Game Changer & Make Some Noise
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@the-costco-trio
MUSES & MODS.
Specter ~ Mod Sam / X
Risktaker ~ Mod Tae
Spring Heated Wine ~ Mod Yami / Ghost
RULES.
Please don’t try to seduce my employees.
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now how would you feel if 2 people who cycled continuous battles against a killer train and maybe some deity walked into your store
"Listen, I've banned gods and god complexes from my store. Killer trains and 'some deity' are well in my jurisdiction."
te cotsco lights go out leaving only one at me, i get my microphone and start singing
Oh-ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-ooh-whoa-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
You know you love me (yo), I know you care (uh-huh) Just shout whenever (yo), and I'll be there (uh-huh) You are my love (yo), you are my heart (uh-huh) And we will never, ever, ever be apart (yo, uh-huh)
Are we an item? (Yo) girl, quit playin' (uh-huh) "We're just friends" (yo), what are you sayin'? (Uh-huh) Said, "There's another" (yo), and looked right in my eyes (uh-huh) My first love broke my heart for the first time, and I was like (yo, uh-huh)
"Baby, baby, baby, oh" Like, "Baby, baby, baby, no" Like, "Baby, baby, baby, oh" I thought you'd always be mine, mine
"Baby, baby, baby, oh" Like, "Baby, baby, baby, no" Like, "Baby, baby, baby, oh" I thought you'd always be mine, mine
Oh, for you, I would've done whatever (uh-huh) And I just can't believe we ain't together (yo, uh-huh) And I wanna play it cool (yo), but I'm losin' you (uh-huh) I'll buy you anything (yo), I'll buy you any ring (uh-huh)
And I'm in pieces (yo), baby, fix me (uh-huh) And just shake me 'til you wake me from this bad dream (yo, uh-huh) I'm goin' down (oh), down, down, down (uh-huh) And I just can't believe, my first love won't be around, and I'm like
"Baby, baby, baby, oh" Like, "Baby, baby, baby, no" Like, "Baby, baby, baby, oh" I thought you'd always be mine, mine
"Baby, baby, baby, oh" Like, "Baby, baby, baby, no" Like, "Baby, baby, baby, oh" I thought you'd always be mine, mine (Luda!)
When I was 13, I had my first love There was nobody that compared to my baby And nobody came between us, nor could ever come above She had me goin' crazy Oh, I was starstruck She woke me up daily Don't need no Starbucks (woo)
She made my heart pound And skip a beat when I see her in the street and At school on the playground But I really wanna see her on the weekend She knows she got me dazin' 'Cause she was so amazin' And now, my heart is breakin' But I just keep on sayin'
"Baby, baby, baby, oh" Like, "Baby, baby, baby, no" Like, "Baby, baby, baby, oh" I thought you'd always be mine, mine
"Baby, baby, baby, oh" Like, "Baby, baby, baby, no" Like, "Baby, baby, baby, oh" I thought you'd always be mine, mine
I'm gone (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) Now, I'm all gone (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) Now, I'm all gone (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) Now, I'm all gone (gone, gone, gone) I'm gone
"...your artistic performance moves me like a good game of cards and the thrilling game with a roll born from luck and fortune. One? Two? Three? Four? Spin the wheel, throw the dart. Sing. Sing for me, fool."
Umm context. Uh. Okay. it’s. It’s a long story but uh-
so this child kinda broke into my house and refuses to leave and now her fathers might be possibly after me- which I wouldn’t really care too much about if one of them wasn’t an obsessed fanfic writer and the other one is a cryptic sacrificer and I’m a bit scared for my life!! 😊ðŸ˜ðŸ˜Š
"...I uhm..."
...
"Ma'am, this is a Costco. Not the police??"
spring heated wine what are your thoughts on old man yaoi
"The what?"
Heey, Spring Heated Wine.. how much would I have to pay for you to possibly fist-fight two fathers for me <3
"...It all depends on the context you give me."
im feeling very happy and want this job boss plz if you like the song you hire me
"Okay... go for it."
boss can i sing you a song
"Why?"
What if we kissed at the breakroom at Costco and we were both guys 😳 just kidding....Unless?...😋
oh? unless, dear customer? I would not be unwilling if you desire it so - far from it. I have made countless deals with anything that you can think of. but for an affection so genuine, I’m afraid I will have to take more of your soul for it as a result. fret not - you’ll hardly feel a thing by then, this experience, you will be provided with great joy.
Boss imma be honest with you what the fuck are you talking about 💔
"Hmm?"
Well Risktaker, you might not have your casino anymore and your other employees abandoned you.. but! Your husband is still with you, right?
"…Yes, he did indeed stay with me."
Luchino what the fuck
*The "manager" is too busy chugging a bottle of wine while doing inventory to care about your ask*
"Oh how the mighty have fallen... The grand Risktaker, being reduced to an employee of a costco..."
(@ask-croupiersop
At the sound of the familiar voice, Risktaker’s features twisted into an annoyed grimace. Swirling the glass in her hand, she took in a breath before turning around to face Croupier, the grimace now replaced with a more condescending smile; daring the other to continue.
"Don’t tell me you wasted your time coming here purely to patronize me. I thought you would know better than that, dear."
"I do know better, yes. As for why I'm here, I wanted to see if all the warnings I've been getting to stay away from here were actually true.. Against my better judgement.."
"My, people have been warning you to stay away from here? We’re not that bad. Of course, I’m sure you won’t believe my words. Feel free to stick around and find out for yourself, if you’re willing to take that risk~"
"I gladly would accept that offer, but unfortunately, I have a casino to run. So I must be going now.. I wish you lick with your new job~"
"I wish you luck as well. May the cards be in your favor, Croupier."
Had this sentence been from anyone else, perhaps it could’ve came off just a bit more genuine. But the all too mocking smirk, combined with what would be the whitening of her knuckles due to Risktaker holding onto her wine glass a bit.. too tightly - thank goodness for gloves - showed otherwise.
"Farewell for now, old friend."
Emily turned on her heels, walking away from her ex-employee. The smirk being replaced with a scowl once out of eyesight.
Naw boss im gonna be real with you i need your shirt because while i was walking down the streets (shirtless cuz the rats ate the only shirt i had) the chicago gangs found me and were like "hey little man!!! Hey little baby man!!!!" and i was like "nooo im not a baby man stop!!!!" anyway they beat my ass and were like "if you dont bring the costcos' boss shirt to us till midnight were going to beat you ass again and also were gonna beat the rats who live with you (the rats who ate my shirt and made me shirtless)" so anyways boss please this is a case of life and death 💔💔💔💔
"Do you quiver? Do the thoughts of these hooligans fill you with fear? Do you think of the end of your life so often that you've begun to fear it? Can you feel the fear, crawling on your skin as it grips you tight, tearing through flesh and breaking through bone? Leaving you paralyzed and immobile as those scoundrels ascend from the deepest of the depths? Each blow, shattering ribs, and the little self-worth you have left to your pathetic, meaningless name? As the firey depths consume you, and you exist no more?"
"Oh how the mighty have fallen... The grand Risktaker, being reduced to an employee of a costco..."
(@ask-croupiersop
At the sound of the familiar voice, Risktaker’s features twisted into an annoyed grimace. Swirling the glass in her hand, she took in a breath before turning around to face Croupier, the grimace now replaced with a more condescending smile; daring the other to continue.
"Don’t tell me you wasted your time coming here purely to patronize me. I thought you would know better than that, dear."
"I do know better, yes. As for why I'm here, I wanted to see if all the warnings I've been getting to stay away from here were actually true.. Against my better judgement.."
"My, people have been warning you to stay away from here? We’re not that bad. Of course, I’m sure you won’t believe my words. Feel free to stick around and find out for yourself, if you’re willing to take that risk~"
UEEUEUEUEUEEYEUEUEUEEYEYEYEYEUEUEUEUEUEEUEUEUEUEUEUEEUEUEUEUEUEEUEUEUEUEEUEU BOSS PLEASE DONT KILL ME im just a silly guy looking for a job just walked on cotsco shirtless cuz the rats have eaten my shirt plz boss the situation is so hard boss i hate living in chicago fr 💔💔💔💔💔💔
"Like I said, I can get you a shirt from the back? It's not that big of a deal."
"Oh how the mighty have fallen... The grand Risktaker, being reduced to an employee of a costco..."
(@ask-croupiersop
At the sound of the familiar voice, Risktaker’s features twisted into an annoyed grimace. Swirling the glass in her hand, she took in a breath before turning around to face Croupier, the grimace now replaced with a more condescending smile; daring the other to continue.
"Don’t tell me you wasted your time coming here purely to patronize me. I thought you would know better than that, dear."
