🦈 The Cozy Shark Cafe 🦈

VoxTek’s newest business venture, Tea by Jenn! Trust us with your next pick me up! ((Lutualverse canon blog, minors DNI))

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Menu - The Cozy Shark

Black Tea

- Black Tea

- Sweet Iced Tea - Sweet, Southern and ice cold!

- Traditional Chai - Black tea with cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, allspice and milk

- Lemon Bomb - Black tea with dried lemon, lemon balm, rosemary, basil and honey. Ask about the hot toddy option! (+$7)

Green Tea

- Green Tea

- It was Mint to be - Green tea with dried mint, lime and ginger, steeped with fresh rose petals

Herbal Blends

- Ginger Tea

- Chamomile

- Zest-tea - Chamomile and skullcap with hints of motherwort and rose

Fruit Teas

- Earth’s Dessert - Raspberry, lemon, sage, thyme. Earthy blends with with a fruity twist.

- Peach snap - Peach, persimmon, ginger, basil and simple syrup

- Black-Razz - Blackberry, Raspberry, and Strawberry steeped with a dried sugarcane stick. Served over ice with a lemon slice

- Eve’s First Sip - Apple, Cinnamon, nutmeg and star anise

Floral Teas

- Stop and Smell the Roses - Dried rose petals and orange blossoms

- You Can Suckle My Honey - Dried honeysuckle flowers, elderflower and sage.

Other Drinks

- Chai Latte

((Everything after this is MUN info))

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I'm not ignoring your asks, things have just been "a lot" lately. I'm going through some financial stuff, trying to find a job one that doesn't make me want to rip my face off, but my car is currently broken, and a lot of other personal things I'm not going to get into. I don't normally promote my Ko-fi, but if you can contribute anything it would be very much appreciated. I know everyone is exhausted and broke, so I want to say only donate if you can. And if you have any suggestions for remote jobs, that will be helpful too!

Anyway here's my Ko-fi and I'll try to get more active soon.

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Tea of the Week: Belphegor's Lullaby

Chamomile

Vanilla

Cinnamon

Cream

Hemlock needle tea

Sweetened with demerara sugar

served hot and garnished with vanilla bean

((Recipe courtesy of @able-juice! Thank you!))

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Tea of the Week: Levi's Green with Envy

Matcha latte

-Star anise syrup

-Ube syrup

-shot of espresso

-a lotus flower half in brown cocoa powder and half in white vanilla powder on the top.

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Tea of the Week: The Ozzy Fizzer

Brew together

-Butterfly pea flower for deep blue color.

-horny goat weed

-cinnamon

-cloves

-star anise

-Silver needle tea

Pour over ice and fill it half way with a club soda, adding any splash of flavor syrup requested (because like the best sex it requires a consent of flavoring and it's all about your desire.)

((Thanks @able-juice for the tea rec!!))

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Mammon's Acqua Molto Buona (Mammon's Very Good Water)

"Fresh from the cool, clean, mountain springs of Sinai, blessed by Loocifer himself. The refreshing feeling of a cold crisp morning fills you with renewed energy, ferver, and motivation. You can take on any day with Mammon's Acqua Molto Buona. May contain ~~lead~~ FUN!"

(Recipe courtesy of @able-juice)

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Tea of the Week: Beezle Hive

Jasmine tea pearls (floral)

coca leaf tea (energy, antidepressant, illegal)

Lemon juice

hibiscus

sweetened with honey garnished with a piece of a honeycomb

((This recipe was created by @able-juice))

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Tea of the Week: Satan's Flames

one part green tea with ginger

one part orange juice

one part amaretto

layered over ice

lemon zest, garnished with dragon fruit.

((This recipe is courtesy of @able-juice ))

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Tea of the Week: Fuck You and Your Roses

Post Valentine’s Day blues hitting hard? Come wash all that away with the roses people refused to buy from our shop! This tea is literally just roses and carnations boiled in a pressure cooker and then strained into a glass of ice! There were so many roses and carnations that it actually made our boss cry because no one would buy them! Congratulations!

What else were we supposed to do with all the flowers people didn’t buy?

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Tea of the Week: Lover’s Bouquet

Cardamom with an assortment of roses, steeped and then served cold with fresh rose petals.

In honor of this week's tea, we have launched reusable cups for sale. Please ask your barista for colors and styles.

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Tea of the Week: Violets For a Girl

February is the month of the Violet, so what better way to celebrate than with a violet sun tea? This batch was made with love worth fighting for, violet petals washed before being left to brew in the heat of hell’s sun all day and served chilled.

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Tea of the Week: Tea for the Snake

To celebrate the Lunar New Year, The Cozy Shark is serving up something special for the serpent. This week’s tea is black tea with apple, lavender and a honey stirrer.

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Tea of the Week: Sugar, Spice and Everything Nice

Cinnamon, nutmeg, clove and sugar cane - served hot.

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Tea of the Week: Cold Snap

Spearmint tea with chamomile and honey, iced. A refreshing drink that’s reminiscent of the cold weather the living realm is currently experiencing.

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Tea of the Week: Prim and Proper

A floral tea made of flowers that are in bloom on earth this time of year, english primrose, winter jasmine, witch hazel, orchids and chrysanthemum.