The DiVine

Welcome to the Oxygen Gardens, traveler. Just stay off the grass and respect the plants, please and thank you. :)

[the-divine-askblog]

what would you do if one of the old caretakers came back down?

Frogger: "Call em a fuckin moron for coming back down here after the lockdown. What would even convince a person to do that? Humans are weird as hell."

[the-divine-askblog]

what are your thoughts on the old caretakers?

"Ah, the gardeners? We miss them, they were so kind to us. One of the only people we'd let on our land. We had one die down here, during the incident. Died to one of the turrets. She was buried in the gardens, and her grave is an especially bad spot to be if you like your skeletal integrity."

[the-divine-askblog]

how would you react if you saw the evil seal who plans to make everyone read yaoi until the heat death of the universe?

*Frogger immediately cheers, while the DiVine looks confused.*

Frogger: "Oh they have no idea what yaoi is...uh. Shit, this'll be fun to explain."

[the-divine-askblog]

Violently eats grass.

“Yummers….”

@lemonliscious

"...Yeah both us and Frogger are approaching your location to kick your ass, I recommend you to start running."

[the-divine-askblog]

hi its me again

judge of hell gagina ultrapiss

"How do I even answer this?"

"Hi, I guess?"

[the-divine-askblog]

DiVine askblog! Yay!

THIS IS MY AU, SO PLEASE READ THE AO3 POST LINKED AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS FOR CONTEXT. The blog won't make sense if you don't :333

Rules-

Basic DNI (like bigots, dni)

Ai bros, keep that stuff away from me. Ai generated content isn't art, miss me with that stuff ✨

No NSFW asks, I am not an adult.

Some questions I'd probably get asked if this blog goes anywhere

"How do the DiVine answer questions?"

Frogger is translating for them.

"Is it all the DiVine answering?"

No, it's one instance of the DiVine.

"Are the DiVine the only one we can ask?"

No, you can also ask questions to the no monsters. Characters speaking will be denoted, and someone speaking for another character (like frogger and the divine) with be denoted like this

Character (character they are speaking for):

Example-

Frogger (DiVine):

This will only be used if multiple characters are speaking, so if there's only quoted text, it's just Frogger speaking for the DiVine.

Actions are denoted by italics, bold text is emphasis, caps is yelling.

Notes from me are in parenthesis.

Welcome to the Oxygen Gardens!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66786613/chapters/172337851#workskin