Reb's World

Just a Scottish human and aspiring ghost passing the time ✌☔🌩🔮💕

[riotgrrrlgerardway]

computer. die young by kesha. loud enough to kill

[socialistexan]

Babe wake up, new all time great image just dropped

[cosimads]

IRON LUNG dir. Mark Fischbach

[bou-o]

[cosimads]

IRON LUNG Markiplier as Simon the Convict

[retroactivebakeries]

if you’re going to have viziers you need to have two viziers and they need to be the following viziers:

the vizier who is cold and calculating and utterly heartless whose only concern is how best to achieve your goals and uphold your ethical principles; and

the vizier who recognizes that 100% absolute understanding of objective truth is not the optimal percentage and will lie to you, convincingly, as needed to maintain optimal conditions

having a third vizier is always inadvisable, but if you are to have one, it should be the vizier who ensures that you are aware that all things are transient and suffering is inescapable.

if you have a fourth vizier, fire them. if you persist in your folly, make this one like a sexy maid vizier, because I want this post to do numbers.

five is right out

[avoid-avoidance]

And of course, there's another reason that "2" is the idea number of viziers to have -- 2 is the number that makes it easiest to compare one vizier's advice viz-à-viz the other's.

[bou-o]

[depsidase]

[aestheticsicrushon]

Silco "Arcane" Concept Art by Riot, Fortiche Productions

[ratantics]

I needed to see this today.

[anarchistmemedistro]

[aquilacalvitium]

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

[aquilacalvitium]

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

[youli147]

Kitty and puppy❤️

[neofriend-deactivated20160823]

having a candlelit vigil for the old tumblr…

1 Reblog = 1 Prayer

[trailofqueers-blog]

is that a fucking burger king crown

[neofriend-deactivated20160823]

please dont cuss this is a church service

[berlynn-wohl]

Me in 2006: I’m still bitter about that

Me in 2016: I’m still salty about that

Me in 2026, probably: I’m still umami about that

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[kuromi-hoemie]

hey um. so sorry to tell you this, but op of that post plays toys kinda weird. yeah you should just block them, that's not how normal people play with toys

[kuromi-hoemie]

this is what shipping discourse sounds like to me

[darthlenaplant]

[thewitchway]

Dont go to THAT pretend tea party - that girl serves weird air.