it. Nothing could ever give him pleasure like this. His teeth dug into his lower lip, hand travelling down his body as he danced. They brushed over his thigh, his knuckles knocking against the outline of his erection.

I love the smell of gasoline

I light the match to taste the heat

There was no way their fans hadn't noticed, no way the phones being held up hadn't caught his obvious arousal right there, right in front of the audience, right in front of his members. The thought alone made his dick twitch excitedly against the fabric of his skin tight jeans. He could already imagine the lecture Chan would give him later. And the pleasure he'd feel, scrolling through the twitter posts with countless pictures and videos of him, dancing on stage, obviously hard. The whole world would be able to see it.

I've always liked to play with fire

Play with fire

I've always liked to play with fire

It wasn't like he didn't know how wrong it was. And yet, if there was just one way he could come on a stage, just once, he'd use the opportunity in a heartbeat. But he couldn't so he had to just be content with imagining it and getting off to the posts about him later.

I ride (I ride) the edge (the edge)

My speed goes in the red

Hot blood (hot blood), these veins (these veins)

My pleasure is their pain

Sometimes, when he had to be sexy while performing, he also thought about the members. Sometimes it was Felix, who let him grind against his thigh while they were dancing until he came in his pants in his imagination. Sometimes it was Chan, with one hand around his neck and the other down his pants, telling him to be pretty for Stay. Sometimes he was on his knees for their Maknae, Jeongin's strong hands pulling his hair whenever he choked. Most of the time it was Seungmin. He imagined Seungmin touching him and touching Seungmin in return. Imagined the younger pulling away the microphone on his headset to whisper desperate begs into his ear.

I love to watch the castles burn

These golden ashes turn to dirt

It probably wasn't what management had had in mind when they told him to be sexier on stage but they didn't have to know, nobody had to know. Even though he was pretty sure some of the members knew. The song ended and Hyunjin could see it in Minho's smile and Jisung's eyes. They'd tease him about this endlessly later. He didn't mind. Somehow, it only made everything better. He gave a little bow to the audience, as if nothing had ever happened. As he turned around he brushed a hand over the bulge in his pants and sighed.

I've always liked to play with fire