THE CRAB CAVE

28 | nonbinary, they/she | virgo☀️ cancer🌙 aquarius⬆️ | a crab named crabman. this is my cave. don’t cheese me off 🔪⚔️🗡

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[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

[Mario coin noises]

Mario: [italian american New York Brooklyn accent] HERE’SA MY BROTHA LUIGI NOW TA TELL YA A WHOLE HEAP AND A SPAGHETTI PILE OF INFORMASCIONI.

Luigi: [inhale] [normal person voice] Hello Mario.

[relelvance]

Girl if you don't simplify that fraction

[contemptible-scoundrel]

goes crazy

[bowhaus]

The window within

[nintendo-killed-atari]

backrooms spoilers with no context:

[orcboxer]

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

[hitmyvape]

you gotta listen to this new band from philadelphia they’re called “the name of this band is two dogs kissing” and they put reverb AND distortion on their guitars

[dreaminterlude]

we’re never making it out of the labyrinth

[toastyglow]

"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Milkfish

Chanos chanos

[fish-identifier]

i scrute the milkfish

[contemptible-scoundrel]

happened to me

[astrotheyge]

"The hearts of men are easily corrupted." Wake Up Dead Man (2025) & Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

Bonus for @mykingdomforasong:

[eldritchouse]

I like my flower smiling

[dynamaxed]

hi! carey means needs help still - he's the voice actor for frylock in aqua teen hunger force! adult swim screwed him badly and pays no residuals and barely paid him during the show's run. he has heart failure and survives on con earnings, plushie sales, and donations while waiting for disability to get back to him. posts used to make the rounds for him, but haven't in a while, so i wanted to make a new post!

if you'd rather buy a plushie - here's the shop he and his wife run!

[may1th]

[karvina]

Reincarnated In Meet N Fuck Kingdom — But I'm Asexual !! • Volume 1: I Seriously Don't Give A Damn About Elfen Breast Milk

[redstarring]

whatever go my silvamy

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