I hate my wife.

I'm 18 years old, I weigh 110 pounds, I'm not very healthy but I look to be, my hair's a mess but it's really managed, and I drink less water than your average cactus.

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How to make fun

Brett: Come over

Jillian: K

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I don't like "Those people"

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Cute Corgi

Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet.

Wow

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Ready up

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Kid Spins Celestially

Kid rides gokart into the abyss and back

THIS KID SAW CARS 3 DIRECTORS CUT

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After TWO YEARS of searching, I finally found this genius work.

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Avril Lavigne

I’m gonna listen to her

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In case any of ya’ll zoinksters wondered what the hell Gibby is doing these days.

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À Bout de Souffle (1960) dir. Jean-Luc Godard

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Check out the DUTCH ANGLES on GoDard, must’ve directed THOR (2011)

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It’s not over until the lightning strikes.

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when you nut but don’t have a cup to put it in

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Trois couleurs: Bleu (1993) dir. by Krzystof Kieslowski: “Hypnotic meditation on liberty and loss. Even in such a visually sumptuous work, Kieslowski is brave enough to tell us – through blackouts, blurred focus and commanding stillness – not to look, but simply to listen.”

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I watched this SHIT years ago and don’t remEMBER THIS SCENE. DAE #criteterionlies

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Taipei Story (Edward Yang, 1985)

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Chungking Express (1994) dir. Wong Kar-wai

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This is the movie

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Watch out, he COMin

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WEEN

My wiener curves to the left.

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Brett: I'm sorry about the shit posting.

Brett: No you're not.