Eggsbert

oh no not they boobers. I'm actually a giant dork don't let anybody tell you differently. #dobbylives

[thatsassyvirgochick]

I think this is best Civil War edit I’ve seen so far…

[theproblematicblogger]

[manrippedapartbydogs]

What the fuck is this election.

[qissus-deactivated20191119]

I know that videogames will sometimes question your morality but not when it comes to looting the dead. 

[xekstrin]

#listen i killed this fucker fair and square i’m taking his gun and ammo and u can’t stop me

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me: truth or dare ted cruz: truth me: are y- ted cruz: dare

[aurosoul]

The Folly Of Man (2015 - 2016)

[ezrabridgerr]

This movie though....

-Spidey acting like a starstruck fanboy in the middle of the epic battle

-Ant-Man chanting “I’m the boss i’m the boss i’m the boss”

-Falcon refusing to move up his seat and Bucky moving to the other side

-Iron Man screaming “give me my Rhodey!”

-Wanda : What are you doing here? Hawkeye : Disappointing my kids

-Spidey having homework

-Tony’s “conscience” aka Scott

-Spidey yelling “You have the right to remain silent!”

-Tony Stank

Do i need to go on?

[boymeetworldtradecenter]

2006 internet joke that still makes me laugh

[clonerightsagenda]

The fact that no time travelers have appeared to stop Donald Trump yet suggests one of two things: either he doesn’t win the election or he does and the entire world ends.

[because-im-freaking-greed]

Or Ted Cruz was the time traveller, and his participation in the race is part of a stable time loop which leads to Trump becoming President

[clonerightsagenda]

Ted Cruz’s uncanny behavior and appearance are actually because he is an alien investigating the exact reasons why Earth became a charred cinder in galactic federation year 20967234. He dropped out when he realized the answer and is now making arrangements to be beamed away before it is too late.

[perezsoso]

unfortunately due to a mishap during the beaming process he is sent to 1960’s northern california and is driven mad and thus becomes the zodiac killer

[clonerightsagenda]

which we all gave him the idea for in the first place

[andisupreme]

case closed everyone hit the showers

[starsharks]

I found this soap and had to get it.

[motherfuckingshakespeare]

TRY IT IN THE MACBATH

[btchnahalf]

Fuck it up, Linda

[gaterade]

linda’s coming for ya neck

[weirdnessisgood]

[limpnode-deactivated20240418]

gonna die historic on the fury road

[tastefullyoffensive]

[pinkbuizelarchive-blog]

Dat me

[tesladyneindustries]

Dat me

[modernluigi-deactivated20200204]

Dat me

[sigilyph]

Dat me

[yatterman-deactivated20221021]

Dat me

[vilepluff-deactivated20170912]

LUIGI TIME

[queer-duck-deactivated20171201]

Why the fuck did I make this

[chickenfax]

[dongboss]

HE BOOT TOO BIG FOR HIM GOT DAM FEET

[cockroach-queer]

Sometimes I’m like “ancient greek plays are so old, how am i going to relate to the characters?” but then 

[tolkien-in-beleriand]

Every time I read that post about doing things out of spite I remember that C. S. Lewis put that fucking street lamp in Narnia because Tolkien once said that no good fantasy story would have a lamp in it.