Heyo~ Your beloved Mad scientist has appeared on the stage! No need to clap, just bask in my glory that should be enough! Anyways, if any of you PK academy students are on here remember to do your science homework CORRECTLY. I don’t care if you cheat off someone I’m sick of seeing Helium as H on those damn papers (SAIKI K OC BLOG)(MUSE GOES BY THEY/THEM)
ᯓ★ My first blog, how fun! I’d say I made this to join the blog making trend, but the truth is the teachers wanted me to make a blog to monitor the students since I’m the youngest but don’t tell anyone that
It’s not like I’m gonna monitor anyways, I’m gonna mess around like always heehee~
Anyways! I’m The Crimson Scientist~! Or Kenshi, if you wanna be boring 😒 I’m a 19/20 year old genius who excels in all fields of science obviously, and robotics! But I mainly do biology, chemistry and machinery; No need to be so awed, I get it I’m this amazing- just bask in my glory, it is all that is needed! ~
But I was recruited to work as PK academy’s science teacher recently, so I moved from America with my little sister to Japan !!
Anyways, I have some papers to check which is boring but whatevs I guess, I might give it to a Kenshiling if I want to work on my leftover projects. If you have any general questions or questions about my works I’ll be HAPPY to yap about it! And if you’re a PK academy student I have one thing to say: LEARN YOUR GODDAMN PERIODIC TABLE. ⋆⭒˚.⋆
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ADMIN INFO
Call me Byakko! I am an adult and go by she/they. I’m not really picky with what you ask about, I don’t have much triggers but please no nsfw, jokes and quips are fine but straight NSFW stuff makes me uncomfortable!! I’ll make a seperate Saiki k blog for dumps but here is my regular @lurkingbyakko
OC INFO
Kenshi is a multifandom oc, but this blog is only for Saiki k ^^ They’re non-binary, They/Them pronouns :3 they’re African Japanese-Bengali with vitiligo. They’re very eccentric, 19 during 16! Kusuo and 20 during 17! Kusuo so their age depends on the blog. They’re the ‘mad scientist troupe’ so they’re extremely chaotic while being a genius; their inspo is THE Herta, Furina, Ruan Mei, MaoMao and Entrapta
A Kenshiling is one of Kenshi’s thousands of robots, they’re a robotic puppet version of them. Similar to THE Herta from Honkai star rail. Their sister is an esper who’s being slowly killed by her powers, so they’re figuring out a way to get rid of psychic powers forever- their main goal. They canonically also think in binary code. The school recruited them cuz they’re the only genius they can afford and REALLY BADLY wants to keep them so most their fuckassry is approved (like learning to make artificial lava)
They have a huge ego, because their achievements are almost otherworldly in a way; but at the same time it’s sort of pretend, to seem more composed than they are- their title ‘The Crimson Scientist’ was gained because people in America were afraid of the way they rapidly excelled in intelligence, even the government was wary; often shunned as an underground worker. They’re a child prodigy, a person who’s unbelievably smart since they were young. But they also know their place, like for example they would not go against teruhashi knowing her beauty wins over all, they’re egotistical but strategic. They’re also very cutesy, looking very rabbit like.
They drink chemicals and poisons because self testing is ‘the best way to get results’ they believe and is lowkey sorta immune to them kinda
They wear a jester like outfit because traditionally jesters are well known to be close to the king, they believe that they’re the closest to god, the king, and they’re their jester to entertain them in this world, where the stage is the earth.
They have… issues. A bit morally ambiguous because they grew up in foster family who was messed up after their mother (who was also messed up) died. They have Autism as well, but due to trauma they are unable to process it as healthy as they should and struggle to express their emotions that isn’t just cheeriness
They’re often outcasted and under appreciated by the people around them- basically the opposite of Kusuke, where everyone adores him for his genius. They’re mostly seen as ‘imaginative’ (they tried to pitch the psychic project they’re working on themself now, only to get yelled and called a fool by their professor at a young age) and ‘too broad’. They’re generally envious of them in a way? It’s hard to say. They’re just disliked majority
PROFILE PICTURE WAS MADE BY A FRIEND ON DISCORD NAMED EHTOS
People ask me ‘Kenshi, why don’t you have assistants?’ And well, that’s a simple answer
I personally think no human can live up to the gracious genius that is me, therefore I had to take drastic measures to get myself some assistants, and the only person that could live up to me is…
Me!
Duh, who else? Do what I did was made some robots known as the ‘kenshilings’ who are a complete duplicate of me !! But with different outfits of course ✨I currently have 100 of them and work gets so much easier with these guys around, and they always compliment me 🫶
Anyways, that’s my ramble for today if anyone wants to ask me more go ahead, I’ve been busy with some building and destroying mountains so that’s why I haven’t been on !! Kenshi out ~✨
I tried to make a clone the other day but the tube exploded and they looked like a melted monster that me and my robots had to wrangle up
I’d show a photo but it’s too graphic for everyone on here I regret it already I got some NASTY scratches over my scars I caused when injecting chemicals in me
I was twiddling with my new gun and testing it out on the fields, which fun fact can blast over 30000 miles and can destroys cities because the fire is a plasma blast similar to Toothless from How to train your dragon and it’s basically a large, clumped up fire that melts from the high pressure speed, causing it to expand and cause big damage-
The gun itself is calibrated to give out increased pressure, and I’m still working on it but it takes up a while to charge up because of it which causes a huuuge disadvantage in a fight- but it can hit over a bunch of acres and wipe out a whole village basically
What was I going on about?
Oh yeah
Anyways so Mount Fuji is gone
How long do you reckon until the government will notice until I fix it up ?
Eh doesn’t matter! They won’t be able to do anything anyways ~ 😋
Anyways PK academy students! Your ester labs are tomorrow, remember to bring the required equipment yaddayadda
Project ‘Powers are real’ is on a standalone and I’m going crazy-
I KNOW powers are real, I KNOW that some things are not just coincidences, I can’t just find more proof and it’s making me go INSANE
If that spirit medium kid in 2-2 can see ghosts legitimately then there is more to the world and I’ll chart it all out and prove everyone wrong just watch me.
Just made a Bunshi aka a harlequin rabbit robot named Kenshi who is extremely hyper realistic if you feel like you’re being watched it’s probably that and you have a gun to your head now
Going to an award event cuz even if the people find me distasteful im still relevant and they’re not 😘
Anyways I have nooo idea what this event is, they just invited me cuz I’m smart… prolly. I’ll leave early most likely so I’ll still show up to class !! Kenshi out 😋
My, well I must say that it is a surprise to see you here on Tumblr! Well I suppose it is not really so out of the ordinary now that I think of it, but it always feels rather unexpected to see a person one knows from their real life on social media, particularly on a site such as Tumblr which has no system that connects people who know each other. I have read the entirety of your blog just to be absolutely certain that I was contacting the correct person -- it would be embarrassing to contact a person thinking that they are my teacher only to find that they are really a stranger -- although since you did mention the name of my school in your bio I suppose I did not need to be so cautious. I should probably mention why I am contacting you now -- there is no need to worry, I am not doing so for any inappropriate purpose. I am simply messaging you to ask a clarifying question regarding the homework you set for us in our latest science class; question 3.a is written in a puzzlingly unclear fashion and I find it difficult to decipher exactly how I am meant to answer. I am certain that I have the knowledge required, but do not wish to do what I occasionally do and veer so far off topic that I lose marks!
@myeyesarebiggerthanmybladder
Ahhhhh uaaaah what’s your name again? Give me a minute…
「* Kenshi awkwardly snaps their fingers as they tried to remember the student’s name. 」
「 * Kenshi perks up, as if they remember 」
The Blonde Yapperoni! The one who goes off topic whenever I ask you a question… geez never again- Ah yes yes you, I think I remember you… Class 2-2 ain’t cha?
「 * Info Aquired ! Kenshi is unable to remember anyone’s names MOST of the time. This is because Kenshi feels like it takes up too much space in the brain if they do remember.」
「 * Kenshi leaned back, thinking carefully with their eyes closed 」
Question three… damn I’m struggling to remember (╥﹏╥)- I think it’s an equilibrium related one… You first look at the example, solid citric acid was added to a flask containing water and sealed with a stopper. The question asks you what would be an indicator that equilibrium has been established;
Think about to the class lab where Kaidou, Nendou and Kusuo’s table somehow caused an explosion (super funny I like those 3) It’s the same example as the lab :3 Use any of the answers I told back then and it’ll be alright, I’m not super picky so any indicator is fine- don’t overthink it or something !! Have fun !! ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )
You are correct in your identification of me -- though for future reference my name is Akechi Touma, though I will not blame you if you forget my name again, as I often forget the names of my classmates unless they are of particular interest to me. I even forget my own name sometimes, considering that it used to be "Asumi" when I was younger. Occasionally I introduce myself with my old name and have to correct myself! You are also correct that I am in class 2.2, the same one as Kaido Shun, Nendou Riki and Saiki Kusuo. May I ask why you used Kusuo's given name instead of his surname? Not that it is any of my business of course, but it makes me wonder if you know the Saiki family personally. You are the same age as Kusuo's older brother if I am remembering correctly, and the two of you are both scientists. Do you perhaps know one another?
Thank you ever so much for clarifying how you wish for me to answer the question. Some science teachers are incredibly particular when it comes to wording and I find that that is often where I lose marks, despite having the knowledge required. There are many scientific statements that I have memorised by heart from previous classes; for example I can remember that diffusion is the movement of molecules from an area of high concentration to an area of low concentration down/along a concentration gradient, and I can remember that osmosis is the movement of water from an area of high concentration to an area of low concentration across a cellular membrane. Then of course there is active transport, which is the movement of molecules from an area of low concentration to an area of high concentration, if I'm not mistaken. Please do correct me if I am. I find that this style of teaching, where one has to simply memorise a set of definitions, is not always effective in making sure the students really understand the subject matter being taught, so I appreciate that you are more concerned with knowledge instead of being caught up in precise wording. Sometimes I become so focused on making sure that I have the correct words in the correct order that I forget exactly what it is that I am supposed to be remembering, and that is far from ideal.
Eh? Kusuo is his first name? ( ˶°ㅁ°) !! Damn I keep making that mistake (╥﹏╥) Sorry there Akechi (that’s your last name- right..?), still have that American style in me so I mess up people’s surnames and names, I keep forgetting that the last name goes first- at least I got Kaido and Nendou right !!
Anyways, nnnneoow I am not close to the Saiki family, I just messed that up- you’ll often see me do that. You all giggle at me in class when I do it though ( •̀ ⤙ •́ ) I’ll get you all back for it! And unfortunately I don’t know anyone, I’m more of a social outcast- nor much friends, people find my love for the unknown ‘weird’ I guess, so I unfortunately do not know any ‘Saiki’s brother’ either ˙◠˙the current day scientists find me ‘too bold’ for my projects -_- so they don’t associate me with their line of work, hence me being shut down and earning the crimson scientist as a title!!
Too bold they say… at least I’m ambitious ರ╭╮ರ I do things they’re too much of a crybaby to do! I still remember at university the teacher yelling at me cuz I hacked into the government interface to see if they have any uranium on sale ≽^•⩊•^≼ hey what can I say! Curiosity killed the cat!
But yeah don’t worry on the wording, this is science, not grammar lol. As long as it’s concise and I understand your intent, I’ll mark it fair. Honestly, I don’t get why most people stress on assignments being perfect. Sure, maybe if you’re at your job writing documents, but this is just practice until the exams. So just write the correct answer and I’ll mark it!! ᕕ( ᐕ )ᕗ you’re a smart one for an overdeveloped ape, so you’ll be fine !!
My, well I must say that it is a surprise to see you here on Tumblr! Well I suppose it is not really so out of the ordinary now that I think of it, but it always feels rather unexpected to see a person one knows from their real life on social media, particularly on a site such as Tumblr which has no system that connects people who know each other. I have read the entirety of your blog just to be absolutely certain that I was contacting the correct person -- it would be embarrassing to contact a person thinking that they are my teacher only to find that they are really a stranger -- although since you did mention the name of my school in your bio I suppose I did not need to be so cautious. I should probably mention why I am contacting you now -- there is no need to worry, I am not doing so for any inappropriate purpose. I am simply messaging you to ask a clarifying question regarding the homework you set for us in our latest science class; question 3.a is written in a puzzlingly unclear fashion and I find it difficult to decipher exactly how I am meant to answer. I am certain that I have the knowledge required, but do not wish to do what I occasionally do and veer so far off topic that I lose marks!
@myeyesarebiggerthanmybladder
Ahhhhh uaaaah what’s your name again? Give me a minute…
「* Kenshi awkwardly snaps their fingers as they tried to remember the student’s name. 」
「 * Kenshi perks up, as if they remember 」
The Blonde Yapperoni! The one who goes off topic whenever I ask you a question… geez never again- Ah yes yes you, I think I remember you… Class 2-2 ain’t cha?
「 * Info Aquired ! Kenshi is unable to remember anyone’s names MOST of the time. This is because Kenshi feels like it takes up too much space in the brain if they do remember.」
「 * Kenshi leaned back, thinking carefully with their eyes closed 」
Question three… damn I’m struggling to remember (╥﹏╥)- I think it’s an equilibrium related one… You first look at the example, solid citric acid was added to a flask containing water and sealed with a stopper. The question asks you what would be an indicator that equilibrium has been established;
Think about to the class lab where Kaidou, Nendou and Kusuo’s table somehow caused an explosion (super funny I like those 3) It’s the same example as the lab :3 Use any of the answers I told back then and it’ll be alright, I’m not super picky so any indicator is fine- don’t overthink it or something !! Have fun !! ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )
Hi Kusuo! Could you tell your friend Nendo to submit his assignments soon and not give it to his hamster by accide- eh?
EH? Σ(゚Д゚;)
You’re not Kusuo! You have bolts! (;゜○゜)ア Are you a robot?? You’re engineered quite well I thought you were him ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵) I’m Kenshi, anything else is unimportant can I ask some questions?? ヾ(。✪ω✪。)シ
—> @the-crimson-scientist
..I'm not kusuo but yes. I'm a robot. thanks. But go on shoot. I don't mind.
(✪ω✪) Ooo thank you very much! First question: How do you function? Like do you need to eat everyday like a regular human? Or is there a way you run without it? Ooo or perhaps you can’t eat food at all?
「 * Kenshi takes a seat in front of you in excitement 」
「 * Kenshi has joined your party temporarily ! 」
「 * Kenshi’s Goal has been added as new info: To find out how you function! There is an unknown amount of questions and they seem to yap a bunch at once- so take your time. 」
「 ♡ Proceed ? 」
[Extra Info!: Kenshi will leave your party once they’re done.]
I think Big Hero 6 was a movie :0 maybe they made a show of it too, I don't know
I PROMISE THERE WAS A SHOW
It included the gang going on missions and there was this girl that implied to have a relationship with hiro??? I think it was just a ‘oh we wanna make a ship’ but never got to it so all we have is the romantic implications
Anyways they had these devices that made a portal, tiny little round balls similar to mind that connect and make a portal- I’m pretty sure an antagonist used them on the show, but when I saw the design I IMMEDIATELY wanted to calibrated irl and like the balls were sooo small and carry size but how was I gonna invent it like small like that?? All I could make is a hollow shell!!
So I had to find a way to figure out how to insert a way to make them all connect to make a portal, and then make it that size so it’s easy to carry around. It wasn’t easy but I did it! I basically smushed everything in. Jk, but that’s like the easiest way to say it lolllll
I made the parts smaller than they are, but enough for me to calibrate it like normal, and each ball has a short amount of power so when connected, they gain all the power and are able to make a portal. That’s why loosing a ball isn’t recommended like at all, otherwise you’ll get a half of a portal and a half of you LMAO!! Also don’t worry they stick together when connected so if you jump through it you won’t be cut in half- it’ll only break if you grab all of them yourself
I’m also trying to calibrate it into my Kenshilings so they can travel across the world as well since I have over thousands around here world, and you see then-
[Hello, creator of the muse here. They yapped so much it has exceeded the yapping limit so uh, thanks for reading this /nsrs]
Sorry for the 2 posts in one day everyone it’s 4 am, running on coffee and willpower lamo
Anyways, this is to my bitchass ex who stole my dragon robots legs I will see you at court on Monday I want custody of it. We built it for three years and instead of sharing the robot you break up with me, steal almost all the fortune in our business- making me and my sister broke, run off, come back to steal over 40 feet tall dragon legs (NOT EVEN THE WHOLE DRAGON.), block me on your phone, on your iPad, even the fridge and microwave where I tried to call you from, and flaunt it on your instagram as if I can’t hack it any minute and post all the ugly ass pictures you saved on my phone.
You ain’t getting away with it motherfucker, this will be enby on enby crime i will come for you in England the Brits can’t hide you for so long.
artificial lava? so how does that work? Does it retain the heat of lava or is it made not to?
That’s the fun part! It’s going to be a gamble! I once made it by mixing a bunch of chemicals together out of boredom and added a few other solid stuff, and it had a lava like texture, and it wasn’t hot so I found it cool !! ( •̀ᄇ• ́)ﻭ✧
Unfortunately my dumbass tried to see if it turned into an ingenious rock as well without checking what compounds i put in it so the lab is just a gamble for fun! Hopefully it’s not burning hot ehe~ I remember only a few chemicals so it’ll be fine!! Whats science without a little bit of risk? (┘ ̄︶ ̄)┘└( ̄︶ ̄└)
Hey at least I confirmed it turned into a rock! I use it as a seat at home though (*´∀`*)