cheryl blossom

 Captain of the River Vixens. Sixteen years old. Natural redhead. The one and Only. 

[the-cherylbombshell-blog]

Oh, Isn’t America sick? All we watch lately on the news and on the newspapers are more and more murderers and serial killers.

[the-cherylbombshell-blog]

Wow, Emma. Do you really think I’m that empty that that’s all I care about? Of course, if the chance presented itself upon me, I wouldn’t turn it down. But that’s beyond the point. 

[the-cherylbombshell-blog]

What do you think, Brooke? I’m actually curious about your opinion. 

[the-cherylbombshell-blog]

As long as it’s not another murder...But, I doubt I’ll catch people attention unless things get bloody around here. 

[the-cherylbombshell-blog]

The first thing I see when I turn on the tv is Riverdale on national’s news. A year ago if you would told me our little dead town was going to be back in any map I would’ve laughed, but apparently, there’s nothing that attracts more the masses than a couple murders. 

[ofdaeseong]

    I got to visit my mom for the first time in a while which was great. It just makes me want to pack up and move to Chicago with her though. I miss her.. A lot.

[the-cherylbombshell-blog]

I’m sorry you aren’t able to see her more often, Archs. I know how much she means for you. Let me invite you to Pop’s to cheer you up. Milkshake’s on me.

[the-cherylbombshell-blog]

I have to say, you look rather calm about the fact that a serial killer texted you.

[lodge-ronnie-blog]

Just when you think you’re in the clear, creepy texter sends you another to remind you who owns you. Lucky us.

[the-cherylbombshell-blog]

Perhaps you did something to upset whoever the killer is. Frankly, it wouldn’t surprise me. Your full existence, and anything you say is a valid reason to get annoyed. 

[the-cherylbombshell-blog]

Atleast people know me. You are a stranger, and that’s why you aren’t the Vixen’s captain, that and your complete lack of talent.

[the-cherylbombshell-blog]

text ✉ blitzgerald

Jake: That's good news for me.

Cheryl: You don't have nothing to envy him, rest assured

Cheryl: In any sense, I mean

[the-cherylbombshell-blog]

Am I, now? And what do you tell me about all that, dark, mysterious aura you try copying from Kieran? That’s isn’t for the aesthetic?  And let me add, that while it looks hot on him, with you it’s a total failure.

[the-cherylbombshell-blog]

texts )) jug + cheryl

JUGHEAD: you went on a mass texting spree, telling us you would stop at nothing to make sure your brother gets the justice he deserves

JUGHEAD: you sent like twenty texts to EVERYONE in rhs

JUGHEAD: shouldn't the question be how you managed to get everyone's number yourself?

Cheryl: If you must know, I got them last year, while organizing a party at my house

Cheryl: It doesn't surprise me the fact that you don't know, anyways.

Cheryl: I'm sure you don't even know what 'party' means

[the-cherylbombshell-blog]

text ✉ blitzgerald

Jake: Should I feel threatened?

Cheryl: Not really

Cheryl: My charms didn't seem to work on him

[the-cherylbombshell-blog]

texts )) jug + cheryl

JUGHEAD: then stop replying

JUGHEAD: simple as that, unless you have something better to tell me

Cheryl: I would like to know how you got my number first

Cheryl: If you could get it, what stops the other Riverdale's freaks to send me a text?

[the-cherylbombshell-blog]

texts )) jug + cheryl

JUGHEAD: i have my ways, jessica rabbit

JUGHEAD: well here's a surprise, it's pretty much the only thing keeping me going

JUGHEAD: wait WHY AM I EVEN TELLING YOU THIS

Cheryl: People who use caplocks in chat give me headache

Cheryl: Specially when there's no good reason to do so

[dontcallme-forsythe-blog]

“So, in the interest of free press, mind bringing me up to speed on what’s been happening here in Riverdale?”

[the-cherylbombshell-blog]

And here, ladies and gentlemen, are the consequences of living like a hermit hooked to your computer hidding at Pop’s. I would ask if you’ve been living under a rock, but I’m almost sure the answer to that question is yes. 

[the-cherylbombshell-blog]

Again with the proyections, Brooke? I don’t know why you would think that about me. Ask around a bit, you’ll see how everyone knows I’m a force to be reckoned with.