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i don't do bad sauce passes
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occasionally subtle
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
One Nice Bug Per Day
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Jules of Nature
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trying on a metaphor
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Kaledo Art

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@the-cold-something
waow
after you drink 5 5 hour energys you enter the dark hour
the ssoundtrack for hollow kngith and silskong make mo go bzzt
the communists have the music is a fun track
ROUND 1: Which of these pokémon would make a better pet?
Emolga
Bewear
(consider size, feeding, housing, temperament, abilities, typing, etc.)
Electric type pokemon would NEVER make a good pet, because they have the power of fucking LIGHTNING ON THEIR SIDE. If you take that Emolga to the vet and it gets a little too stressed you'll have to deal with a MANSLAUGHTER case. Bewear is large and would be more cumbersome to take care of but at least you aren't carrying around a LIVE WIRE wherever you go.
Also Emolga is based off of a flying squirrel and those guys are notorious for dying in captivity.
Vote Bewear, sure they're based off of a bear but they have big dog energy
Beware would FUCKING MURDER YOU
Bees.
also 365 days???? Joy’s soul lies in the doing???
It sure does!
I just realised that ur profile is from faith: the unholy trinity omg
Yea I just found it funny
Instant coffee is trash
I HAVE DELTARUNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i have finally got a rice cooker
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
Can’t risk it
The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.
The Observants finally tell Danny that's he's a baby Ancient. And he needs to decide what he's going to be the Ancient of.
Danny does not like this. Does not want this. Absolutely hates it.
He can't say the Ancient of the Living, because that'd apparently make him a God of Life, with the ability to command all things living. He'd never know if asking his friends to hang out with him would be of their own volition if he does that.
He can't say Ancient of Space, because that'd be way too powerful and he'd be scared shitless of fucking it up. What if he sneezes and moves the Milky Way five hundred thousand lightyears to the left?
But if he doesn't chose an aspect, then his core is just gonna choose one at random.
(Clockwork confided that it's very likely to choose space)
It's Sam who gives him an idea, as she's reading Odysseus. She's on the part with the cyclops, when Odysseus tells him that his name is "Nobody", so when he cried out in pain and said Nobody was attacking him, no one thought to do anything.
Somehow, this thought led to another though, and Danny finally figured out how to get out of the whole "Ancient" thing.
"Nothing."
"...Excuse us?"
"I'm the Ancient of Nothing."
Problem solved! Can't get OP powers and become a demigod if there's nothing to rule over!
Danny did not anticipate his "easy" solution leading to being interpreted as the Ancient of the Void, Guardian to the Eternal and Eldritch, Keeper of the Hungry Emptiness That Circles the Universe.
Sam won't take responsibility for his actions.
Life (and death) are so fucking unfair.
(He manages to coax the Hungry Emptiness into a much smaller and more manageable size. It took the shape of a Ferret with too many legs, and it likes eating deodorant.)
Egg
egg
Just so you all know, my tumblr glitched egregiously so now every time someone reblogs this from me, tumblr takes me off of my dashboard or search results and forces me to see this post again
bees
BEES!!