Shh! Dont tell Zavala im here...

Someones got to keep an eye on you dirty misfits

[the-cayde6]

Ground Rules

Yeah I know, "oh Cayde aren't rules made to be broken? Aren't they just suggestions?" No need to throw my own words back at me but someone's got to make sure this place doesn't fall into anarchy... not without me anyway.

So, house rules, nice and easy. 1.) no hate speech. That's a ban and i'm telling Eva to put so much salt in your dawning cookies this year. Lets keep this a safe space for all guardians

2.) I know I'm one handsome devil but lets try and keep it to a PG16 here

3.) ...Dont tell Zavala I'm on here while I'm supposed to be working

Thats it, im here for any burning questions you might have as long as that doesnt include "can you do your paper work?" "can you stop ordering bulk ramen on the vanguards dime" and "Stop ordering pizzas under my name"

[the-cayde6]

Alright

Who's got it?

Who's got my sparrow?

Don't make me use the tower PA system again

[reef-guardian42]

Ayla and Amanda in the hanger using it to swap parts: 👀🧍🏼🧍🏼👀

[the-cayde6]

THEY'RE WHAT?!

I GOTTA GO!

I'M COMING BABY! I WONT LET THEM TAKE YOU APART!

[the-cayde6]

"Soooooo I may know where your Sparrow is, but you cant be mad-"

@brayscharitycase

That's never a good sign...

Go on...

[the-cayde6]

Alright

Who's got it?

Who's got my sparrow?

Don't make me use the tower PA system again

[the-cayde6]

So...what did i miss?

[dredgenbaelapologist]

I killed a bunch of you on Mars, lol !

[the-cayde6]

Oh! You're the mommy issues guy!

[dredgenbaelapologist]

WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SAYING THAT ! I am more than my dead mother. Stupid light bearers.

[the-cayde6]

Uh huh

Keep telling yourself that kid

[dredgenbaelapologist]

You’re like Drifter. I don’t like you.

[the-cayde6]

From what I've seen, you don't like a lot of people, do ya' bud?

You know there's this great spa on the edge of the city. Great exo massages. Real relaxing. You should take a trip, get those weird...metal bits you've got worked on.

[dredgenbaelapologist]

I am perfectly relaxed. I do not need the assistance from those blind to their oppression. Thank you very much.

[the-cayde6]

Uh huh

Yeah

Okay

And I'm the queen of the reef

[dredgenbaelapologist]

Watch it before I turn you into a weapon of sorrow.

[the-cayde6]

I think I make zavala miserable enough without being a weapon of sorrow

And

Turning your enemies into weapons?

How guardian of you

[dredgenbaelapologist]

I use the contraption. Not guardian like.

[the-cayde6]

Guardians use all sorts of methods to do weird stuff.

Like putting people in guns

[dredgenbaelapologist]

Do they use my evil contraption though? No, they do not. Only I utilise the evil contraption located within the depths of the moon.

[the-cayde6]

I...

I can't take you seriously when you call it your "evil contraption"

[dredgenbaelapologist]

What else do I call it? My guardian juicer? Sorrow squeezer? Person pulpinator?

[the-cayde6]

Alright Doctor Doofenshmirtz, take it easy.

[the-cayde6]

So...what did i miss?

[dredgenbaelapologist]

I killed a bunch of you on Mars, lol !

[the-cayde6]

Oh! You're the mommy issues guy!

[dredgenbaelapologist]

WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SAYING THAT ! I am more than my dead mother. Stupid light bearers.

[the-cayde6]

Uh huh

Keep telling yourself that kid

[dredgenbaelapologist]

You’re like Drifter. I don’t like you.

[the-cayde6]

From what I've seen, you don't like a lot of people, do ya' bud?

You know there's this great spa on the edge of the city. Great exo massages. Real relaxing. You should take a trip, get those weird...metal bits you've got worked on.

[dredgenbaelapologist]

I am perfectly relaxed. I do not need the assistance from those blind to their oppression. Thank you very much.

[the-cayde6]

Uh huh

Yeah

Okay

And I'm the queen of the reef

[dredgenbaelapologist]

Watch it before I turn you into a weapon of sorrow.

[the-cayde6]

I think I make zavala miserable enough without being a weapon of sorrow

And

Turning your enemies into weapons?

How guardian of you

[dredgenbaelapologist]

I use the contraption. Not guardian like.

[the-cayde6]

Guardians use all sorts of methods to do weird stuff.

Like putting people in guns

[dredgenbaelapologist]

Do they use my evil contraption though? No, they do not. Only I utilise the evil contraption located within the depths of the moon.

[the-cayde6]

I...

I can't take you seriously when you call it your "evil contraption"

[the-cayde6]

So...what did i miss?

[dredgenbaelapologist]

I killed a bunch of you on Mars, lol !

[the-cayde6]

Oh! You're the mommy issues guy!

[dredgenbaelapologist]

WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SAYING THAT ! I am more than my dead mother. Stupid light bearers.

[the-cayde6]

Uh huh

Keep telling yourself that kid

[dredgenbaelapologist]

You’re like Drifter. I don’t like you.

[the-cayde6]

From what I've seen, you don't like a lot of people, do ya' bud?

You know there's this great spa on the edge of the city. Great exo massages. Real relaxing. You should take a trip, get those weird...metal bits you've got worked on.

[dredgenbaelapologist]

I am perfectly relaxed. I do not need the assistance from those blind to their oppression. Thank you very much.

[the-cayde6]

Uh huh

Yeah

Okay

And I'm the queen of the reef

[dredgenbaelapologist]

Watch it before I turn you into a weapon of sorrow.

[the-cayde6]

I think I make zavala miserable enough without being a weapon of sorrow

And

Turning your enemies into weapons?

How guardian of you

[dredgenbaelapologist]

I use the contraption. Not guardian like.

[the-cayde6]

Guardians use all sorts of methods to do weird stuff.

Like putting people in guns

[the-cayde6]

Ha!

Me again

Second question

Where's all my stuff?

[the-cayde6]

So...what did i miss?

[dredgenbaelapologist]

I killed a bunch of you on Mars, lol !

[the-cayde6]

Oh! You're the mommy issues guy!

[dredgenbaelapologist]

WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SAYING THAT ! I am more than my dead mother. Stupid light bearers.

[the-cayde6]

Uh huh

Keep telling yourself that kid

[dredgenbaelapologist]

You’re like Drifter. I don’t like you.

[the-cayde6]

From what I've seen, you don't like a lot of people, do ya' bud?

You know there's this great spa on the edge of the city. Great exo massages. Real relaxing. You should take a trip, get those weird...metal bits you've got worked on.

[dredgenbaelapologist]

I am perfectly relaxed. I do not need the assistance from those blind to their oppression. Thank you very much.

[the-cayde6]

Uh huh

Yeah

Okay

And I'm the queen of the reef

[dredgenbaelapologist]

Watch it before I turn you into a weapon of sorrow.

[the-cayde6]

I think I make zavala miserable enough without being a weapon of sorrow

And

Turning your enemies into weapons?

How guardian of you

[the-cayde6]

So...what did i miss?

[dredgenbaelapologist]

I killed a bunch of you on Mars, lol !

[the-cayde6]

Oh! You're the mommy issues guy!

[dredgenbaelapologist]

WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SAYING THAT ! I am more than my dead mother. Stupid light bearers.

[the-cayde6]

Uh huh

Keep telling yourself that kid

[dredgenbaelapologist]

You’re like Drifter. I don’t like you.

[the-cayde6]

From what I've seen, you don't like a lot of people, do ya' bud?

You know there's this great spa on the edge of the city. Great exo massages. Real relaxing. You should take a trip, get those weird...metal bits you've got worked on.

[dredgenbaelapologist]

I am perfectly relaxed. I do not need the assistance from those blind to their oppression. Thank you very much.

[the-cayde6]

Uh huh

Yeah

Okay

And I'm the queen of the reef

[the-cayde6]

So...what did i miss?

[dredgenbaelapologist]

I killed a bunch of you on Mars, lol !

[the-cayde6]

Oh! You're the mommy issues guy!

[dredgenbaelapologist]

WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SAYING THAT ! I am more than my dead mother. Stupid light bearers.

[the-cayde6]

Uh huh

Keep telling yourself that kid

[dredgenbaelapologist]

You’re like Drifter. I don’t like you.

[the-cayde6]

From what I've seen, you don't like a lot of people, do ya' bud?

You know there's this great spa on the edge of the city. Great exo massages. Real relaxing. You should take a trip, get those weird...metal bits you've got worked on.

[the-cayde6]

So...what did i miss?

[dredgenbaelapologist]

I killed a bunch of you on Mars, lol !

[the-cayde6]

Oh! You're the mommy issues guy!

[dredgenbaelapologist]

WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SAYING THAT ! I am more than my dead mother. Stupid light bearers.

[the-cayde6]

Uh huh

Keep telling yourself that kid

[the-cayde6]

So...what did i miss?

[dredgenbaelapologist]

I killed a bunch of you on Mars, lol !

[the-cayde6]

Oh! You're the mommy issues guy!

[dredgenbaelapologist]

WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SAYING THAT ! I am more than my dead mother. Stupid light bearers.

[the-cayde6]

Uh huh

Keep telling yourself that kid

[the-cayde6]

So...what did i miss?

[dredgenbaelapologist]

I killed a bunch of you on Mars, lol !

[the-cayde6]

Oh! You're the mommy issues guy!

[the-cayde6]

So...what did i miss?

[lilyrose-terraharuka]

🪷 Uh... Good question. A lot happened. We got those red thingies that come across planets now, except for the Traveler. I don't know what they are, but they're making baddies more powerful and scarier.

And don't worry, I won't tell Pa-i mean uh... Zavala that you're here. (Though I'm tempted to tell Ikora, but I don't want to bother her so... Yee.)

[the-cayde6]

There's what now?!

I don't know what's scarier

Whatever that is or ikora finding me when I should be working right now

[the-cayde6]

lightsabers. also drifter's a dilf now

Ha Ha very funny

Do I look like I have gullible written on my-

☀️ They're not lying

Well...

Isn't the egg on my face now

[the-cayde6]

He stole my idea and he knows it

[the-cayde6]

Ground Rules

Yeah I know, "oh Cayde aren't rules made to be broken? Aren't they just suggestions?" No need to throw my own words back at me but someone's got to make sure this place doesn't fall into anarchy... not without me anyway.

So, house rules, nice and easy. 1.) no hate speech. That's a ban and i'm telling Eva to put so much salt in your dawning cookies this year. Lets keep this a safe space for all guardians

2.) I know I'm one handsome devil but lets try and keep it to a PG16 here

3.) ...Dont tell Zavala I'm on here while I'm supposed to be working

Thats it, im here for any burning questions you might have as long as that doesnt include "can you do your paper work?" "can you stop ordering bulk ramen on the vanguards dime" and "Stop ordering pizzas under my name"

[dredgenbaelapologist]

What are you doing here….

[the-cayde6]

Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy