The Earth Junkie

The name's Jazz. Not sure what to think about this planet, Earth - or something like that, but it can't be that bad. Look at all the cool slag they got going on here! [Behind the Music; This is an independent TFA/Multiverse Jazz roleplaying blog. Most stories will take place after Endgame.] M!A Status: None, accepting.

[the-earth-junkie]

[loyaltowardsone-archived-deacti]

« Were that amazing that when there’s one there’s actually two more  All the better for data »

[the-earth-junkie]

::So what you're saying is that you come in herds? Now all I can imagine is fields filled with Soundwaves, calmly grazing as the wind blows through the grass..::

[metascream]

[metascream]

『Does what happen? You getting used to the fact that everyone’s going to die?』

[the-earth-junkie]

::Yeah, or do I figure out a way to off myself. That's just saying that I actully do the thing.::

[the-earth-junkie]

It appears that Soundwaves come in pairs now.

[metascream]

[metascream]

『… Yeah. I know.』And now his bright tone is gone too. He laughed ruefully.『It’s going to be a hard time for both of us.』

[the-earth-junkie]

::... does it happen?:: Hesitant. ::I know you don't like spoilers, but I sort of need to know.::

[tomhazeldine]

[the-earth-junkie]

[ Sorry guys, I can't focus right now. ]

[ I'm going to scurry off to bed and hopefully return this evening if I don't get called into work. ]

[metascream]

『Well, would you look who finally crawled back onto the datanet.』

[metascream]

«Can’t you be hot, sexy, and cute? Because when you’re in action, I swear on my spark, it’s enough to reduce me to a puddle of molten silver. But right now all I can picture is you with the most precious little pout. <3 』

[the-earth-junkie]

::Hey now, my pouts are not precious. They're very manly and absolutely charming.:: 

::But I'm a little worried about you if my badassery causes you to turn into a puddle.::

[the-earth-junkie]

i haven't corrupted any minors, in case you're wondering. i've mostly just been keeping to myself, actually

It's like you can sense when someone says anything about you. It's kind of creepy.

[the-earth-junkie]

the-little-terror replied to your post: [ I have a weird little headcanon afte...

I love it! it’s completely adorable!

[ By the way, someone approved of beekeeper!Jazz. It'll be a thing. He'll invite all of his friends over to his bee farm, as long as they promise not to upset his happy hive. ]

[the-green-wasp]

∞

*internally:*

*is just….really really surprised by this* I….o-oh my god….

[the-green-wasp]

I-I just….I-I mean…you…um…wow. I-I don’t know what to say either.

[the-earth-junkie]

But is that a no? Because that seems to be the important detail right now.

[the-earth-junkie]

neon-green-and-spikes started following you

Do we greet killer bounty hunters or do we pretend we don't see them...?

[the-green-wasp]

∞

*internally:*

*is just….really really surprised by this* I….o-oh my god….

[the-earth-junkie]

I really don't know what to say besides sorry.

[the-earth-junkie]

[the-earth-junkie]

::Why, that cannot be Jazz~? Resurfacing from the depths of the unknown once more, eh?:: Merry chuckles follow.

::Ah, you been stalkin’ my comm line? Or the kiddos passed on my amazing greetin’ to ya. Whichever. Stalkin’ sounds like more fun though. But hey, how’s the skies of Vos, Princess? You lot doin’ okay?::

[vosnianprincess]

::Nonsense. I merely felt the presence of another intensely gorgeous mech in the area. I assumed it was you~::

::I’m pulling things together, as usual. It’s a good thing there are brilliant mechs like me around, or nothing would ever get done. We’re doing alright. Things have been a little boring lately, but maybe you can help us out on that front. Feeling up to a little rondez-vous?”

[the-earth-junkie]

::Now, now. Take it easy, Princess, don't want that shuttle of yours getting the wrong idea.::

He really hopes he isn't saying the wrong thing. Relationships are so wonky around here. But he keeps his voice playful.

::Give me a time and a place, and I'll make time to stop in. Just don't spoil me too much or I might not want to leave. Always thought I'd look pretty charming in a set of wings::

[metascream]

[metascream]

『Mm. Eventually you’ll have to get used to the fact that all of them are going to die, and you won’t.』He sounds way too chipper about this.

[the-earth-junkie]

::Easier said than done, Scream.:: While Starscream is chipper, Jazz sounds standoffish.

[the-earth-junkie]

[ Going to try to get to replies. I'm exhausted rn. ]

[ Patience would be great! ]

[it-gets-lonely-in-space]