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♛Jake Fitzgerald♛ Sixteen | Full-Time Lady Magnet ✗♦✗♦✗♦✗♦✗♦✗♦✗♦✗♦✗♦✗♦✗♦ What up, I'm Jake. Obviously. Everything you need to know about me is already public knowledge. I play basketball, I'm handsome, I always have the best pranks, I throw sweet parties, did I mention I'm handsome? Anyway, that's all I've got. Later, dudes. Tracking: rsjake

[eljakefitz]

riverdaleduval:

Trust me, that’s a good thing.

Are you saying you didn’t like the old me?

[eljakefitz]

lodge-ronnie:

Because you’re a big boy.

So? You talk to her more than I do.

[eljakefitz]

k-wilcox:

Well if some of us are going to act like them… Good.

You’re talking about yourself, right?

[eljakefitz]

k-wilcox:

Treat as you wish to be treated, dude. Now then, is that all you had?

What is this, kindergarten? Guess so.

[eljakefitz]

riverdaleduval:

The reeducation of Jake was a group effort, so I’d feel guilty taking all the credit anyway.

You guys did a pretty kickass job. I almost don’t recognize myself.

[eljakefitz]

riverdalebrooke:

Rude. It only satisfies me that your list would be much, much longer.

Just being honest.

[eljakefitz]

text ✉ blitzgerald

Cheryl: You don't have nothing to envy him, rest assured

Cheryl: In any sense, I mean

Jake: Good to know. I'm not really an envy kinda dude though.

[eljakefitz]

lodge-ronnie:

Tell her yourself, Jake.

Why would I do that when you could just do it for me?

[eljakefitz]

riverdaleduval:

I’d like to think so, but I’ll try not to take too much of the credit.

That’s a good strategy. You’ve gotta share it with the masses, Emma.

[eljakefitz]

riverdalebrooke:

Yeah? Name one instance that my decision was less than ideal.

Actually never mind, don’t do that. I can fill in the blanks for myself. 

You just saved yourself. I was about to go H.A.M. on a list.

[eljakefitz]

text ✉ blitzgerald

Cheryl: Not really

Cheryl: My charms didn't seem to work on him

Jake: That's good news for me.

[eljakefitz]

lodge-ronnie:

Got it.

Feel free to pass on that message. I know how you girls like to talk.

[eljakefitz]

k-wilcox:

You have fun with that, Justin.

Not cool, dude.

[eljakefitz]

lodge-ronnie:

I’m just assuming that means you’re over Brooke, which deserves a surprised ‘oh’.

You assume right.

[eljakefitz]

riverdalebrooke:

I always do, Jake.

Always? Debatable.

[eljakefitz]

text ✉ blitzgerald

Cheryl: You don't feel threatened by the fact I went to Pop's with him?

Jake: Should I feel threatened?

[eljakefitz]

riverdaleduval:

You’re welcome.  Oh, wait, you don’t mean me.

I’m sure you had a hand in there somewhere.