[On the ground you find a small card.]
[A business card for a detective going by the name of I. Montgomery.]
[There's a phone number on the back, as well as an email.]
[Seems like you should hold onto it, just in case you need a mystery solved.]
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@the-dutiful-detective
[On the ground you find a small card.]
[A business card for a detective going by the name of I. Montgomery.]
[There's a phone number on the back, as well as an email.]
[Seems like you should hold onto it, just in case you need a mystery solved.]
I'm going to break into the Company building to get security footage on the menu.
That's right, I'm going to break into the Company building to get security footage on the menu.
[A knock on the door, a Detective standing outside.]
-@the-dutiful-detective
What do you want..?
Hello there. I'm taking a look at buildings that may have had strange machines crash in, or in the vicinity of, itself. You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, right?
No idea what youre talking about, I'm having a bit of a crisis with my .. Friend, right now.
[She looks annoyed and like she's about to slam the door in your face.]
Nothing at all? No loud banging? Something falling through the roof, maybe?
[She sighs.]
Get outta here, corpo.
Right.
Well, I'll be going then. Bye.
[The Detective walks off, annoyedly writing on their notepad.]
[A knock on the door, a Detective standing outside.]
-@the-dutiful-detective
What do you want..?
Hello there. I'm taking a look at buildings that may have had strange machines crash in, or in the vicinity of, itself. You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, right?
No idea what youre talking about, I'm having a bit of a crisis with my .. Friend, right now.
[She looks annoyed and like she's about to slam the door in your face.]
Nothing at all? No loud banging? Something falling through the roof, maybe?
[A knock on the door, a Detective standing outside.]
-@the-dutiful-detective
What do you want..?
Hello there. I'm taking a look at buildings that may have had strange machines crash in, or in the vicinity of, itself. You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, right?
Yeah, sure, but your thing with the holes in roofs and whatever is totally real
Yuri said so. I'd find it hard to not believe someone who spends most of their day in their house looking at women kissing about something that happened to their house.
Fuck you too, I guess :3
Believe it or not I leave my house often for a multitude of reasons that I do not need to explain to you UwU
I believe it was you who started this.
Keep looking!! I'm sure you'll find that strange train eventually!!
Thanks for the encouragement, but I've been looking for over a day now. I dunno, I just don't think there's anything here at all.
oh you sweet summer child you know so little.
I was born in winter.
Yeah, sure, but your thing with the holes in roofs and whatever is totally real
Yuri said so. I'd find it hard to not believe someone who spends most of their day in their house looking at women kissing about something that happened to their house.
Care to investigate how to exorcise an angel/demon hybrid? Also, how much would I have to pay for that?
...Demons aren't real. They're myths, invented for the purpose of metaphor, or as cautionary tales.
yea fuck you too
What did I even do??
Care to investigate how to exorcise an angel/demon hybrid? Also, how much would I have to pay for that?
...Demons aren't real. They're myths, invented for the purpose of metaphor, or as cautionary tales.
...Nope. Haven't seen much out of the ordinary so far. Just... trains. Almost got hit a few times, so I really don't wanna be hanging around here too long.
Alright, Jimmy, let's see if I can find what you wanted me to see...
Oh good sir, I swear on my belly, I just saw an odd-lookn train pass right on by the station. it didn even stop there.
It lookd simultaneously rusty and chrome and had some weird blue glow comin from the inside.
if ya could go take a looking into that, I'd be ever so grateful.
- Jimmy Willy, the local hillbilly
How odd, but I wouldn't put it past some train company to continue using worn-out trains if it meant they could cut costs. I suppose I can look around the railways...
TO: Company
FROM: Eid M. Remington
Hello there, and a good day to whoever is reading this e-mail. I was wondering if there would be any way to obtain footage from your drones for personal use?
Thank you for your time!
[[@the-dutiful-detective]]
TO: Eid M. Remington FROM: Company (//intern) We sell access on our website for $4999 per hour of drone footage viewed.
Looks like THAT'S not going to be an option, then...
Let me see if I can't find out what the uniforms there are, then?
[The website is approximately 90% ads. a few notable ads are for laxatives, a sig p226 (gun), vent cleaning services, and even a magnifying glass]
How do they expect anyone to use this website...?
I suppose I could just... wait outside the offices, read the news, and keep an eye out for anyone coming out of the building?
[noone outside the building seem to be wearing any uniforms though all of them have gloves and long sleeved shirts]
Strange... what would a normal, profit-focused company want with people wearing safety equipment?
TO: Company
FROM: Eid M. Remington
Hello there, and a good day to whoever is reading this e-mail. I was wondering if there would be any way to obtain footage from your drones for personal use?
Thank you for your time!
[[@the-dutiful-detective]]
TO: Eid M. Remington FROM: Company (//intern) We sell access on our website for $4999 per hour of drone footage viewed.
Looks like THAT'S not going to be an option, then...
Let me see if I can't find out what the uniforms there are, then?
[The website is approximately 90% ads. a few notable ads are for laxatives, a sig p226 (gun), vent cleaning services, and even a magnifying glass]
How do they expect anyone to use this website...?
I suppose I could just... wait outside the offices, read the news, and keep an eye out for anyone coming out of the building?
TO: Company
FROM: Eid M. Remington
Hello there, and a good day to whoever is reading this e-mail. I was wondering if there would be any way to obtain footage from your drones for personal use?
Thank you for your time!
[[@the-dutiful-detective]]
TO: Eid M. Remington FROM: Company (//intern) We sell access on our website for $4999 per hour of drone footage viewed.
Looks like THAT'S not going to be an option, then...
Let me see if I can't find out what the uniforms there are, then?